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      06-10-2017, 08:30 AM   #50315
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hola, friend.


haha dont even get me started I've been single since january!
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hola, friend.


haha dont even get me started I've been single since january!
My friend there is plenty fish in the ocean !
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My friend there is plenty fish in the ocean !
oh for sure, Im just staying busy. Dated a chick with a kid that shit herself when she wasnt being paid attention to.

After that I was like OK time to do stuff to my car and eat out every night with no baggage!
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oh for sure, Im just staying busy. Dated a chick with a kid that shit herself when she wasnt being paid attention to.

After that I was like OK time to do stuff to my car and eat out every night with no baggage!
Wow ! But I agree , sometimes the shit is real

Yeah Mike, alone (single) is cheaper as well...
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Wow ! But I agree , sometimes the shit is real

Yeah Mike, alone (single) is cheaper as well...
yea..especially at christmas!
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As it was my plane: No childs under 6 years are belonging into air, their parents should take the bus and save the nerves of other passengers.
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^ trying to ruin the peace and tranquility that is a bus ride by forcing all the children there - BANNED!!!
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So, I got my Masters in Cyber Security. Now what do I do?

P.S. Anyone here do Real Estate? Not an agent, but buy, reno, and flip?
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Call Ashley Maddison and tell them you'll work their security division.
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So, I got my Masters in Cyber Security. Now what do I do?

P.S. Anyone here do Real Estate? Not an agent, but buy, reno, and flip?
What are you interested in? Threat research, forensics, security assessments ?

I would think you should have lots of options.
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This thread is a mockery!!

Bring back the old "WHORE THREAD"!! (Not to be confused with the old-whore thread. Nobody wants that.)
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What are you interested in? Threat research, forensics, security assessments ?

I would think you should have lots of options.
Threat research and Network Defense. I just want to become a Cyber Analyst.
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This thread is a mockery!!

Bring back the old "WHORE THREAD"!! (Not to be confused with the old-whore thread. Nobody wants that.)
Since mods are listening to wankers and changing thread titles...what'dya expect?
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This thread is a mockery!!

Bring back the old "WHORE THREAD"!! (Not to be confused with the old-whore thread. Nobody wants that.)
As an old whore, I take exception to your comments.
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As an old whore, I take exception to your comments.
Meanwhile do you rock the MT (stick) ?
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So, I got my Masters in Cyber Security. Now what do I do?

P.S. Anyone here do Real Estate? Not an agent, but buy, reno, and flip?
Look into the field of cryptocurrency. There are a lot of demands for safer wallets and stuff. Should be a good field to be in as long as the field doesn't get crushed by regulations.
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As an old whore, I take exception to your comments.
Meanwhile do you rock the MT (stick) ?
Well, I haven't stalled in a while.
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Look into the field of cryptocurrency. There are a lot of demands for safer wallets and stuff. Should be a good field to be in as long as the field doesn't get crushed by regulations.
Dude, you're a genius....
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Well, I haven't stalled in a while.
Congratulations !
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Dude, you're a genius....
In OT everyone is genius !
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Take note of this !

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Who bets the money on McGregor ?
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