What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

BSM n54iS · 03-29-2017, 08:01 PM

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Sara504 What day is your hair on?

Needs to be the day after....otherwise it won't be a very efficient use of money

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This is an important question. He can only fap to clean hair.

Doesn't matter how clean her hair is when you got it wrapped around her throat strangling her

08njSTEP · 03-29-2017, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I wanna powder coat my calipers red but I don't wanna take apart the brakes.

You can just paint them. Only need remove wheels. Get a good kit and a weekend, done. I've painted calipers body color with regular paint for customers and even using a spray gun it's not too difficult. Cleanliness is key.

Aatish · 03-29-2017, 08:25 PM

I think it's a bladder.

smoosh · 03-29-2017, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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thank you for asking sir!!

based on the ct urogram performed this afternoon, and much to the disappointment of the rest of you fuckers, looks like i'll live to see another day (and eat another phat ass)

tomorrow i go in to have my peepee hole penetrated...dreading that even more so than last week

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What are we looking at? Is that your ballsac?

bladder

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any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.

Mr Tonka · 03-29-2017, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

bladder

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any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.

I failed to make that sarcastic enough. lol

Glad to hear there are no tumors up in that MASSIVE bladder.

You know what they say about guys with huge bladders, right?

Aatish · 03-29-2017, 08:55 PM

.........................they're thirsty?

Aatish · 03-29-2017, 11:05 PM

My chest is quite hairy...

smoosh · 03-30-2017, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by smoosh

bladder

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any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.

I failed to make that sarcastic enough. lol

Glad to hear there are no tumors up in that MASSIVE bladder.

You know what they say about guys with huge bladders, right?

high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?

BSM n54iS · 03-30-2017, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?

No, just that they drink too much....so probably none of the above

bimmette · 03-30-2017, 03:05 AM

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high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?

No, just that they drink too much....so probably none of the above

If you came here for a pun, urine luck!

BSM n54iS · 03-30-2017, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

If you came here for a pun, urine luck!

Axius · 03-30-2017, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What are we looking at? Is that your ballsac?

It looks like a little penis on the bottom left there, so clearly he's expecting a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Tonka · 03-30-2017, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by smoosh

bladder

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any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.

I failed to make that sarcastic enough. lol

Glad to hear there are no tumors up in that MASSIVE bladder.

You know what they say about guys with huge bladders, right?

high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?

They make good road trip buddies. Duh.

Axius · 03-30-2017, 06:48 AM

Go to ask old incoming tool inspection guy a question....,

sleeping in his chair. Lovely. Damn union workers.

Biorin · 03-30-2017, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

If you came here for a pun, urine luck!

Calm down, R. Kelly.

Axius · 03-30-2017, 07:43 AM

The Dave Chappelle skit for R. Kelly was hilarious.

Aatish · 03-30-2017, 07:53 AM

Was watching the Wayne Brady skit the other day.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-30-2017, 08:24 AM

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Was watching the Wayne Brady skit the other day.

It's been awhile...How are you my Bhai friend ?

Aatish · 03-30-2017, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Was watching the Wayne Brady skit the other day.

It's been awhile...How are you my Bhai friend ?

I am good Philippe. Weather is getting nice. Feeling better than last week. Just wish the rain would hold off so I could get a car wash.

How about you, Bhai?

///M Power-Belgium · 03-30-2017, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I am good Philippe. Weather is getting nice. Feeling better than last week. Just wish the rain would hold off so I could get a car wash.

How about you, Bhai?

Thank you Bhai !

Nice to hear you are fine my friend .Belgian weather is crazy ! Seemes like it's summer today with 22° Celsius . But in Avril we can get the 4 seasons in one day...

Left for my work today at 4-AM and I just came home ,I ruled the whole day at work and for the moment I'm in top shape !

And now I'm hungry but I have Belgian pie..

For this evening I'm planning Belgian fries with beef stew in brown beer sauce with onions .

Aatish · 03-30-2017, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Thank you Bhai !

Nice to hear you are fine my friend .Belgian weather is crazy ! Seemes like it's summer today with 22° Celsius . But in Avril we can get the 4 seasons in one day...

Left for my work today at 4-AM and I just came home ,I ruled the whole day at work and for the moment I'm in top shape !

And now I'm hungry but I have Belgian pie..

For this evening I'm planning Belgian fries with beef stew in brown beer sauce with onions .

Glad to hear all is well with you Philippe.

Might grab a Pizza today. Was planning on driving to Biorin 's turf for a a-pizza.

Axius · 03-30-2017, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Was watching the Wayne Brady skit the other day.

Favorites: Rick James, Wayne Brady, Charlie Murphy, Player Haters Ball, Tyrone Biggums, and the black white supremacist episodes.

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