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      03-14-2017, 01:18 PM   #48621
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You've got to be kidding me, right?
Exactly my friend !
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Dreamy....
I never dreamed on the battlefield with my sword and ax in my hands...
I actually kicked Caesar's Roman ass my friend and I made ketchup from his 7,000 Roman drag queens in mini skirts on sandals !
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That's actually called a puerto rican shower in NYC.
Its a Chaldean shower in Sterling Heights.
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      03-14-2017, 01:31 PM   #48625
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Why don't you ask for a recent picture of my ass?
Because Ambiorix is no homo . But I would appreciate a recent pic from Mrs Tonka ass
With or without bike is ok for me...
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Do you have a sister my friend ?
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Its a Chaldean shower in Sterling Heights.
It's called ratchet in my book.
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It's called ratchet in my book.
True that. Shut is despicable. Lady at old plant used to leave a dust trail of perfume every day, it was fucked up.
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Do you have a sister my friend ?
I do not.
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      03-14-2017, 01:49 PM   #48632
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Because Ambiorix is no homo . But I would appreciate a recent pic from Mrs Tonka ass
With or without bike is ok for me...
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I never dreamed on the battlefield with my sword and ax in my hands...
I actually kicked Caesar's Roman ass my friend and I made ketchup from his 7,000 Roman drag queens in mini skirts on sandals !
I recognize that all the words above are English. But the way they are flung together and presented as a salient thought...no.

1. You always dream of the battlefield according to you.
2. It is not your sword or axe, and you are not likely to be related to Am Bi no matter how many times you repeat it, just because you may have come from the same tribe. He didn't father the entire tribe.
3. We know from history Caesar wasn't defeated, but fine, this is a dream, we can suspend reality for a while.

But most importantly - what the heck do you mean by making ketchup? I mean...there is no way I can figure out what you actually mean by that.

"I do not think that word means what you think it means"

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Ditto
Your IG makes me hungry. Wtf.
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True that. Shut is despicable. Lady at old plant used to leave a dust trail of perfume every day, it was fucked up.
This half British half Thai chick I know drenches herself in Chanel perfume every morning. Can't stand next to her without a respirator.
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Your IG makes me hungry. Wtf.
Sorry. Those were from my trip to Japan in January.
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Sorry. Those were from my trip to Japan in January.
It's cool. Sometimes I wish I took more pictures of food. When I get something that looks amazing, I have no self-control. After I finish, I then remember that I should have taken a picture first.
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Mmm I like em skinny too. Not trying to get suffocated when she sits on my face.






Wait, what?
Freak switch. <On>
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Here ya go.

Sir you are a lucky guy , Mrs Tonka is really beautiful
Thanks for sharing !

Wait...I guess you feed her carrots ?
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i've taken bigger shits than this
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