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BMW F22 · 03-14-2017, 11:51 AM

With all this talk about Sara and her dating/sex life, anyone ever wondered how it would be like to lay with her? I know some member on here did some years ago and he said it was alright.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Nah. She called it off before I got a Tesla.

Have you?

Yes. Most stupid decision ever. Getting it on at 70 mph. If we would have crashed we would have died. It was in my 2011 335i, so not much room at all

I feel bad for whoever owns that car now

UncleWede · 03-14-2017, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Wait what? I go home every night.

House party, you walk into the bathroom (together or otherwise) then snoop in the cabinet or under the sink and get a shot of mouthwash.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW F22

With all this talk about Sara and her dating/sex life, anyone ever wondered how it would be like to lay with her? I know some member on here did some years ago and he said it was alright.

Which member said I was just alright?????

Sara · 03-14-2017, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

House party, you walk into the bathroom (together or otherwise) then snoop in the cabinet or under the sink and get a shot of mouthwash.

House party? I'm not in high school. I still dont understand.

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Yes. Most stupid decision ever. Getting it on at 70 mph. If we would have crashed we would have died. It was in my 2011 335i, so not much room at all

I feel bad for whoever owns that car now

That things tiny on the inside and you don't look that short. And I'm assuming the men you see aren't shorter than you.

UncleWede · 03-14-2017, 11:55 AM

Yeah, house party.

One of your responsible friends, who owns a house, invites you and your +1 to come over to the house, have a few drinks, maybe some BBQ on the back patio or a swim in the pool. House party.

Not when you parents leave and you trash the house.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Yeah, house party.

One of your responsible friends, who owns a house, invites you and your +1 to come over to the house, have a few drinks, maybe some BBQ on the back patio or a swim in the pool. House party.

Not when you parents leave and you trash the house.

That's just hanging out. That's not a party lol.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

That things tiny on the inside and you don't look that short. And I'm assuming the men you see aren't shorter than you.

I'm 5'3. I require 5'11 or taller.

UncleWede · 03-14-2017, 11:57 AM

When you've been to your 30th HS reunion, it IS a party. At least until about 9:00 or so.

Sara · 03-14-2017, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

When you've been to your 30th HS reunion, it IS a party. At least until about 9:00 or so.

LOL.

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm 5'3. I require 5'11 or taller.

Fun-sized lol.

You look taller in your photos. Must be the legs

BMW F22 · 03-14-2017, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Which member said I was just alright?????

Don't remember which as it was years ago.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-14-2017, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Fun-sized lol.

You look taller in your photos. Must be the legs

High heels my friend.... ass looks better too with heels .

Sara · 03-14-2017, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Fun-sized lol.

You look taller in your photos. Must be the legs

I'm tall because I wear heels in all my photos

Sara · 03-14-2017, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW F22

Don't remember which as it was years ago.

Mr Tonka · 03-14-2017, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm not so sure smell is to your advantage.

You know those horror movies...the ones where you can sense that the creature is close, but you can't see it.

And you can feel it getting closer and closer.

And you know what will happen when the creature gets close enough if you don't see it in time?

And your fear keeps increasing every second?

Yeah....

Advantage: Biorin

That only works if the smell of or the thought of the creature frightens you. This particular creature is not scary. Well, that's not entirely true. If she showed up at my office right now there is only one thing i'd be scared of and it's not dying.

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Six minutes is a long time if you move quickly. You guys cleaning off caked-on dirt when you shower?

Six min shower is plenty of time. Six min from sheets to seat belt is no where near long enough.

Got to make sure that undercarriage is good and clean. Gotta scrub up and down, back and forth to ensure cleanliness.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Fun-sized lol.

You look taller in your photos. Must be the legs

And the heals. 4" bro.

silvergray545 · 03-14-2017, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

You look taller in your photos.

I always thought the same. Would have never of guessed 5'3!

Mr Tonka · 03-14-2017, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I always thought the same. Would have never of guessed 5'3!

36 24 36.....

Aatish · 03-14-2017, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I always thought the same. Would have never of guessed 5'3!

My guess was 5'6''-5'7''.

silvergray545 · 03-14-2017, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

36 24 36.....

And how do you know this, Tonka?

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My guess was 5'6''-5'7''.

Shit, I would have said 5'9 or so. Lol

Sara · 03-14-2017, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

36 24 36.....

No baby, 39.

03-14-2017, 11:51 AM	#48533
BMW F22 Major General 3648 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	With all this talk about Sara and her dating/sex life, anyone ever wondered how it would be like to lay with her? I know some member on here did some years ago and he said it was alright.
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03-14-2017, 11:55 AM	#48539
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Yeah, house party. One of your responsible friends, who owns a house, invites you and your +1 to come over to the house, have a few drinks, maybe some BBQ on the back patio or a swim in the pool. House party. Not when you parents leave and you trash the house.
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03-14-2017, 11:57 AM	#48542
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	When you've been to your 30th HS reunion, it IS a party. At least until about 9:00 or so.
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