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      03-07-2017, 09:20 PM   #47917
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Sweet!! Here's mine!

What you reckon to the new 720s? Bit messy imo.
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      03-07-2017, 09:59 PM   #47921
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Why is the crotch area blacked out?
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      03-07-2017, 10:49 PM   #47922
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Yeah, wtf do you people even eat around here. Ive basically survived on bbq the past four years
Mexican. Taco Tuesdays are a thing. Hit up Barrio for that.

I can count the number of times in the last five years I've eaten BBQ on one hand.
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I thought Cleveland had some bbq
There are a few places. It's just not big out here.
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Metallica is on tour!!!! And they will be here in May!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaassssssssss. Lups come back here please.
Metallica was always too girly for my liking, and I don't fancy your new welcome comity.

Metallica always finds finland too.
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Yeah, wtf do you people even eat around here. Ive basically survived on bbq the past four years
The struggle.
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Why is the crotch area blacked out?
Pretty sure she was looking out for my feelings. Not wanting me to see how much bigger her penis bulge is than mine.
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Why is the crotch area blacked out?
My friend she always hides the best looking parts !
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Pretty sure she was looking out for my feelings. Not wanting me to see how much bigger her penis bulge is than mine.
Not sure about this...because she has sexy boobs.
But one thing is for sure..Her mustache is bigger !
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Why is the crotch area blacked out?
I had a bag of cocaine on my lap. It's a secret.
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      03-08-2017, 06:04 AM   #47932
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All these rich fukkers up in here.
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I had a bag of cocaine on my lap. It's a secret.
That's cool. Was it one of your rich clients' car?
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All these rich fukkers up in here.
Well, well...look who it is.
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All these rich fukkers up in here.
The fuck you've been?
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Well, well...look who it is.
Your sig is comedy Gold. Haha
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Your sig is comedy Gold. Haha
I still believe that question is the best question ever asked in the history of BMW forums.
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