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      02-14-2017, 01:40 PM   #46839
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I'd like to try and validate myself against your penis size, but all I can muster these days is a semi. Can you tell me what size your penis is when you have a semi? Don't lie!!
ahh, the ol' Joe Flaccid ?!?

well, you see tonkers wonkers, when i step out of a warm shower, the mighty mamba can be anywhere from 3-4.25", depending on how I'm feeling that evening...

however, directly after my mushroom tip's been sucked off (at least 4-8 times in succession), i can be anywhere from 0.5-1.5", but the girth increases to about 4" in cirCUMference

a lot has to do with my diet as well...

if my diet is high in meat (i.e., pussy), i tend to be bigger than if i follow a vegan/crossfit diet (i.e., hairy female butts)...
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ahh, the ol' Joe Flaccid ?!?

well, you see tonkers wonkers, when i step out of a warm shower, the mighty mamba can be anywhere from 3-4.25", depending on how I'm feeling that evening...

however, directly after my mushroom tip's been sucked off (at least 4-8 times in succession), i can be anywhere from 0.5-1.5", but the girth increases to about 4" in cirCUMference

a lot has to do with my diet as well...

if my diet is high in meat (i.e., pussy), i tend to be bigger than if i follow a vegan/crossfit diet (i.e., hairy female butts)...
uh... thanks.... i guess.


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Right!? I wonder how much I've spent over the years on women. Actually, I probably don't want to know that
I went to the tattoo shop, so im banking on getting more ink for valentines day. Whatever I spent on someone else, have been spending even more on myself.
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I went to the tattoo shop, so im banking on getting more ink for valentines day. Whatever I spent on someone else, have been spending even more on myself.
Fresh ink for your move up here? One day in and girls were already checking out your tatts.
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Don't nobody want your venereal disease Belgie.
Save your energy Canada with your hot air farts ..
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      02-14-2017, 03:41 PM   #46846
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Shit, I forgot to get wifey a 24 carrot ring. Looks like I'll be in the dog house.

However, I gave my mistress some envelopes.
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Save your energy Canada with your hot air farts ..
WoeHaaaa
Hey, it's cold here, gotta keep warm somehow. Plus, I like to keep those global warming theorists happy, otherwise they're going to realize they've wasted their lives.

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Shit, I forgot to get wifey a 24 carrot ring. Looks like I'll be in the dog house.
Surely you could stop by quickly at the grocery store and pick up 24 carrots and tie the leaves together to get a shape resembling a ring? If that would make her happy.

However, if she was looking for a 24 carat ring, then I would not advise the above as it will surely result in a trip to the dog house.

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Saw this on Facebook earlier. Lol kind of accurate
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Saw this on Facebook earlier. Lol kind of accurate
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Found this in the electronic waste bin at my building.

Missing a satellite speaker, but works perfectly! Satellite costs $15 on eBay.

Almost bought the system for $200 a year ago.

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Found this in the electronic waste bin at my building.

Missing a satellite speaker, but works perfectly! Satellite costs $15 on eBay.

Almost bought the system for $200 a year ago.

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Fresh ink for your move up here? One day in and girls were already checking out your tatts.
Yeah, want to fill in some of the empty space so gonna get a compass pointing south east and some filler tomorrow morning. Then will find an artist in OH to add more to my left arm.
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It's going. Finally finished box 1 lol
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It's going. Finally finished box 1 lol
Nice! The fact that they modeled the running gear is legit.
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It's going. Finally finished box 1 lol
Dat meat...
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It's going. Finally finished box 1 lol
Nice but hurry up finishing it, word on the street is that lego chicks will trade handies for rides.
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