New Ytest
Sign out
Bimmerpost
Login
BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts  
Go Back   BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      03-27-2017, 11:13 AM   #49391
F87LUV
Lieutenant General
F87LUV's Avatar
United_States
3857
Rep
15,132
Posts

 
Drives: '16 M2, '23 GT4
Join Date: May 2007
Location: NJ

iTrader: (4)

Garage List
2016 BMW M2  [8.85]
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
Something different should be trying someone not as good-looking. Not someone who is a bit of an asshole!
But I'm shallow.

Very true, they've all been assholes or ended up total creepers.
__________________
IG: Trackinheels
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:17 AM   #49392
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Stop being shallow and date a troll. They'll love you to the end no matter what.
Appreciate 1
F87LUV3857.00
      03-27-2017, 11:22 AM   #49393
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3471
Rep
849
Posts

 
Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

.................................a girl?
__________________
F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG)
991.2 C2
Range Rover Sport Diesel
I4 M50 (coming soon)
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:22 AM   #49394
capo180
Private
76
Rep
94
Posts

 
Drives: M235
Join Date: May 2016
Location: cle

iTrader: (0)

This thread moving faster then formula 1 right now... I wonder.
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:25 AM   #49395
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

I date as many uggos as I can at one time, then I reveal to them about the others on a group text and say there can only be one and make them fight to the death.
Appreciate 2
F87LUV3857.00
      03-27-2017, 11:27 AM   #49396
F87LUV
Lieutenant General
F87LUV's Avatar
United_States
3857
Rep
15,132
Posts

 
Drives: '16 M2, '23 GT4
Join Date: May 2007
Location: NJ

iTrader: (4)

Garage List
2016 BMW M2  [8.85]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Stop being shallow and date a troll. They'll love you to the end no matter what.
And bring more ugly people into the world when we pro create? *Facepalm*



Also, why do married men always keep their left hand in their pockets? Not just in social settings but everywhere.
__________________
IG: Trackinheels
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:30 AM   #49397
capo180
Private
76
Rep
94
Posts

 
Drives: M235
Join Date: May 2016
Location: cle

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
I date as many uggos as I can at one time, then I reveal to them about the others on a group text and say there can only be one and make them fight to the death.
A lot of Ohio 9's out there bro...
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:32 AM   #49398
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F87LUV View Post
And bring more ugly people into the world when we pro create? *Facepalm*



Also, why do married men always keep their left hand in their pockets? Not just in social settings but everywhere.
Well, our good looks should be strong enough genes that it'd take over ugly people genes. Unless the ugly is dominant recessive you could get unlucky.


No idea. Never look at peoples hands.
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:33 AM   #49399
capo180
Private
76
Rep
94
Posts

 
Drives: M235
Join Date: May 2016
Location: cle

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F87LUV View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Stop being shallow and date a troll. They'll love you to the end no matter what.
And bring more ugly people into the world when we pro create? *Facepalm*



Also, why do married men always keep their left hand in their pockets? Not just in social settings but everywhere.
Protecting what manhood they have left...
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:36 AM   #49400
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by capo180 View Post
A lot of Ohio 9's out there bro...
There are actually quite a bit of good looking women here.
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:37 AM   #49401
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

 
Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
There are actually quite a bit of good looking women here.
Relative to NC that's not saying much.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 1
Axius4199.00
      03-27-2017, 11:42 AM   #49402
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Relative to NC that's not saying much.
It's relative to which geographical part of NC we are referring to. Hicksville middle of NC Ashville where ASBSECU E93 stays, yeah the roots are strong out there.


Wilmington beach area by the college...., Wilmington is a great area.
Appreciate 2
Mr Tonka6057.00
      03-27-2017, 11:47 AM   #49403
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

 
Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
It's relative to which geographical part of NC we are referring to. Hicksville middle of NC Ashville where ASBSECU E93 stays, yeah the roots are strong out there.


Wilmington beach area by the college...., Wilmington is a great area.
I'll give you that.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 2
Axius4199.00
      03-27-2017, 11:48 AM   #49404
silvergray545
Skittles, OT OG
silvergray545's Avatar
Lebanon
2343
Rep
649
Posts

 
Drives: Lots of M cars
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cleveland, OH

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2016 BMW M3 ZCP  [0.00]
2000 BMW M Roadster  [0.00]
2004 BMW M3  [0.00]
2014 VW GLI  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by F87LUV View Post
Holy crap. That's a lot. I'm sure I'll do one but I want to be prepared to spend that kind of money going into it.
Haha yeah, that's also not to mention the spare set of brake pads and rotors I carry with me. Another set of wheels/tires. And extra fluids, spare parts, tools, etc. It adds up fast.
Quote:
Originally Posted by shockin330i View Post
The red ones?
Mhm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Cleanest 128 in the whole USA...., harharhar.


