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      01-19-2017, 09:13 AM   #45475
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There's hot goats in your area? Lucky son of a bitch.
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Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...
Most notable in this response is the lack of denial regarding my assertions about your age.

I'm glad to see you are honest.
Most notable in this response is the Canuck is still babbling...

This obsession with my age can really only mean one of two things... You're about ready to be able to get a senior citizens discount yourself or you're having some homo erotic fantasies about me... I can be whatever age you want me to be, honey...
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Most notable in this response is the Canuck is still babbling...

This obsession with my age can really only mean one of two things... You're about ready to be able to get a senior citizens discount yourself or you're having some homo erotic fantasies about me... I can be whatever age you want me to be, honey...
"Methinks thou dost protest too much." - William Shakespeare (you may have met him in person)
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There's hot goats in your area? Lucky son of a bitch.
Well, there weren't any left in his area for obvious reasons, but I understand Biorin was going to import a few who are currently oblivious to the dangers faced.
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      01-19-2017, 09:21 AM   #45479
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Wasn't that William Shatner?
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Most notable in this response is the Canuck is still babbling...

This obsession with my age can really only mean one of two things... You're about ready to be able to get a senior citizens discount yourself or you're having some homo erotic fantasies about me... I can be whatever age you want me to be, honey...
"Methinks thou dost protest too much." - William Shakespeare (you may have met him in person)
In the meantime, can we get an autographed copy of your original work?
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Wasn't that William Shatner?
Billup Shatner you mean?
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      01-19-2017, 09:23 AM   #45482
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Well, there weren't any left in his area for obvious reasons, but I understand Biorin was going to import a few who are currently oblivious to the dangers faced.
I just had a vision of all of us hanging out at a strip club, only instead of strippers, there are goats onstage. Even MKSixer wouldn't need his Viagra for that one.
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      01-19-2017, 09:26 AM   #45483
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Well, there weren't any left in his area for obvious reasons, but I understand Biorin was going to import a few who are currently oblivious to the dangers faced.
If anyone is interested was thinking of opening a goat sanctuary for abused goats in need. We could use some volunteers since I'm poor as fucking dirt and can only pay in kibbles and KY from my 50 gallon drum.
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Billup Shatner you mean?
That cheeky son of a bitch. Wonder if he's still alive after the whole rampant STD outbreak.
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In the meantime, can we get an autographed copy of your original work?
Most certainly. Please send me the original work on the papyrus I created it on and I will be most happy to autograph it for you.

I will send you a picture of the completed work, and sell the original to a more deserving owner who still has a few years left to appreciate its finer details.

Like maybe that Billup character.
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Best samosas in Chicago.

Most of restaurants in the area get their samosas from this place.
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They look delicious. Mail me some?
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This looks amazing! Brooklyn? Samosas my love...

Edit: Oh. It's Chicago. Will not get hopes up.
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Most of restaurants in the area get their samosas from this place.
Indian for me too this evening...
Curry chicken with rice !
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