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02-23-2021, 04:50 PM | #4864 |
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I don't recall where I learned to cut my nails, but apparently you weren't offered similar guidance.
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Maybe he is. From what I've heard, his past job description has included giving people needles quite frequently, mental counseling, and the like...that just screams medical professional to me! |
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02-24-2021, 06:36 AM | #4867 |
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Rumor said that you'd used poultry for exercise first...heard it from a friend of the stone temple; or was it a stoned friend with a boner temple?
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02-24-2021, 12:46 PM | #4869 | ||
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I immediately said to seek professional medical advice. 1-PODIATRIST
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02-25-2021, 07:40 AM | #4870 |
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You know theres' always the goal for a year not to black out and then what happens? There is always the last memory, where I was like killing the dancefloor ... its just like I have so much extra body movement - and then I woke up devastated, I was like what I called the hoe rocked up, you know I was Elon Musk about to hit Mars type **** and then wifey walked in like 'dear, you pitchin' a 10' I woke up like 'Nah sweety, I just got light rocket speed' ... its too early, I'll come back later
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You always set NYE resolution not to pass out. You remember the last time, when you were cutting the rug, and you were loose like Travolta. Then you wake up, and your wife notices you have a stiffy. |
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When I was an intern I was dating a girl and We went out for hamburgers one night. Mine came with pickles which I don't like and was picking them off. She stated "the pickle bite is the best part". It was then I realized she wasn't the one for me. I ended it shortly there after.
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I manage to get the corners quasi-correct, but then the rest of it just gets "warpped up" basically. |
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03-03-2021, 08:34 AM | #4882 |
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I can do it if I have the room to lay out the sheet. But I don't have that room in my laundry room. The sheets come out of the dryer and go on the bed, so the fitted sheet kind of gets folded/rolled to bring upstairs.
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03-03-2021, 08:47 AM | #4884 |
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I think you know how anal I am. So here's the skinny on sheets at Casa de Raymond. Three sets of sheets for each bed. No more, no less. One to keep on bed and two as spares that are in rotation. Once, sometimes twice a week (mind you I don't sleep in my bed daily) the sheets come off, go in the washer and the next set gets pulled out of the closet and on the bed. Problem is that due to my lackluster fitted sheet foldery, the rest of my sheets look pristine, but my fitted sheet looks like....I pride myself on making humorous assimilations with things.....I'm drawing blank this morning, not enough caffiene....let's just say they are wrinkled all to shit by the time they get on the bed. Every other piece of bedding - pristine and clean, the fitted sheet looks like a sideways dumpster fire cook out.
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