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      04-04-2017, 07:12 AM   #49787
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The Police orgy was in *Molenbeek* So I'm not surprised .
Molenbeek is the nr 1 Jihadi breeding ground . And sex is kinda anti-stress for the Police...

That's why...

Dude, that chick in the beginning was pretty cute!
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I agree . This while America has the biggest and the dirtiest Porn-industry of the whole fucking world .
And they call us perverts !

It actually makes no sense and I don't care ...

German scat porn is the dirtiest, they set the bar pretty high. look it up.
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      04-04-2017, 10:06 AM   #49789
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bimmette I was watching a video on youtube and your fender rolling video popped up as a "Recommended For You" video. I like how they just assume I would want to watch your videos. God...

With that being said, come roll my fenders. I was going to take it somewhere but you're basically a pro now.
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      04-04-2017, 10:08 AM   #49790
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bimmette I was watching a video on youtube and your fender rolling video popped up as a "Recommended For You" video. I like how they just assume I would want to watch your videos. God...

With that being said, come roll my fenders. I was going to take it somewhere but you're basically a pro now.
Hahaha! YouTube knows you well! Don't deny it!
I could actually fit the fender roller in my suitcase easily, but naaah.
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      04-04-2017, 10:36 AM   #49791
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bimmette I was watching a video on youtube and your fender rolling video popped up as a "Recommended For You" video. I like how they just assume I would want to watch your videos. God...

With that being said, come roll my fenders. I was going to take it somewhere but you're basically a pro now.
Same happened to me. When watching your track video.
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Hahaha! YouTube knows you well! Don't deny it!
I could actually fit the fender roller in my suitcase easily, but naaah.
Wow! No love for BP OT members. I see how it is.
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Same happened to me. When watching your track video.
At least my video was so much more exciting

(shots fired bimmette)
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      04-04-2017, 10:48 AM   #49793
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Hahaha! YouTube knows you well! Don't deny it!
I could actually fit the fender roller in my suitcase easily, but naaah.
Wow! No love for BP OT members. I see how it is.
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Same happened to me. When watching your track video.
At least my video was so much more exciting

(shots fired bimmette)
I bet more people watched my track day video than yours
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I bet more people watched my track day video than yours
BURN!!!!


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      04-04-2017, 11:33 AM   #49795
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BURN!!!!


lol
You do not drive something Italian.
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      04-04-2017, 11:37 AM   #49796
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I bet more people watched my track day video than yours
God damn leg humpers
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      04-04-2017, 11:41 AM   #49797
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I bet more people watched my track day video than yours
OMG, 11k views on your track day video!? WTF

Awesome click bait though..."Girl drives BMW...at Mission Raceway"
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God damn leg humpers
Have you tried showing more skin?
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Have you tried showing more skin?
Doesn't seem to work as well as it does for you.
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Doesn't seem to work as well as it does for you.
It's the shock factor. Most people have never seen a bare orangutan.
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      04-04-2017, 11:50 AM   #49801
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You do not drive something Italian.
Pinarello is definitely Italian. Yes, technically, i ride it. But in my defense, according to Belgie, riding is interchangeable with driving.
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Have you tried showing more skin?
Maybe less beard. Everyone is scared their computer is going to blow up when watching.
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Maybe less beard. Everyone is scared their computer is going to blow up when watching.
You know what's sad? That was from November. I didn't cut the beard until March.

It was epic. And now I miss it.
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Maybe less beard. Everyone is scared their computer is going to blow up when watching.
Maybe more beard. Cater to the Hezbollah and ISIS enthusiast community.
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You know what's sad? That was from November. I didn't cut the beard until March.

It was epic. And now I miss it.
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Maybe more beard. Cater to the Hezbollah and ISIS enthusiast community.
She has a point you know. I mean, clearly you are getting nowhere without the beard, and group acceptance is just one beard away. Just think - you could be loved.

I used to think the only forum member that might find one common interest with ISIS was UncleWede due to their shared love of goats (only for the delicious cheese they provide, nothing more of course), but now...I see someone with a love of beards.

All we need is a member with a penchant for blowing things up and if all three get in a room together, their combined qualities might make half of an ISIS fighter. Just be missing the screwed up ideology part.
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She has a point you know. I mean, clearly you are getting nowhere without the beard, and group acceptance is just one beard away. Just think - you could be loved.

I used to think the only forum member that might find one common interest with ISIS was UncleWede due to their shared love of goats (only for the delicious cheese they provide, nothing more of course), but now...I see someone with a love of beards.

All we need is a member with a penchant for blowing things up and if all three get in a room together, their combined qualities might make half of an ISIS fighter. Just be missing the screwed up ideology part.
There isn't a true American man in this forum that doesn't like to blow things up.
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