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      02-14-2017, 11:27 AM   #46817
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Depends on the purchase
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Didn't you just mod it?
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From Investopedia

"On average, for a man the expense would run up to about $177 whereas a woman is likely to cough up a little less than $98"

http://www.investopedia.com/news/val...#ixzz4YgKbG1br
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      02-14-2017, 11:42 AM   #46820
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Cheap ass bitches, want the world but wont give it themselves.
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      02-14-2017, 11:50 AM   #46821
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I remember those days, buying some $500 purse just to be unappreciated the next day.

Way too much money, pretty much all holidays are a waste of money. Just spend time with each other should be sufficient.
Right!? I wonder how much I've spent over the years on women. Actually, I probably don't want to know that number.
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Ribeye and sausages - $65
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Gross. $70 for flowers.
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Didn't you just mod it?
There is no end to modding, sir. Unless you run out of money, I guess.
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"On average, for a man the expense would run up to about $177 whereas a woman is likely to cough up a little less than $98"

http://www.investopedia.com/news/val...#ixzz4YgKbG1br
Why are women so stingy?
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      02-14-2017, 11:55 AM   #46822
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Why are women so stingy?
They give service, so it balances out?
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      02-14-2017, 11:59 AM   #46823
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^ Must not be married.
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They give service, so it balances out?
You know damn well we pay for those services whether we get them or not!
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      02-14-2017, 12:21 PM   #46825
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You know damn well we pay for those services whether we get them or not!
The sad reality.

*Wipes tears with safety blanket*
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      02-14-2017, 12:21 PM   #46826
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So if I don't have a date tonight, is it socially acceptable to make an impulse purchase for the M3?
As long as you're not buying it bra and panties so you can be this guy. Yes.



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      02-14-2017, 12:22 PM   #46827
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^ Must not be married.
Facts.
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      02-14-2017, 12:25 PM   #46828
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Right!? I wonder how much I've spent over the years on women. Actually, I probably don't want to know that number.

Gross. $70 for flowers.

There is no end to modding, sir. Unless you run out of money, I guess.

Why are women so stingy?
If you want to treat Hallmark Day as a special holiday, that's fine. But i still maintain if you have to spend money on a woman for this day, you're doing it wrong.

My dad and i are rebuilding the slot car track at his house. I'll be working solo tonight because he has to take her out to dinner. Sucker. Probably going to a place with a preset menu. lol
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As long as you're not buying it bra and panties so you can be this guy. Yes.



You know you've hit rock bottom when you start having sex with cars.
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you start having sex with cars.
Speaking from experience i assume.


FYI, that was my Biorin impersonation.
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      02-14-2017, 12:31 PM   #46831
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you start having sex with cars.
Facts ! Dude fucks Porsche ...


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      02-14-2017, 12:32 PM   #46832
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If you want to treat Hallmark Day as a special holiday, that's fine. But i still maintain if you have to spend money on a woman for this day, you're doing it wrong.

My dad and i are rebuilding the slot car track at his house. I'll be working solo tonight because he has to take her out to dinner. Sucker. Probably going to a place with a preset menu. lol
I like your style. Unfortunately, I don't think all women are wired the way your wife is.
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Speaking from experience i assume.


FYI, that was my Biorin impersonation.
Tonka, you bastard.
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      02-14-2017, 12:35 PM   #46833
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That was awkward to watch.
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That was awkward to watch.
Yeah , particular when he took it first from behind ..I was thinking the exhaust tips are too hot !

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One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!
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One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!
But you'll make some chodey autophile a very happy man.
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One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!
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