You know you're old when...

[antgenn]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I will get up from my desk and walk out of my office to do something and I get 20 steps and have no freakin idea what I got up for.....

I can remember phone numbers from 20 and 30 years ago though.

At least you remembered getting up and going somewhere. In my case I remember laying on the bed, than sitting fully dressed in the other room with my wife telling me I need to change so we can go to the hospital. It was 30 minutes later and I have no clue what was going in between... Now I know the story she told me, but it's not my memory.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

LOL. The Notebook? You sure it isn't The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? In any case, I'm sure she'll be pleased to know you'll take care of her though.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

LOL. The Notebook? You sure it isn't The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? In any case, I'm sure she'll be pleased to know you'll take care of her though.

Doesn't he like age backwards? Nah, I like cmyx6go the way she is. Like Helen Miren. They're both Dames. Classy but sassy.



I'll take care of you too. But you gotta put on them red La Perla lingerie.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Doesn't he like age backwards? Nah, I like cmyx6go the way she is. Like Helen Miren. They're both Dames. Classy but sassy.



I'll take care of you too. But you gotta put on them red La Perla lingerie.

Dude! What did I tell you about NOT letting everyone know about the lingerie?!? I feel so ....used. Kinda dirty too.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

Don't fret. I'll still take care of you even when dementia sets in.

It'll be like the Notebook.

You’re really kissing up today. Ahh, the Notebook. I bawl my eyes out every time.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by antgenn

At least you remembered getting up and going somewhere. In my case I remember laying on the bed, than sitting fully dressed in the other room with my wife telling me I need to change so we can go to the hospital. It was 30 minutes later and I have no clue what was going in between... Now I know the story she told me, but it's not my memory.

You ok?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Dude! What did I tell you about NOT letting everyone know about the lingerie?!? I feel so ....used. Kinda dirty too.

I'm sorry. I can't help it. Kim Kardashian brags about having Pete Davidson.

You my Pete Davidson?

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm sorry. I can't help it. Kim Kardashian brags about having Pete Davidson.

You my Pete Davidson?

Shiat. LOL, no.
Is this what you fantasize about with the sassy lady?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You’re really kissing up today. Ahh, the Notebook. I bawl my eyes out every time.

You think this is kissing your booty? How adorable lol.

Yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

You think this is kissing your booty? How adorable lol.

Yeah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Oh great, here come the dick pics. Watch out!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Shiat. LOL, no.
Is this what you fantasize about with the sassy lady?

I was thinking more like visiting her in the old folks home. Reading her her favorite books. Telling her stories. Smuggling in her favorite treats.



And then driving home in her X6M cuz it's not like she can drive it.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

I was thinking more like visiting her in the old folks home. Reading her her favorite books. Telling her stories. Smuggling in her favorite treats.



And then driving home in her X6M cuz it's not like she can drive it.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

I was thinking more like visiting her in the old folks home. Reading her her favorite books. Telling her stories. Smuggling in her favorite treats.



And then driving home in her X6M cuz it's not like she can drive it.

I’m too old to have a baby, so no Lambo for you. Sorry.

[TiMSport]

LOL!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I’m too old to have a baby, so no Lambo for you. Sorry.

X6M works just fine, I'm not greedy.

Besides, we don't need to have kids. Gives me more time to be attentive to you anyways. That and they'll get in the way of our travels.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

Doesn't he like age backwards? Nah, I like cmyx6go the way she is. Like Helen Miren. They're both Dames. Classy but sassy.

Can I be the Bad Ass Helen Miren from The Red movies?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Can I be the Bad Ass Helen Miren from The Red movies?

Helen Miren ain't got nothin' on you.

But you be whoever makes you happy lol.

[kscarrol]

You two need to get a room!!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

You two need to get a room!!

No we don’t. He’s trying really hard though. I’m an old lady. I don’t get it but at least it’s a break from some of the nonsense in these threads lately.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

No we don’t. He’s trying really hard though. I’m an old lady. I don’t get it but at least it’s a break from some of the nonsense in these threads lately.

He's right. We should get a suite or chalet. Forget the room.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

No we don’t. He’s trying really hard though. I’m an old lady. I don’t get it but at least it’s a break from some of the nonsense in these threads lately.

Most of us are old... but you can't be that old driving that X6M!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

He's right. We should get a suite or chalet. Forget the room.

Dana Pointe?