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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

A Phlegmish source told me he prefers "Ambi". The more you know.

Oh, how I love a play on words sometimes. And Flemish was simply too good to pass up.

I now feel bad and exercise my right as a Canadian to apologize to your language. It was sort of a low blow.

For you in my town with the sky in the background ...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Dang... You must be faster on your new Pinarello !
And ask advice on Lance for better vitamins...

My avg mph has gone up a little bit. I'm averaging just over 20mph on solo rides. 24-25 in small groups. Can barely hang on to a big group at 27mph.

I expect to be faster but i have to keep reminding myself that i've only been riding for 14 months or so. I traded out my last 2 Wednesday rides for leg weight training. Legs are not happy.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAT

Tags need to be renewed so I'm just seeing what's out there

Very clever. Although a year from now when the craze has faded this won't be as cool.

MX5 ANSR then just draw a little "not equals" sign with a sharpie.


In other news, I wrote up a thing for the GTI.

Fuqing VWs

[Axius]

Ambiorix looks like he would get a beat down by Zeus.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Very clever. Although a year from now when the craze has faded this won't be as cool.

MX5 ANSR then just draw a little "not equals" sign with a sharpie.


In other news, I wrote up a thing for the GTI.

Fuqing VWs

That's why I'm hesitant on getting it. Truthfully, I'm already over it. Lol

Nice write up! I haven't logged into VWVortex in quite a while. I try to stay away from it since it's all #stancebro and #vapelyfe. It's sad because the MK6 is a nice platform. About to hit 61k on the GLI!

[silvergray545]

And since you're the only one that supports my vanity plate desire, I also liked this one for the M3. It might not appeal to all you turbo whores.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

My avg mph has gone up a little bit. I'm averaging just over 20mph on solo rides. 24-25 in small groups. Can barely hang on to a big group at 27mph.

I expect to be faster but i have to keep reminding myself that i've only been riding for 14 months or so. I traded out my last 2 Wednesday rides for leg weight training. Legs are not happy.

Avg mph solo rides depends also from of the wind . Never underestimate the wind my friend !

Yeah I agree ,the legs are no joke thats why I had a masseur but strechting is also required .
I went 3-4 times a week to my masseur
Like I said I drove 4 years in the top of the Belgian competition and here in Belgium the weather is sometimes crazy as fuck !
I confess in those 4 years I suffered a lot ...because I drove against guys who had a doping preparation program .
After 4 years I realized that top competion is never fair ...Nonetheless I can say that I drove with a natural base in the top 10 and sometimes even in the top 5 .

I'm still proud of myself that I never used doping , I thought about it because I saw the top 5 shining in glory... But I said no Philippe don't do it.
Later I saw my top 5 win The Tour Of Flanders , Paris-Roubaix and even etappes in the Tour The France ...
So I lived 4 years like a priest in a monastery to make it (lights out every evening 9 PM) useless because without doping it's not possible to beat the top full of doping .

I'm stuck alone in memories and forever for the rest of my life .But I will never regret it ..even when I still see my scars from the past .

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

And since you're the only one that supports my vanity plate desire, I also liked this one for the M3. It might not appeal to all you turbo whores.

I like that one.


But I'm immature and would get something like "TTLVR" or "BOOSTHLE" or "FNGRBNG" or "HMBWIFYB".

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ambiorix looks like he would get a beat down by Zeus.

Yes William I agree . Zeus was required to take Ambiorix down .
He was no shit in 54 BC . Same thing for me today...same DNA genes and bloodline .
Hard to believe but so it is !

[Axius]

For real? I'm the same blood line as Zeus! Pretty crazy, learned it from ancestry.com otherwise had no idea. Pretty cool site if you've never checked it out.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

I like that one.


But I'm immature and would get something like "TTLVR" or "BOOSTHLE" or "FNGRBNG" or "HMBWIFYB".

Hahaha! Well, the problem is, I store my car in my parents garage. So I can't go crazy since my mother will walk by it every day.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Hahaha! Well, the problem is, I store my car in my parents garage. So I can't go crazy since my mother will walk by it every day.

You can easily disguise any of those to mean whatever you what!

"twin turbo lover" *describe turbo x2*

"boost hole" *describe something about turbo spooling"

"finger bang" *describe you like to shoot trap on sundays*

"hold my beer while I fuck your bitch" *make some random shit up, she'd never know*

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

For real? I'm the same blood line as Zeus! Pretty crazy, learned it from ancestry.com otherwise had no idea. Pretty cool site if you've never checked it out.

Yeah right , here you go for your DNA sample => https://www.23andme.com/en-int/
My results came also from 23andMe.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah right , here you go for your DNA sample => https://www.23andme.com/en-int/
My results came also from 23andMe.

I sent a blood sample in for DNA. It's already been confirmed by both the United States of America as well as ancestry.com, so that's two sources, not gonna pay any more money. My Greek genes came from my moms grandfathers great great grandfather (twice removed), and moved along in a straight line due to inbreeding to keep the family inheritance and the bloodline pure.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

And since you're the only one that supports my vanity plate desire, I also liked this one for the M3. It might not appeal to all you turbo whores.

Originally Posted by RJ_

Very clever. Although a year from now when the craze has faded this won't be as cool.

MX5 ANSR then just draw a little "not equals" sign with a sharpie.


In other news, I wrote up a thing for the GTI.

Fuqing VWs

Stop encouraging him!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I sent a blood sample in for DNA. It's already been confirmed by both the United States of America as well as ancestry.com, so that's two sources, not gonna pay any more money. My Greek genes came from my moms grandfathers great great grandfather (twice removed), and moved along in a straight line due to inbreeding to keep the family inheritance and the bloodline pure.

Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..

[1MOREMOD]

I'm related to the predator cuz my dad fucked one

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..

You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

Also, chicks love getting a finger or more in the bumbum. They just don't know it til you show it.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm related to the predator cuz my dad fucked one

I truly believe you when I see your Avatar ..

BTW...I can't wait to watch Prometheus 2 (Alien covenant)=> http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/ali...-and-spoilers/

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Those come in chicken sizes? Actually right now, it's still pretty "muddy" out there and even MORE water is supposed to fall out of the sky this weekend.

Ha Ha!!!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

That's why I'm hesitant on getting it. Truthfully, I'm already over it. Lol

Nice write up! I haven't logged into VWVortex in quite a while. I try to stay away from it since it's all #stancebro and #vapelyfe. It's sad because the MK6 is a nice platform. About to hit 61k on the GLI!

Thanks. I had to reset my password to log in today too lol. Everytime I'm in my buddies MK5 I'm reminded of how much the fit and finish improved in later gens, but oh well it's a daily. It's made for that role.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..

You didn't have black hair in the photos you posted of yourself.