What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.

How'd the work discussion go btw - did you get a chance to meet with the manager?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.

But I was a great boss! You said so yourself when I tied you up and did that thing to you..

Originally Posted by Joekerr

How'd the work discussion go btw - did you get a chance to meet with the manager?

I'd so totally send a friend invite but...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.

I post your pictures on revenge porn sites and make $$$. How else do you think I can afford your wages?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by anglo

I didn't attack you, all i said was you're emotionally unpredictable. One day you like me for sending a greeting card to a kid in Ohio or buying goats, the next day you hate me.
Kinda like what you do to Axius, he's a great pool boy then you fire him. Lol

You can be the same way. You're spot on with a lot of your observations, and can be hysterical, but then sometimes you just rip on the weirdest shit.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'd so totally send a friend invite but...

Yeah...but already friends...ah well, the thought that counts right?

You know, you are the only person in the whole of E90Post who has friended me...sob...

It is uncanny how closely my E90Post experience mirrors my real life. What is also eerie is that I'm ok with it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

How'd the work discussion go btw - did you get a chance to meet with the manager?

Week of Feb 6th ill be going up to OH to see the facility and try to find living arrangements, sort out details and such. Not much info yet but will keep updating as I learn more.

Originally Posted by Lups

But I was a great boss! You said so yourself when I tied you up and did that thing to you..

Youre the best boss ive ever had! Which is why I always come crawling back after every firing.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I post your pictures on revenge porn sites and make $$$. How else do you think I can afford your wages?

So thats where all the random emails for sex from fat old lonely women have been coming from...

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Week of Feb 6th ill be going up to OH to see the facility and try to find living arrangements, sort out details and such. Not much info yet but will keep updating as I learn more.



Youre the best boss ive ever had! Which is why I always come crawling back after every firing.

Cool - best of luck - hope its an interesting job with the new responsibilities and the salary is in line with your expectations!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Cool - best of luck - hope its an interesting job with the new responsibilities and the salary is in line with your expectations!

Thanks! Its an aerospace facility and moving to be a program manager so hopefully I can make at least 20-40k more than now based on research so thats good. Then potentially move into a traveling position. Its good and bad, just trying to focus on the pros.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Thanks! Its an aerospace facility and moving to be a program manager so hopefully I can make at least 20-40k more than now based on research so thats good. Then potentially move into a traveling position. Its good and bad, just trying to focus on the pros.

That's a legit pay bump for living in Assfuck, OH.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah...but already friends...ah well, the thought that counts right?

You know, you are the only person in the whole of E90Post who has friended me...sob...

It is uncanny how closely my E90Post experience mirrors my real life. What is also eerie is that I'm ok with it.

I too stand for what I believe in and people who disagree see me as an enemy. A true friend finds a way to stay as such even when disagreeing.

I'll just go ahead and quote the smartest person ever here:

"stfu, you agree on everything with your friends? Either you're a a sheep, or a dictator or a Schizophrenic. Or all above."

That was said by a philosopher who goes by the handle Lups.

Originally Posted by Axius

Week of Feb 6th ill be going up to OH to see the facility and try to find living arrangements, sort out details and such. Not much info yet but will keep updating as I learn more.



Youre the best boss ive ever had! Which is why I always come crawling back after every firing.

I fucking know I'm an awesome boss, but thanks for marketing me!

Laura is interested in your Ohio findings

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

That's a legit pay bump for living in Assfuck, OH.

It needs to be huge, location wise and added responsibilities

Originally Posted by Lups

I fucking know I'm an awesome boss, but thanks for marketing me!

Laura is interested in your Ohio findings

Lol cant market myself out of a job too much.

Laura needs to be by Ohio finding

[///M Power-Belgium]

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

About time!!

[Aatish]

D:

[TrevorM3]

dam that looks good^

[Aatish]

Why are all the girls worth going for taken?

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why are all the girls worth going for taken?

cause the ones who aren't taken but are worth going for don't whore themselves out, so you'd never know they weren't taken until you know A LOT about them, cause they don't let people in their lives easily cause they're stable and have a close knit emotional support system!!

(sorry for run on sentence)

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

cause the ones who aren't taken but are worth going for don't whore themselves out, so you'd never know they weren't taken until you know A LOT about them, cause they don't let people in their lives easily cause they're stable and have a close knit emotional support system!!

(sorry for run on sentence)

It all makes sense!!

[nyalpine90]

morning
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[Axius]

TGIF friends!

[Axius]

...., where is everyone