Picture of Last Items You Bought (NO WEAPONS)

Banana Hammock · 01-31-2017, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I see you're in Utah.... why not just marry another one and skip the expense of divorce?

Wouldn't that just compound his headaches?

Mr Tonka · 01-31-2017, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Wouldn't that just compound his headaches?

Once you marry the new one, just take the old one out to the middle of the woods and drop her off. Problem solved.

Rinse and repeat as necessary.

My335iTT · 01-31-2017, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I see you're in Utah.... why not just marry another one and skip the expense of divorce?

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Wouldn't that just compound his headaches?

exactly

Biorin · 01-31-2017, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Once you marry the new one, just take the old one out to the middle of the woods and drop her off. Problem solved.

Rinse and repeat as necessary.

Surely you are not required to marry a new wife in order to dispose of the previous one. Why not liberate yourself altogether?

PINeely · 01-31-2017, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cb804

New wheels for the 340... bmw style 441.

I like those a lot, they really compliment the angular styling on the front end of the car.

smoosh · 01-31-2017, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by My335iTT

Divorce, 29k in cash and a ton of other sh!t

$350 to file for freedom

fuck bitches, get money...

ALWAYS sign a prenup...marriages these days are too sketchy, it's the generation of hoes and sloots

"oh, you're not home taking care of the kids which I'm supposed to be doing, but you're at work all day?!? lemme go ahead and fuck Big Bob, in hungry for a cockmeat sandwich..."

#lovenohoe

Mr Tonka · 01-31-2017, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Surely you are not required to marry a new wife in order to dispose of the previous one. Why not liberate yourself altogether?

You've got to have someone around to make a sammich.

Also, passing along the knowledge of how to rid a woman of bad breath in the morning is quite fulfilling.

kscarrol · 02-01-2017, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You've got to have someone around to make a sammich.

Also, passing along the knowledge of how to rid a woman of bad breath in the morning is quite fulfilling.

My335iTT · 02-01-2017, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

fuck bitches, get money...

ALWAYS sign a prenup...marriages these days are too sketchy, it's the generation of hoes and sloots

"oh, you're not home taking care of the kids which I'm supposed to be doing, but you're at work all day?!? lemme go ahead and fuck Big Bob, in hungry for a cockmeat sandwich..."

#lovenohoe

NEVER will get married again, if I somehow do no matter how much I love her a prenup will happen! You get your shit you came with, I get my shit. That's all. I cant imagine how much some of the wealthy guys loose around these forums, it made me sick when I had to give her that much money.

My335iTT · 02-01-2017, 12:27 PM

More puppy food for this little one

j_marinelli · 02-03-2017, 01:06 PM

New AC system for the house. I felt it was best suited to take a picture of it in the driveway since its the cost of a cheap compact car

Axius · 02-03-2017, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Surely you are not required to marry a new wife in order to dispose of the previous one. Why not liberate yourself altogether?

Do you not watch crime shows? You can't get rid of the first one before a second, it would appear sketchy. You have to acquire a second FIRST, so then it would appear as if the other ran off out of jealously to start a new life in Milan.

jmg · 02-03-2017, 02:14 PM

Because of this:

I just ordered one of these:

Dang3r · 02-03-2017, 03:52 PM

Whats that?

Banana Hammock · 02-03-2017, 04:37 PM

Looks like a front plate mount cuz he lives in Commiefornia like me.

j_marinelli · 02-03-2017, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jmg

Because of this:

I just ordered one of these:

ughhhh.. I never had a front plate issue on any car until we moved last year. after 3 warnings I figured i wouldnt press my luck....

we can carry guns out in the open but we draw the line on front license plates, not selling beer before noon on Sunday, and no liquor on Sundays.... Good job Texas!

My335iTT · 02-03-2017, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by j_marinelli

ughhhh.. I never had a front plate issue on any car until we moved last year. after 3 warnings I figured i wouldnt press my luck....

we can carry guns out in the open but we draw the line on front license plates, not selling beer before noon on Sunday, and no liquor on Sundays.... Good job Texas!

So fucking dumb! Im glad Utah cops dont care about this, shit half the car makes dont make it really possible to even mount a plate without ruining your bumper.

jmg · 02-03-2017, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by My335iTT

So fucking dumb! Im glad Utah cops dont care about this, shit half the car makes dont make it really possible to even mount a plate without ruining your bumper.

My last 4 cars had no front plate, never had a fix it. This happened on Mulholland after an especially bad month of accidents in the area, so CHP was cracking down. At least I didn't get a speeding ticket, which was nice.

bosstones · 02-03-2017, 06:30 PM

~1 acre of dirt. Cement, wood, and other stuff will follow in the months ahead.

1MOREMOD · 02-03-2017, 07:12 PM

Wife got outback now she's looking for a gf

Mr Tonka · 02-03-2017, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wife got outback now she's looking for a gf

a good fuck? The outback does that to her?

1MOREMOD · 02-03-2017, 10:38 PM

Uh what

02-01-2017, 12:27 PM	#4784
My335iTT Moooore Power! 208 Rep 490 Posts Drives: 2007 Space Grey 335i Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Utah iTrader: (2)	More puppy food for this little one __________________ 2012 335is E92 \| Alpine White \| Piano Black Grills \| 5% Tint \| Carbon Fiber Wrapped Roof \| JB4 G5ISO Board \| More to Come! \| SeanE92 - SCAMMER
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02-03-2017, 01:06 PM	#4785
j_marinelli Private First Class 512 Rep 145 Posts Drives: 2015 Mustang GT Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Spring Branch, TX. iTrader: (2)	New AC system for the house. I felt it was best suited to take a picture of it in the driveway since its the cost of a cheap compact car
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02-03-2017, 02:14 PM	#4787
jmg Lieutenant General 19268 Rep 14,249 Posts Drives: G82 M4C X-Drive Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2025 BMW M2 [10.00] 2022 G82 M4C X-Drive [9.89] 2018 F80 M3 CS [9.90] 2018 BMW i3 REx [5.00] 2015 BMW i3 REx [0.00] 2016 BMW F80 M3 [7.29] 2016 BMW F30 340i ZTR [10.00] 2013 BMW F30 328i [0.00] 2006 Audi S4 25Quattro [7.00]	Because of this: I just ordered one of these: __________________ 2022 G82///M4 Competition X-Drive - KW-HAS, Millway Race Camber Plates, Cup2 Connect, PSI High Flow Midpipe, Lightweight Front Lip, M Perf Flow Through Wing Previous • 2018 F80 ///M3 CS • 2016 F80 ///M3 Ordered • 2025 ///*M2
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02-03-2017, 04:37 PM	#4789
Banana Hammock Beefcake 3738 Rep 711 Posts Drives: R32 GTR Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	Looks like a front plate mount cuz he lives in Commiefornia like me.
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02-03-2017, 06:30 PM	#4793
bosstones Lieutenant Colonel 1244 Rep 1,593 Posts Drives: o_0 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Suburbia iTrader: (0)	~1 acre of dirt. Cement, wood, and other stuff will follow in the months ahead. __________________ - Jeff bosstones' flickr
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02-03-2017, 07:12 PM	#4794
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02-03-2017, 10:38 PM	#4796
1MOREMOD - 11818 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Uh what
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