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      01-31-2017, 12:42 PM   #4775
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I see you're in Utah.... why not just marry another one and skip the expense of divorce?
Wouldn't that just compound his headaches?
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Wouldn't that just compound his headaches?
Once you marry the new one, just take the old one out to the middle of the woods and drop her off. Problem solved.

Rinse and repeat as necessary.
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I see you're in Utah.... why not just marry another one and skip the expense of divorce?
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Wouldn't that just compound his headaches?

exactly
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Once you marry the new one, just take the old one out to the middle of the woods and drop her off. Problem solved.

Rinse and repeat as necessary.
Surely you are not required to marry a new wife in order to dispose of the previous one. Why not liberate yourself altogether?
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      01-31-2017, 06:28 PM   #4779
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New wheels for the 340... bmw style 441.
I like those a lot, they really compliment the angular styling on the front end of the car.
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Divorce, 29k in cash and a ton of other sh!t

$350 to file for freedom

fuck bitches, get money...

ALWAYS sign a prenup...marriages these days are too sketchy, it's the generation of hoes and sloots

"oh, you're not home taking care of the kids which I'm supposed to be doing, but you're at work all day?!? lemme go ahead and fuck Big Bob, in hungry for a cockmeat sandwich..."

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Surely you are not required to marry a new wife in order to dispose of the previous one. Why not liberate yourself altogether?
You've got to have someone around to make a sammich.

Also, passing along the knowledge of how to rid a woman of bad breath in the morning is quite fulfilling.
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You've got to have someone around to make a sammich.

Also, passing along the knowledge of how to rid a woman of bad breath in the morning is quite fulfilling.
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fuck bitches, get money...

ALWAYS sign a prenup...marriages these days are too sketchy, it's the generation of hoes and sloots

"oh, you're not home taking care of the kids which I'm supposed to be doing, but you're at work all day?!? lemme go ahead and fuck Big Bob, in hungry for a cockmeat sandwich..."

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NEVER will get married again, if I somehow do no matter how much I love her a prenup will happen! You get your shit you came with, I get my shit. That's all. I cant imagine how much some of the wealthy guys loose around these forums, it made me sick when I had to give her that much money.
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Surely you are not required to marry a new wife in order to dispose of the previous one. Why not liberate yourself altogether?
Do you not watch crime shows? You can't get rid of the first one before a second, it would appear sketchy. You have to acquire a second FIRST, so then it would appear as if the other ran off out of jealously to start a new life in Milan.
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Looks like a front plate mount cuz he lives in Commiefornia like me.
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I just ordered one of these:

ughhhh.. I never had a front plate issue on any car until we moved last year. after 3 warnings I figured i wouldnt press my luck....

we can carry guns out in the open but we draw the line on front license plates, not selling beer before noon on Sunday, and no liquor on Sundays.... Good job Texas!
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ughhhh.. I never had a front plate issue on any car until we moved last year. after 3 warnings I figured i wouldnt press my luck....

we can carry guns out in the open but we draw the line on front license plates, not selling beer before noon on Sunday, and no liquor on Sundays.... Good job Texas!

So fucking dumb! Im glad Utah cops dont care about this, shit half the car makes dont make it really possible to even mount a plate without ruining your bumper.
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So fucking dumb! Im glad Utah cops dont care about this, shit half the car makes dont make it really possible to even mount a plate without ruining your bumper.
My last 4 cars had no front plate, never had a fix it. This happened on Mulholland after an especially bad month of accidents in the area, so CHP was cracking down. At least I didn't get a speeding ticket, which was nice.
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Wife got outback now she's looking for a gf
a good fuck? The outback does that to her?
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