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      01-08-2020, 03:35 PM   #4555
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I have had police show up in a couple occasions during that situation.

But I was younger and the act was going on in the car. When it's about to go down () ....you always think you've found a good spot to park without getting caught. At least that's what you convince her!
I had this happen to me once. Straight up in the middle of act, one could say I was caught with my pants down. Sadly, I knew the officer. We went to school together and even worked together after graduation. Unfortunately, he was a full on prick. Rather than giving us a warning and letting us go, he ran my tags and did a background check for warrants, which means anyone listening to a scanner in the area heard my name being called in and the reasoning behind it. Small town and word got around quickly.

Also, you need to watch the opening scene of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It's fantastic.
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I have had police show up in a couple occasions during that situation.

But I was younger and the act was going on in the car. When it's about to go down () ....you always think you've found a good spot to park without getting caught. At least that's what you convince her!
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I had this happen to me once. Straight up in the middle of act, one could say I was caught with my pants down. Sadly, I knew the officer. We went to school together and even worked together after graduation. Unfortunately, he was a full on prick. Rather than giving us a warning and letting us go, he ran my tags and did a background check for warrants, which means anyone listening to a scanner in the area heard my name being called in and the reasoning behind it. Small town and word got around quickly.

Also, you need to watch the opening scene of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It's fantastic.

Knock knock knock on the side window. S L O W L Y crack the window

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Put your clothes back on, you can't do that here


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      01-08-2020, 04:53 PM   #4558
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Had a new girl over last night &, apparently, she gave a friend my address (Fine, for safety so I get it)

Well, said friend texted her at some point & she had her phone on silent so...

The friend sent the cops to my house & they showed up while she was giving me a bj.
She has good manners and doesn't talk when her mouth is full. Tell her friend that she owes you some noggin too, as repayment for the spectacle.
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The officer that pulled him over wasn't as nice
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      01-09-2020, 07:55 AM   #4561
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Please, please, please tell me that you explained to the cops the reason why she was too busy to answer her friends text. This would be fantastic if something like this came on Live PD.
no Live PD following my town cops around. I made her talk to the cop.
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no Live PD following my town cops around. I made her talk to the cop.
What a stupid friend. Like reallllly?!!?!? How old are you to be calling the cops because you didn't hear from your friend. So dumb.
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What a stupid friend. Like reallllly?!!?!? How old are you to be calling the cops because you didn't hear from your friend. So dumb.
Well to the friends defense he/she was probably instructed to do something along those lines if he/she had not heard from her.

Regardless a funny story
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      01-10-2020, 07:33 AM   #4564
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What a stupid friend. Like reallllly?!!?!? How old are you to be calling the cops because you didn't hear from your friend. So dumb.
Considering how many women are date raped, I don't think it is all that dumb on the friend's part. The dumb one was the girl who didn't respond knowing what the circumstances would be if she didn't. A simple text like "hey, everything's going well, we are watching a movie" would have avoided the whole thing.
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Considering how many women are date raped, I don't think it is all that dumb on the friend's part. The dumb one was the girl who didn't respond knowing what the circumstances would be if she didn't. A simple text like "hey, everything's going well, we are watching a movie" would have avoided the whole thing.
She is supposed to come over Saturday for some D
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She is supposed to come over Saturday for some D
D and a movie?
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I'm alive! Back in the motherland and haven't been able to get on BP as often.

In terms of dating: it's bad out here frens

about 5-6 of my buddies from high school said they aren't opposed to picking up a "lady of the night", and a few were like "yo let me know how it goes i might slide later on too". I wont say who brought up the topic of attending a nightly entertainment session provided by a third party but we have thoroughly discussed the logistics of making this a reality. have never explicitly paid for sex, and it's been about 3 weeks now, and it's a really lucrative sounding idea
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D and a movie?
Just a quick visit as she has to be home by 5. So I'll be able to have another girl later that day as well. Winning!
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I'm alive! Back in the motherland and haven't been able to get on BP as often.

In terms of dating: it's bad out here frens

about 5-6 of my buddies from high school said they aren't opposed to picking up a "lady of the night", and a few were like "yo let me know how it goes i might slide later on too". I wont say who brought up the topic of attending a nightly entertainment session provided by a third party but we have thoroughly discussed the logistics of making this a reality. have never explicitly paid for sex, and it's been about 3 weeks now, and it's a really lucrative sounding idea
More info?

I just can't bring myself to pay for sex. Rather just beat off if I'm in a rut.

100% agree that dating is a shit show these days. I have given up hope I'll find anyone worth a crap.
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More info?

I just can't bring myself to pay for sex. Rather just beat off if I'm in a rut.

100% agree that dating is a shit show these days. I have given up hope I'll find anyone worth a crap.
Hell you go on a date and pay for a movie and a nice dinner you are basically paying for sex anyway. Just go ahead pay for it upfront and avoid all the bullshit lol
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Hell you go on a date and pay for a movie and a nice dinner you are basically paying for sex anyway. Just go ahead pay for it upfront and avoid all the bullshit lol
You are a wise man.
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More info?

I just can't bring myself to pay for sex. Rather just beat off if I'm in a rut.

100% agree that dating is a shit show these days. I have given up hope I'll find anyone worth a crap.
It's not necessarily that it's a shitshow out here, it's that the girls my age don't go out with other girls in a down to meet new people manner. This applies from clubs to starbucks, many people that I knew back in high school I haven't talked to them in a while and it just doesn't sound like it'd be worth the effort to reconnect, meet their friends to maybe go on a few dates to bang when i'm here for one more week


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Hell you go on a date and pay for a movie and a nice dinner you are basically paying for sex anyway. Just go ahead pay for it upfront and avoid all the bullshit lol
exactly, that's why i said "never explicitly paid" lol
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Hell you go on a date and pay for a movie and a nice dinner you are basically paying for sex anyway. Just go ahead pay for it upfront and avoid all the bullshit lol
You are a wise man.
That's assuming after the movie and dinner that sex even happens

Comparatively in that scenario you run the risk of paying and not seeing any immediate return on investment
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That's assuming after the movie and dinner that sex even happens

Comparatively in that scenario you run the risk of paying and not seeing any immediate return on investment
hahahaha love that emoji.

but yes, before i learned the fine details i used to be "that guy" who was probably saved as free food on many chicks' phones
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I just can't bring myself to pay for sex. Rather just beat off if I'm in a rut.

100% agree that dating is a shit show these days. I have given up hope I'll find anyone worth a crap.
Hell you go on a date and pay for a movie and a nice dinner you are basically paying for sex anyway. Just go ahead pay for it upfront and avoid all the bullshit lol
Is it weird that I still expect my wife to "pay up" at the end of a night out?
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