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      02-23-2021, 04:27 PM   #4863
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Oh it's worse than I imagined. That toe is going to need to come off. It's far worse than expected. Sorry about your toe buddy.
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      02-23-2021, 04:50 PM   #4864
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I don't recall where I learned to cut my nails, but apparently you weren't offered similar guidance.
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Oh it's worse than I imagined. That toe is going to need to come off. It's far worse than expected. Sorry about your toe buddy.
Agreed - far worse than I expected as well. Though I'm not sure that he'll lose the toe, I think just pulling the entire nail with a set of vice grips ought to rectify it. Then when the new nail grows in eventually it grows in proper.

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Okay...I've heard enough! I'm a medical professional and I don't give advice on the internet, let alone on a car forum. So shut the F**k-up and let the member seek medical advice from an accredited provider. *SHEEESH*
How do *we* know you are a medical professional? How do you know that Rudi *isn't* an accredited medical professional? Hmmm?

Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me!
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      02-23-2021, 05:32 PM   #4866
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Agreed - far worse than I expected as well. Though I'm not sure that he'll lose the toe, I think just pulling the entire nail with a set of vice grips ought to rectify it. Then when the new nail grows in eventually it grows in proper.



How do *we* know you are a medical professional? How do you know that Rudi *isn't* an accredited medical professional? Hmmm?

Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me!
Well....I did have to become certified to needle people. Sterilization, rubber gloves and blood born pathogens training all required, use of an autoclave included as well. Yep, dermal graffiti artist / Dr. Raymond at your service.
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      02-24-2021, 06:36 AM   #4867
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I don't recall where I learned to cut my nails, but apparently you weren't offered similar guidance.
Rumor said that you'd used poultry for exercise first...heard it from a friend of the stone temple; or was it a stoned friend with a boner temple?
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      02-24-2021, 11:47 AM   #4868
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Rumor said that you'd used poultry for exercise first...heard it from a friend of the stone temple; or was it a stoned friend with a boner temple?
I'd been templed for much longer than I was a chicken rancher, and even longer than I'd known MKSixer And STILL, nothing to contribute to my friend's collection of toenails in need of clipping.
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      02-24-2021, 12:46 PM   #4869
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I'm not dissuading you from a pedicure place rather recommending against it. Here's the thing, a lot of those places carry bacteria and a variety of fungus because a majority do not clean correctly. If you get someone who isn't skilled you can end up with a larger problem on hand (nail/skin infection). Go see a podiatrist and it can be clipped correctly. Also, they can help you address what looks like a large callous under that pinky toe (refer back to the dating pros and cons list for proper male nail care).
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Agreed - far worse than I expected as well. Though I'm not sure that he'll lose the toe, I think just pulling the entire nail with a set of vice grips ought to rectify it. Then when the new nail grows in eventually it grows in proper.

How do *we* know you are a medical professional? How do you know that Rudi *isn't* an accredited medical professional? Hmmm?

Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me!
Dr. Mengala? Is that you? Jeeze dude.

I immediately said to seek professional medical advice. 1-PODIATRIST
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      02-25-2021, 07:40 AM   #4870
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You know theres' always the goal for a year not to black out and then what happens? There is always the last memory, where I was like killing the dancefloor ... its just like I have so much extra body movement - and then I woke up devastated, I was like what I called the hoe rocked up, you know I was Elon Musk about to hit Mars type **** and then wifey walked in like 'dear, you pitchin' a 10' I woke up like 'Nah sweety, I just got light rocket speed' ... its too early, I'll come back later
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You know theres' always the goal for a year not to black out and then what happens? There is always the last memory, where I was like killing the dancefloor ... its just like I have so much extra body movement - and then I woke up devastated, I was like what I called the hoe rocked up, you know I was Elon Musk about to hit Mars type **** and then wifey walked in like 'dear, you pitchin' a 10' I woke up like 'Nah sweety, I just got light rocket speed' ... its too early, I'll come back later
When you come back, can you bring an English speaking friend with you to rephrase the above into something that the rest of us can understand?
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      02-25-2021, 11:16 AM   #4872
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When you come back, can you bring an English speaking friend with you to rephrase the above into something that the rest of us can understand?
You were so well versed in Lups but you can't understand Danger???

You always set NYE resolution not to pass out. You remember the last time, when you were cutting the rug, and you were loose like Travolta. Then you wake up, and your wife notices you have a stiffy.

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      02-25-2021, 12:03 PM   #4874
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When you come back, can you bring an English speaking friend with you to rephrase the above into something that the rest of us can understand?
I admit that I was not real at the steerwheel at the morning

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You were so well versed in Lups but you can't understand Danger???

You always set NYE resolution not to pass out. You remember the last time, when you were cutting the rug, and you were loose like Travolta. Then you wake up, and your wife notices you have a stiffy.

Dude, you winning the internet today
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I'm 40 and still can't fold a fitted sheet. Even watched YouTube videos. Drives me crazy!
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Pottery people arnt good with 100% cotton
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I'm 40 and still can't fold a fitted sheet. Even watched YouTube videos. Drives me crazy!
So strange this is topic of discussion on here yesterday as well. Had a conversation with someone about how this is done yesterday.

I manage to get the corners quasi-correct, but then the rest of it just gets "warpped up" basically.
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So strange this is topic of discussion on here yesterday as well. Had a conversation with someone about how this is done yesterday.

I manage to get the corners quasi-correct, but then the rest of it just gets "warpped up" basically.
I can do it if I have the room to lay out the sheet. But I don't have that room in my laundry room. The sheets come out of the dryer and go on the bed, so the fitted sheet kind of gets folded/rolled to bring upstairs.
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I can do it if I have the room to lay out the sheet. But I don't have that room in my laundry room. The sheets come out of the dryer and go on the bed, so the fitted sheet kind of gets folded/rolled to bring upstairs.
I think you know how anal I am. So here's the skinny on sheets at Casa de Raymond. Three sets of sheets for each bed. No more, no less. One to keep on bed and two as spares that are in rotation. Once, sometimes twice a week (mind you I don't sleep in my bed daily) the sheets come off, go in the washer and the next set gets pulled out of the closet and on the bed. Problem is that due to my lackluster fitted sheet foldery, the rest of my sheets look pristine, but my fitted sheet looks like....I pride myself on making humorous assimilations with things.....I'm drawing blank this morning, not enough caffiene....let's just say they are wrinkled all to shit by the time they get on the bed. Every other piece of bedding - pristine and clean, the fitted sheet looks like a sideways dumpster fire cook out.
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