Confess here

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by grimlock

pics or i don't believe a word you say

Lol no pics, I've embarrassed them enough.

[1MOREMOD]

Do you work at a retirement home?

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Do you work at a retirement home?

close lol, a bank.

[1MOREMOD]

Polling some old hole

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Polling some old hole

Equal opportunity lender here.

[F30lolz]

I'm actually on the crap chute this very moment.

[Axius]

I never courtesy flush.

[MKSixer]

Here are four:

1. My parents' home is at the bottom of a gentle hill on a road which is perfectly straight. My brother and me would hide in the swale until a car would crest the hill at which point we would launch rockets which we would lay flat on the road at the oncoming vehicles. Watching the drivers attempt to dodge the rockets was epic. Sooooo much fun!

2. My parents went out of town for a professional meeting at some university or another and we had the party to end all parties, complete with broken china and damaged furniture. My sister and I went out the next day and purchased replacements for the damaged furniture and china with the money they left for us and money from our bank accounts and never told them.

3. Similar to 1. We purchased about 35-40 small rockets that would normally take an 'A' motor, installed 'C' motors for propulsion with a 3 second delay and above them in the tube, installed another rocket motor that had been cut in half with the propellant side facing the downward so that it could be ignited by the 'chute ejection charge. In the test, they would catch on fire about 100 feet above the ground and continue their fiery descent to terra firma. Testing complete, we set up multiple launch pads and shelled the neighborhood behind my parents property for about 30 minutes until my sister threatened to tell my parents that we declared war on Magnolia Woods development.

4. I was torturing my brother one day (He's 5 years younger, that's what you do as an older brother) and he got really pissed and threw a shoe at me. I ducked and he missed. Unfortunately I was standing in front of my mom's china display case and the shoe took out a whole shelf of custom demitasse placings. My sister dutifully glued each one back together to save her idiot brothers (she's an physician now) and we put them back on the shelves. Our mom didn't discover it for 6 months when we were all out of the house because we were incredibly helpful in cleaning that area so she didn't get near it. The aftermath was horrific.

P.S. I may have been an unapologetic and remorseless street racer when I was younger.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

What if she has ginormous boobs to balance out the proportions then?

I think if I was a guy, I wouldn't care for big fat butts either. But I guess I'm biased.

Ehhh, no. Big butt plus huge breasts is a no go for me. Can't tell if they are really or not. Plus, from personal experience, huge butt and breasts generally equals huge bitch too.

Size isn't my concern, it's the quality.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Here are four:

1. My parents' home is at the bottom of a gentle hill on a road which is perfectly straight. My brother and me would hide in the swale until a car would crest the hill at which point we would launch rockets which we would lay flat on the road at the oncoming vehicles. Watching the drivers attempt to dodge the rockets was epic. Sooooo much fun!

2. My parents went out of town for a professional meeting at some university or another and we had the party to end all parties, complete with broken china and damaged furniture. My sister and I went out the next day and purchased replacements for the damaged furniture and china with the money they left for us and money from our bank accounts and never told them.

3. Similar to 1. We purchased about 35-40 small rockets that would normally take an 'A' motor, installed 'C' motors for propulsion with a 3 second delay and above them in the tube, installed another rocket motor that had been cut in half with the propellant side facing the downward so that it could be ignited by the 'chute ejection charge. In the test, they would catch on fire about 100 feet above the ground and continue their fiery descent to terra firma. Testing complete, we set up multiple launch pads and shelled the neighborhood behind my parents property for about 30 minutes until my sister threatened to tell my parents that we declared war on Magnolia Woods development.

4. I was torturing my brother one day (He's 5 years younger, that's what you do as an older brother) and he got really pissed and threw a shoe at me. I ducked and he missed. Unfortunately I was standing in front of my mom's china display case and the shoe took out a whole shelf of custom demitasse placings. My sister dutifully glued each one back together to save her idiot brothers (she's an physician now) and we put them back on the shelves. Our mom didn't discover it for 6 months when we were all out of the house because we were incredibly helpful in cleaning that area so she didn't get near it. The aftermath was horrific.

P.S. I may have been an unapologetic and remorseless street racer when I was younger.

Your sister seems like a saint.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Here are four:

1. My parents' home is at the bottom of a gentle hill on a road which is perfectly straight. My brother and me would hide in the swale until a car would crest the hill at which point we would launch rockets which we would lay flat on the road at the oncoming vehicles. Watching the drivers attempt to dodge the rockets was epic. Sooooo much fun!

2. My parents went out of town for a professional meeting at some university or another and we had the party to end all parties, complete with broken china and damaged furniture. My sister and I went out the next day and purchased replacements for the damaged furniture and china with the money they left for us and money from our bank accounts and never told them.

