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Axius · 03-14-2017, 06:06 PM

I took day off and stayed home.

Went and bought some new Levis, beanie, long sleeve waffle on clearance, beanie with a brim, and then a beer with calamari at Rocky River Brewery.

1MOREMOD · 03-14-2017, 06:07 PM

Dont forget the glory hole thing

Axius · 03-14-2017, 06:09 PM

That's supposed to be private.

The Choosey begger · 03-14-2017, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dont forget the glory hole thing

What's that?

F30lolz · 03-14-2017, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

What's that?

It's like a Haitian, only smaller.

Joekerr · 03-14-2017, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Look Québécois ...
I'm sure your home is not on the planet earth , because you don't know how ketchup looks like .

You know nothing what happened here on the battle ground where I live today and where my house is built on .
The original BC name of my town is *Tungrorum Atuatuca* under Ambiorix , later it was Belgica under Caesar and today Belgium (Belgie)
I would love to show you in person our local Gallo-Roman museum => http://www.galloromeinsmuseum.be/museum

My house is built on the battlefield where Ambiorix slaughtered 7,000 Romans . 2 year later the Roman sucker (Caesar) came back with 70,000 of the best Roman suckers because zero Roman asses returned to Rome !
With 70,000 Romans with balistas ...What do you think happened ?
Yes they were killed , Eburon warriors were crucified ! The Eburon women and children they took to Rome as slaves !

And your are wrong , it was not a dream .The battle was defence by Ambiorix of our ground (my ground today) and the Roman suckers finally conquered the world !
And yes the Roman suckers were good ...really good and without mercy with their crucifixions for the prisoners !
Yes right ! There was not only Christ on his cross ..There were probably thousands crucifixions on the Roman battlefields !

The second time we had zero chance but we stand in front of them and we had the balls to fight against the best war machine the world ever has know !
And that's why there is today a beautiful powerfull statue of Ambiorix in my little town ...

You should show respect as well ! Shame on you !

I'm guessing ketchup is supposed to represent blood then? But I wasn't sure - it may have been something sexual since a lot of your posts seem geared that way. That's why I asked.

Anyways - I noted with great interest you said the Romans took the Eburon women back as slaves. I recall you saying your test showed Eburon DNA, but now I wonder....

Is it at all possible that the Romans fathered children with said women and that you are also an indirect descendant of the Romans? Perhaps even Caesar himself? I mean...you never know right...

Hail Caesar!

The Choosey begger · 03-14-2017, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

It's like a Haitian, only smaller.

Still dont get it.

Aatish · 03-15-2017, 01:02 AM

Bananannananananananananna ananananananananananannanana

BATMAN!!!!

BATMAN!!!!

Axius · 03-15-2017, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Still dont get it.

We take a 1/4'' drill and poke a hole in the stall door and shove our little wieners in it for the sake of others pleasure, not our own.

The Choosey begger · 03-15-2017, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

We take a 1/4'' drill and poke a hole in the stall door and shove our little wieners in it for the sake of others pleasure, not our own.

That's what i was thinking.

Axius · 03-15-2017, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

That's what i was thinking.

1/4'' is too large for me, but I like to make it universal so others can use it also.

The Choosey begger · 03-15-2017, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Bananannananananananananna ananananananananananannanana

BATMAN!!!!

BATMAN!!!!

Did you take your meds? Haha

Aatish · 03-15-2017, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Did you take your meds? Haha

Of course. Took a bit more just to be safe

finaloption · 03-15-2017, 08:58 AM

beware the ides of march

silvergray545 · 03-15-2017, 09:34 AM

Internet is down at the office. Can't work or browse the web. Mobile service is shitty and wifi is down, obviously. #firstworldproblems

Mr Tonka · 03-15-2017, 09:38 AM

It's like winter up in here!

Mr Tonka · 03-15-2017, 09:44 AM

Burrr!

The Choosey begger · 03-15-2017, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's like winter up in here!

When temps get in the 40's in Florida, they all complain about how cold it is, bunch of sissies. Lol

RJ_ · 03-15-2017, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Burrr!

Traction Control off... you're doing it right.

The Choosey begger · 03-15-2017, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Traction Control off... you're doing it right.

It's awd, so...

silvergray545 · 03-15-2017, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Burrr!

I'm going to figure out a way to e-shank you.

Mr Tonka · 03-15-2017, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

When temps get in the 40's in Florida, they all complain about how cold it is, bunch of sissies. Lol

I love the cold weather. Gonna be a bit chilly tonight on the bike, but i love it.

I do have a hypothesis as to why everyone looses their shit when temps drop below 50. I think it's because no one here looks at the weather forecast. They just roll out of bed and assume it's going to be 75 and sunny and leave the house accordingly in shorts and flip flops. Everyone I've seen today is dressed the same as they were on Monday when it was almost 80. haha

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm going to figure out a way to e-shank you.

This is why i posted it.

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