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      02-23-2017, 12:00 PM   #47323
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Sandals for your ducks...
While that is cool and all....wtf?!?!

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I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
The thing about social media is everything turns into a huge nut swinging party and takes things overboard. Yeah things can be funny at first, but it gets old quick when everyone squeezes it for every last drop.
Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )
Bish!!!

It's about to get real for firecrotch!!

Donor turbos were mailed TODAY. 2 week turn, then ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!
Gonna need more than organ transplants if you want to keep up... Don't care if you boost or run some juice in your walker...

I love it though... Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... You're welcome...
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      02-23-2017, 12:32 PM   #47325
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Old Man Shoei is trying to get me to sell Ms. Piggy and join him in his regret of selling his E92 M3......

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I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.
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      02-23-2017, 12:35 PM   #47326
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UncleWede , ASBSECU E93

Sandals for your ducks...
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So...You remember my story about my duck ?
Ok,here is my duck *Kwebbel* again ..
BTW ,Dang ! I forgot to buy sandals my duck , and I need to say the sandals (above) look awesome !

And do you know that the Roman legions conquered the world *on sandals* ?
Sandals are no joke my friend !
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Interestingly, for me, it was the duck's build and proclivity to run away when in danger which made me think of Ambiorix.
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*Caesar* your words are actually proof of fear...
Quack quack, you quack.
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      02-23-2017, 12:39 PM   #47327
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      02-23-2017, 01:07 PM   #47328
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Old Man Shoei is trying to get me to sell Ms. Piggy and join him in his regret of selling his E92 M3......

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I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.
How awesome would that be?!?!
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I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.
Is there a place I can donate to make this happen??
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How awesome would that be?!?!
IT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME. *lightbulb* Please hold.

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Is there a place I can donate to make this happen??
I sent you a text with my personal bank account, routing number, mothers maiden name, and the name of my favorite sports team. LMK when you send the money.
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I sent you a text with my personal bank account, routing number, mothers maiden name, and the name of my favorite sports team. LMK when you send the money.
Noob. You need to give her your SSN in order to allow her to transfer payment.
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      02-23-2017, 01:27 PM   #47332
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I am BP OT.
We just let you think that.
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      02-23-2017, 01:40 PM   #47333
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Noob. You need to give her your SSN in order to allow her to transfer payment.
Oh. Well shit. Don't I look stupid.
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I know who Ambiorix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.
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I know who Ambroix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.
Good lord, you poor old man that's afraid of strippers. Watch this video. You can start it at the 3 minute mark.

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      02-23-2017, 02:03 PM   #47336
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I know who Ambiorix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.
"That's what."
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Good lord, you poor old man that's afraid of strippers. Watch this video. You can start it at the 3 minute mark.

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Sandals for your ducks...
Those come in chicken sizes? Actually right now, it's still pretty "muddy" out there and even MORE water is supposed to fall out of the sky this weekend.
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      02-23-2017, 02:05 PM   #47339
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I know who Ambroix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.
Sir actually it is *Ambiorix* and not Ambroix
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Sir actually it is *Ambiorix* and not Ambroix
There is no way it took you 7 min to find a pic of Ambiorix, i know you several of grandpa saved on your phone.

Check my edit time. Didn't want to piss off granddad.
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Sir actually it is *Ambiorix* and not Ambroix
A Phlegmish source told me he prefers "Ambi". The more you know.

Oh, how I love a play on words sometimes. And Flemish was simply too good to pass up.

I now feel bad and exercise my right as a Canadian to apologize to your language. It was sort of a low blow.
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There is no way it took you 7 min to find a pic of Ambiorix, i know you several of grandpa saved on your phone.

Check my edit time. Didn't want to piss off granddad.
I'm sorry Sir I was called by my work like usual ...while I was on another thread with Wolfgang Fuzion wax .
=> #20 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1355292

BTW ...I love your new Avatar , and do you know that the opening weekend Belgian classic bike races start next weekend ?
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I'm sorry Sir I was called by my work like usual ...while I was on another thread with Wolfgang Fuzion wax .
=> #20 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1355292

BTW ...I love your new Avatar , and do you know that the opening weekend Belgian classic bike races start next weekend ?
New race season is just around the corner. I hope i get faster this year.
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New race season is just around the corner. I hope i get faster this year.
Dang... You must be faster on your new Pinarello !
And ask advice on Lance for better vitamins...
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