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      01-11-2017, 08:45 AM   #45101
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Sorry to hear that, Ax. Hopefully they can put you in a new position with little to no down time.
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Get back to the stripping gig?
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      01-11-2017, 09:42 AM   #45104
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Stripping AND whoring. Double down.
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      01-11-2017, 10:20 AM   #45105
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So it finally happened. Losing my position here at the plant.
Time to sell everything and be a mountain man. Discovery channel will find you and make a show about you. Eventually you will have your picture on a box of Winchester .22lr saying your catch phrase.

I'll leave you to come up with a worthy catch phrase. "Hookers and blow" won't work.

Srs, better things only come with change.
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      01-11-2017, 10:27 AM   #45106
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What happened to sweaty balls thread, I have a submission
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      01-11-2017, 10:31 AM   #45107
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Sorry to hear Billy boy. Hang in there. Sometimes these things happen for a great reason.
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      01-11-2017, 11:29 AM   #45108
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Axius for President: I thought you would have to get rid of all your "holdings" anyways, no?
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Time to sell everything and be a mountain man. Discovery channel will find you and make a show about you. Eventually you will have your picture on a box of Winchester .22lr saying your catch phrase.

I'll leave you to come up with a worthy catch phrase. "Hookers and blow" won't work.

Srs, better things only come with change.
One week from now: "Well guys, still no job and now I'm on backpage."
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      01-11-2017, 12:18 PM   #45110
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Hey Axius - more time for goats and donkeys...?

Chin up - expand your search area and re-invent yourself.
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      01-11-2017, 01:28 PM   #45111
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Time to sell everything and be a mountain man. Discovery channel will find you and make a show about you. Eventually you will have your picture on a box of Winchester .22lr saying your catch phrase.

I'll leave you to come up with a worthy catch phrase. "Hookers and blow" won't work.

Srs, better things only come with change.
Ha! Being a mountain man would be awesome, unfortunately a love of "things" makes me question the feasibility of a life in the wild.


Appreciate the kind words everyone, this place has been draining the life out of me, and the way they are running the company I'd be surprised if they can even keep the doors open, so in a way it's kind of an easy way out to hopefully something better.
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      01-11-2017, 01:30 PM   #45112
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Get back to the stripping gig?
I'm getting fat, don't think I'd fare well against the current competition.

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Axius for President: I thought you would have to get rid of all your "holdings" anyways, no?
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One week from now: "Well guys, still no job and now I'm on backpage."
Pfffft, already on backpage fool!
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      01-11-2017, 02:43 PM   #45113
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Pfffft, already on backpage fool!
Business must be good considering the Scaglietti
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      01-11-2017, 03:03 PM   #45114
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Business must be good considering the Scaglietti
Managed to find a couple black panthers that have skin loose as a wizards sleeve that enjoy my youthful company.
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      01-11-2017, 03:06 PM   #45115
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Managed to find a couple black panthers that have skin loose as a wizards sleeve that enjoy my youthful company.
Plot twist: Ax really has two sugar mamas and the Scag is actually his.
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      01-11-2017, 03:09 PM   #45116
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Plot twist: Ax really has two sugar mamas and the Scag is actually his.
The Scag is actually mine, and like my penis it is 1/10th scale.
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      01-11-2017, 04:04 PM   #45117
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Finally shot again today, only rounds that hit paper skipped off floor or wall first
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Finally shot again today, only rounds that hit paper skipped off floor or wall first
Sounds like when I play pool or bowl, regardless of alcohol consumption.
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Bounce shots count almost as much as direct shots. Its better if you scream,"dance fool, DANCE!" with the bounce shots.
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      01-11-2017, 06:03 PM   #45120
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Die hard bro ?
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