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      05-27-2017, 03:42 PM   #50249
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Everything you are talking about is 1/4, 1/4, 1/4....

I'm so glad this event was focused on a 1/2 mile.
You'll run faster times if you hit the timing beam at 10-20mph racing on a downslope runway.

I bet y'all got WR runs.
Apples and oranges.

And fast is fast.

Every 1/2 mile air strip event I've been to has that dip in the middle.
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Apples and oranges.

And fast is fast.

Every 1/2 mile air strip event I've been to has that dip in the middle.
That's right, take it to the dragstrip where your car is properly staged and you're running low 12's in the 1/4 mile. lol
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Apples and oranges.

And fast is fast.

Every 1/2 mile air strip event I've been to has that dip in the middle.
That's right, take it to the dragstrip where your car is properly staged and you're running low 12's in the 1/4 mile. lol
It's already ran 11's before the turbo upgrades - but your the end all to if that's acceptable.
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But I guess that doesn't count since I can't provide a little piece of paper to king 1/4 mile....
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But I guess that doesn't count since I can't provide a little piece of paper to king 1/4 mile....
Tuned F10 M5's run similar times as tuned F80/82, this M5 destroyed your lil diesel. He was sleeping at the lights, left late and still reeled you in and then opened a at least 10 buses gap. hahaha


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As for your fire crotch - I'll take that Pepsi challenge... Anything to hand you a slice of humble pie... Its in season right now...

Plus, you of all people know we're in the middle of an arms race - car just got back to me again from going back into the shop... Bring it, Gandalf The Old...
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Sweet Jesus... what is that, the list of people you want to give a blowjob to? In order of most desired of course...

As for your fire crotch - I'll take that Pepsi challenge... Anything to hand you a slice of humble pie... Its in season right now...

Plus, you of all people know we're in the middle of an arms race - car just got back to me again from going back into the shop... Bring it, Gandalf The Old...
I think he's really trying to impress Biorin and just added a few names to cover his tracks.
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Sweet Jesus... what is that, the list of people you want to give a blowjob to? In order of most desired of course...

As for your fire crotch - I'll take that Pepsi challenge... Anything to hand you a slice of humble pie... Its in season right now...

Plus, you of all people know we're in the middle of an arms race - car just got back to me again from going back into the shop... Bring it, Gandalf The Old...
I think he's really trying to impress Biorin and just added a few names to cover his tracks.
Nah... I'm pretty sure it's MK... gramps is only interested in money... It's what gets him wet...
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I think he's really trying to impress Biorin and just added a few names to cover his tracks.
That's because Biorin is really cute !
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But I guess that doesn't count since I can't provide a little piece of paper to king 1/4 mile....
Tuned F10 M5's run similar times as tuned F80/82, this M5 destroyed your lil diesel. He was sleeping at the lights, left late and still reeled you in and then opened a at least 10 buses gap. hahaha


That BPC tuned M5 makes 900 wheel.

That's like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Won it's group (Heavyweight) for the weekend.
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      05-27-2017, 07:34 PM   #50259
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That BPC tuned M5 makes 900 wheel.

That's like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Won it's group (Heavyweight) for the weekend.
y'all tuned with upgraded turbos and the M5 is a heavy car.

The F80 even on stock turbos will destroy your Diesel.

Your diesel runs high 11's, a tuned F80 runs low to mid 11's.

That's why you dont remember what your car ran at the dragstrip. l
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      05-27-2017, 07:44 PM   #50260
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It's been page after page of this bickering... You two should just get a room already... That or, they have couples counseling these days...
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So contrarian
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The other thing thats funny you both crossed the finish line, the M5 was on the brakes, you were still wot, racing him.

Why do some people do that?
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It's been page after page of this bickering... You two should just get a room already... That or, they have couples counseling these days...
he's a world class athlete, he probably kick my ass. lol
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He is?
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He is?
To be fair - Bruce Jenner was a world class athlete back in the day...
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Oh well in that case so am I as long as I don't have to move fast or think too hard
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Anyone of ya folks watched the 24h from the Nordschleife/Nürburgring? Guess who'd win...A U D I

http://www.motorsport-total.com/videos/vc/12897

My next tracktime would be there within the next 12 days, really looking forward to it.
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