3. Similar to 1. We purchased about 35-40 small rockets that would normally take an 'A' motor, installed 'C' motors for propulsion with a 3 second delay and above them in the tube, installed another rocket motor that had been cut in half with the propellant side facing the downward so that it could be ignited by the 'chute ejection charge. In the test, they would catch on fire about 100 feet above the ground and continue their fiery descent to terra firma. Testing complete, we set up multiple launch pads and shelled the neighborhood behind my parents property for about 30 minutes until my sister threatened to tell my parents that we declared war on Magnolia Woods development.

4. I was torturing my brother one day (He's 5 years younger, that's what you do as an older brother) and he got really pissed and threw a shoe at me. I ducked and he missed. Unfortunately I was standing in front of my mom's china display case and the shoe took out a whole shelf of custom demitasse placings. My sister dutifully glued each one back together to save her idiot brothers (she's an physician now) and we put them back on the shelves. Our mom didn't discover it for 6 months when we were all out of the house because we were incredibly helpful in cleaning that area so she didn't get near it. The aftermath was horrific.

P.S. I may have been an unapologetic and remorseless street racer when I was younger.

I love that at least two of these stories have to do with fine china. Clearly, fine china was important to your mom. I got my demitasse settings from Ikea. Having Plebian demitasse is embarrassing.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Ehhh, no. Big butt plus huge breasts is a no go for me. Can't tell if they are really or not. Plus, from personal experience, huge butt and breasts generally equals huge bitch too.

Size isn't my concern, it's the quality.

I prefer the perfect handful. Nice C cup, little round booty. Done with dealing with bitch ass attitudes, no body is worth that kind of stress. Too young to have all these grey hairs.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

I prefer the perfect handful. Nice C cup, little round booty. Done with dealing with bitch ass attitudes, no body is worth that kind of stress. Too young to have all these grey hairs.

C-D is the ideal range. A nice, cute butt. If I can see it from the front, it's a no.

I'm not like these youngins of today. I don't like Liberty Walk body kits.

That said, personality and morals are the main check boxes. Mental stability too. Way too many girls these days have at least 2 of those boxes unchecked. Ya, they are still doable but like you stated, I don't need the grey hair.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

C-D is the ideal range. A nice, cute butt. If I can see it from the front, it's a no.

I'm not like these youngins of today. I don't like Liberty Walk body kits.

That said, personality and morals are the main check boxes. Mental stability too. Way too many girls these days have at least 2 of those boxes unchecked. Ya, they are still doable but like you stated, I don't need the grey hair.

Absolutely, you can cup with with your hands, giggle em around a little bit, motorboat instead of powerboat, etc.

After what happened before for way too many years, mental stability and problem resolution/handling skills are at the top. Like you said though, finding that balance is tough. Doable ones tend to be bitchy, the ones you want the lights off for are usually nicer and a bit more stable. I don't mind a bit of an attitude, but don't be a total cunt.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Absolutely, you can cup with with your hands, giggle em around a little bit, motorboat instead of powerboat, etc.

After what happened before for way too many years, mental stability and problem resolution/handling skills are at the top. Like you said though, finding that balance is tough. Doable ones tend to be bitchy, the ones you want the lights off for are usually nicer and a bit more stable. I don't mind a bit of an attitude, but don't be a total cunt.

I am laughing over here that we are drawing an inverse correlation between boob/butt size to mental health. Heh.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

Absolutely, you can cup with with your hands, giggle em around a little bit, motorboat instead of powerboat, etc.

After what happened before for way too many years, mental stability and problem resolution/handling skills are at the top. Like you said though, finding that balance is tough. Doable ones tend to be bitchy, the ones you want the lights off for are usually nicer and a bit more stable. I don't mind a bit of an attitude, but don't be a total cunt.

A little attitude is actually welcomed for me. I like chicks who can handle themselves. Another rare trait of today's women.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I am laughing over here that we are drawing an inverse correlation between boob/butt size to mental health. Heh.

Youre onto something, continue the work

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

A little attitude is actually welcomed for me. I like chicks who can handle themselves. Another rare trait of today's women.

Who wants to talk to a totally blank slate?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I am laughing over here that we are drawing an inverse correlation between boob/butt size to mental health. Heh.

Large boobs / asses = large egos and high levels of unstability from being gawked over for long periods of time. Mental clarity becomes clouded and privileged.

Originally Posted by Aatish

A little attitude is actually welcomed for me. I like chicks who can handle themselves. Another rare trait of today's women.

Little attitude is good, little sass and get some heat going.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

Large boobs / asses = large egos and high levels of unstability from being gawked over for long periods of time. Mental clarity becomes clouded and privileged.

Little attitude is good, little sass and get some heat going.

Hence why I go for them fiery Italians.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Who wants to talk to a totally blank slate?

But you can draw on them.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

But you can draw on them.

Whoa