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      05-27-2017, 05:25 PM   #50249
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But I guess that doesn't count since I can't provide a little piece of paper to king 1/4 mile....
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But I guess that doesn't count since I can't provide a little piece of paper to king 1/4 mile....
Tuned F10 M5's run similar times as tuned F80/82, this M5 destroyed your lil diesel. He was sleeping at the lights, left late and still reeled you in and then opened a at least 10 buses gap. hahaha


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      05-27-2017, 06:56 PM   #50251
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Plus, you of all people know we're in the middle of an arms race - car just got back to me again from going back into the shop... Bring it, Gandalf The Old...
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Sweet Jesus... what is that, the list of people you want to give a blowjob to? In order of most desired of course...

As for your fire crotch - I'll take that Pepsi challenge... Anything to hand you a slice of humble pie... Its in season right now...

Plus, you of all people know we're in the middle of an arms race - car just got back to me again from going back into the shop... Bring it, Gandalf The Old...
I think he's really trying to impress Biorin and just added a few names to cover his tracks.
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Sweet Jesus... what is that, the list of people you want to give a blowjob to? In order of most desired of course...

As for your fire crotch - I'll take that Pepsi challenge... Anything to hand you a slice of humble pie... Its in season right now...

Plus, you of all people know we're in the middle of an arms race - car just got back to me again from going back into the shop... Bring it, Gandalf The Old...
I think he's really trying to impress Biorin and just added a few names to cover his tracks.
Nah... I'm pretty sure it's MK... gramps is only interested in money... It's what gets him wet...
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I think he's really trying to impress Biorin and just added a few names to cover his tracks.
That's because Biorin is really cute !
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      05-27-2017, 07:59 PM   #50255
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But I guess that doesn't count since I can't provide a little piece of paper to king 1/4 mile....
Tuned F10 M5's run similar times as tuned F80/82, this M5 destroyed your lil diesel. He was sleeping at the lights, left late and still reeled you in and then opened a at least 10 buses gap. hahaha


That BPC tuned M5 makes 900 wheel.

That's like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Won it's group (Heavyweight) for the weekend.
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That BPC tuned M5 makes 900 wheel.

That's like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Won it's group (Heavyweight) for the weekend.
y'all tuned with upgraded turbos and the M5 is a heavy car.

The F80 even on stock turbos will destroy your Diesel.

Your diesel runs high 11's, a tuned F80 runs low to mid 11's.

That's why you dont remember what your car ran at the dragstrip. l
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It's been page after page of this bickering... You two should just get a room already... That or, they have couples counseling these days...
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The other thing thats funny you both crossed the finish line, the M5 was on the brakes, you were still wot, racing him.

Why do some people do that?
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It's been page after page of this bickering... You two should just get a room already... That or, they have couples counseling these days...
he's a world class athlete, he probably kick my ass. lol
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He is?
To be fair - Bruce Jenner was a world class athlete back in the day...
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Oh well in that case so am I as long as I don't have to move fast or think too hard
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Anyone of ya folks watched the 24h from the Nordschleife/Nürburgring? Guess who'd win...A U D I

http://www.motorsport-total.com/videos/vc/12897

My next tracktime would be there within the next 12 days, really looking forward to it.
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      06-05-2017, 10:34 PM   #50267
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Again, thread is way to big, someone can start a new one
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What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread #3

I love to start some new bollox here, whos with me?
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      06-06-2017, 10:29 AM   #50269
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Reaper please take him home
He's been wandering for far too long
He feels so blue haven't you heard
He is the lonesome rider it's the lonesome rider's call home
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