I should just leave it somewhere with the keys in it and collect insurance.
Cmon, it's not that bad.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Relative to NC that's not saying much.
That's not saying much when the most common practice out by you is geriatrics.
Appreciate 1
F87LUV3857.00
      03-27-2017, 11:50 AM   #49405
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6057
Rep
2,292
Posts

 
Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Haha yeah, that's also not to mention the spare set of brake pads and rotors I carry with me. Another set of wheels/tires. And extra fluids, spare parts, tools, etc. It adds up fast.

Mhm

Cmon, it's not that bad.

That's not saying much when the most common practice out by you is geriatrics.
I have a vague recollection of a dream in which we met out at a track..... Weird.

Maybe because i was driving the 318 this weekend.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 11:55 AM   #49406
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
I'll give you that.
That was the crummy part about spending so much time in Roxboro at my buddies..., the pickins of girls out there worthwhile was slim to none. Most the decent ones were already taken.

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Cmon, it's not that bad.
It's okay. Think just trying to justify getting rid of it. Constant battle of do or don't.
Appreciate 1
      03-27-2017, 11:56 AM   #49407
silvergray545
Skittles, OT OG
silvergray545's Avatar
Lebanon
2343
Rep
649
Posts

 
Drives: Lots of M cars
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cleveland, OH

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2016 BMW M3 ZCP  [0.00]
2000 BMW M Roadster  [0.00]
2004 BMW M3  [0.00]
2014 VW GLI  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
I have a vague recollection of a dream in which we met out at a track..... Weird.

Maybe because i was driving the 318 this weekend.
That awkward moment when I picture you driving this.


Interesting choice of track car, Tonka.
Appreciate 1
F87LUV3857.00
      03-27-2017, 12:23 PM   #49408
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

 
Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
I'll give you that.
That was the crummy part about spending so much time in Roxboro at my buddies..., the pickins of girls out there worthwhile was slim to none. Most the decent ones were already taken.

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Cmon, it's not that bad.
It's okay. Think just trying to justify getting rid of it. Constant battle of do or don't.
No Évoque. NO ÉVOQUE.

(My phone accents shit, it's not me)
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 12:29 PM   #49409
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
No Évoque. NO ÉVOQUE.

(My phone accents shit, it's not me)
Well, we gotta figure there's about 7 to 8 months before consistent snow, so will probably change my mind in that amount of time. Or you know, someone will keep saying NO ÉVOQUÉ, and I'll just be a good boy and listen.
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2017, 12:54 PM   #49410
silvergray545
Skittles, OT OG
silvergray545's Avatar
Lebanon
2343
Rep
649
Posts

 
Drives: Lots of M cars
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cleveland, OH

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2016 BMW M3 ZCP  [0.00]
2000 BMW M Roadster  [0.00]
2004 BMW M3  [0.00]
2014 VW GLI  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Well, we gotta figure there's about 7 to 8 months before consistent snow, so will probably change my mind in that amount of time. Or you know, someone will keep saying NO ÉVOQUÉ, and I'll just be a good boy and listen.
Don't get an SUV. AWD is stupid. It's useful all of 3 days per year. Not worth giving up 362 days of fun for it.

Buy an M235 and get a Pure turbo for it.
Appreciate 1
F87LUV3857.00
      03-27-2017, 12:57 PM   #49411
Banana Hammock
Beefcake
Banana Hammock's Avatar
3738
Rep
711
Posts

 
Drives: R32 GTR
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Well, we gotta figure there's about 7 to 8 months before consistent snow, so will probably change my mind in that amount of time. Or you know, someone will keep saying NO ÉVOQUÉ, and I'll just be a good boy and listen.
SNOW ÉVOQUÉ!
Appreciate 1
Axius4199.00
      03-27-2017, 12:58 PM   #49412
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4199
Rep
216
Posts

 
Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Don't get an SUV. AWD is stupid. It's useful all of 3 days per year. Not worth giving up 362 days of fun for it.

Buy an M235 and get a Pure turbo for it.
Or I could just get a 996 Turbo and buy a piece of shit 2000 Civic and daily it.
Appreciate 0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
#tagsorass, .anglo is bi-polar, .asbsecu wears depends, .bimmette the ladyboy, .cunning lups, .leg humpers beware lol, allahu akbar to shoei, billups_boobie_fantasy_island, bmw;bmwm;bmwm2, if u dont chew big red then fuq you, ihaznotags, kid getting in way of biorin dates, kitty kat, meow, sara has a horse face, self made sugarskull, several bp members have, severe issues with women, showmeurboobs, skunkwerks rules all, smelly fishie, someone_took_a_shit_on_the_coats, tag less, taglesslikemichaeljordansunderwear, tags are ghey, too many old fucks here are, toting limp dicks, where did all the tags go, which is more than anglo has


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:36 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST