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      02-05-2017, 01:23 PM   #46333
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I did and more than once ,all say I'm 100% fine !

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I dont know about you guys but I had great success on famersonly.com.


I met my name girlfriend there, her name is stacy and shes a beautiful thoroughbred. Were expecting our first in about 6 months.
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I dont know about you guys but I had great success on famersonly.com.


I met my name girlfriend there, her name is stacy and shes a beautiful thoroughbred. Were expecting our first in about 6 months.
Congrats William , good job man !
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      02-05-2017, 02:55 PM   #46337
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Thanks, shes a real stallion in the sack my friend!
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Thanks, shes a real stallion in the sack my friend!
She sounds like a real animal ..
No wait ...I'm sure she's really cute !
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You don't even get back to me these days!!!

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I dont know about you guys but I had great success on famersonly.com.


I met my name girlfriend there, her name is stacy and shes a beautiful thoroughbred. Were expecting our first in about 6 months.
I think it's great that you traded working for me to a thoroughbred. It makes me feel light.
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Oh, you are still alive??!! The rumors that you got eaten by a pack of wolves must've been false... Here I was thinking that I was about to inherit your monies and leftover car parts from Peter...
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Oh, you are still alive??!! The rumors that you got eaten by a pack of wolves must've been false... Here I was thinking that I was about to inherit your monies and leftover car parts from Peter...
You would've gotten my stamp collection.

But not after that post you fucking fucker!!

I'll text you tomorrow. I'm pretty dead today
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Just gonna leave this right here...


Here is a screenshot from my nightmares on the battlefield vs the Roman suckers from Caeasar ..

Do you see me ? And do I look like a betrayer ?
No man ...I Ambiorix fight to my last drip of blood to save my brothers in arms !
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I think it's great that you traded working for me to a thoroughbred. It makes me feel light.
Im just trying to make you jealous
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Im just trying to make you jealous
Finnish chicks are never jealous because they rule in no matter what..
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