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      11-20-2019, 02:37 PM   #4379
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How long have you been dating?

My reason why is b/c I have done it a few times & then you seem like a pushover etc & they just roll looking for the bad boy type. Maybe not quite that cut & dry, but you get the point. Like many things in life, timing is key...
You can cook a girl dinner and still be an Alpha male......just don't pull her chair out!

In my experience, it wasn't so much the bad boy image when dating that attracted them....it was the I don't give a fu@k where this goes attitude I had as I genuinely didn't. I was only living in the moment.

Don't be surprised.....it's as much a game to them as it is to us. My wife still sticks around because she is still trying to figure me out I believe.
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      11-20-2019, 02:46 PM   #4381
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In my experience, it wasn't so much the bad boy image when dating that attracted them....it was the I don't give a fu@k where this goes attitude I had as I genuinely didn't. I was only living in the moment.
That's part of the perceived "bad boy" persona for them, dude.

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Don't be surprised.....it's as much a game to them as it is to us. My wife still sticks around because she is still trying to figure me out I believe.
I don't know your age, but no time for games on my end.
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That's part of the perceived "bad boy" persona for them, dude.



I don't know your age, but no time for games on my end.

I just turned 45. But I was single from the ages of 28-35. I had more fun than I should have probably!
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      11-21-2019, 09:02 AM   #4383
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How long have you been dating?

My reason why is b/c I have done it a few times & then you seem like a pushover etc & they just roll looking for the bad boy type. Maybe not quite that cut & dry, but you get the point. Like many things in life, timing is key...
this will be the second "first date" after i fucked up hahahah
i see your point but honestly, i don't mind cooking - if she comes over, she comes over. if she doesn't, me and my roommate will be eating good
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      11-21-2019, 09:03 AM   #4384
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this will be the second "first date" after i fucked up hahahah
i see your point but honestly, i don't mind cooking - if she comes over, she comes over. if she doesn't, me and my roommate will be eating good
It's not about you minding 2nd date is too soon.
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      11-22-2019, 12:06 AM   #4385
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So I had this plan. The wife is working some long days of mandatory OT and I know she loves chicken Marsala so I'm going whip some up and have it ready

I'm struggling finding Marsala in the local store, but went ahead and picked up some chicken. No mushroom available. WTF???



Oh yeah, it's bingo night
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UncleWede, such a romantic! Nothing hotter than chicken marsala (without mushrooms) and some bingo...
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So I had this plan. The wife is working some long days of mandatory OT and I know she loves chicken Marsala so I'm going whip some up and have it ready

I'm struggling finding Marsala in the local store, but went ahead and picked up some chicken. No mushroom available. WTF???



Oh yeah, it's bingo night
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UncleWede, such a romantic! Nothing hotter than chicken marsala (without mushrooms) and some bingo...
what a cowinkydink, just had chicken marsala with the gf last night, delicious
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      11-22-2019, 08:47 AM   #4388
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      11-22-2019, 09:07 AM   #4389
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So I had this plan. The wife is working some long days of mandatory OT and I know she loves chicken Marsala so I'm going whip some up and have it ready

I'm struggling finding Marsala in the local store, but went ahead and picked up some chicken. No mushroom available. WTF???



Oh yeah, it's bingo night
OK, no Marsala, no mushrooms. You made plain chicken.....
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OK, no Marsala, no mushrooms. You made plain chicken.....
Pretty much. So fail.
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Pretty much. So fail.
Uncle gets an A for effort though.
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Met up with a chick a few times now & she's already been buying me shit. No, I didn't ask for anything. I have Yankee candles in my home so one day she came over with a couple of them for me. Wednesday, she brought me new PJs & we're supposed to get together Sunday & she says she has cologne for me. I'm not going to complain about gifts, but wtf?!

Also, she drives a Gucci Edition Fiat 500


Another chick I've been seeing off & on for a few months still just gives me cash.
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Uncle gets an A for effort though.
I will concede on that point.
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Met up with a chick a few times now & she's already been buying me shit. No, I didn't ask for anything. I have Yankee candles in my home so one day she came over with a couple of them for me. Wednesday, she brought me new PJs & we're supposed to get together Sunday & she says she has cologne for me. I'm not going to complain about gifts, but wtf?!

Also, she drives a Gucci Edition Fiat 500


Another chick I've been seeing off & on for a few months still just gives me cash.
So you're a Ho? LOL.
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So you're a Ho? LOL.
The only thing I can do right in life is fuck so I guess.
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Met up with a chick a few times now & she's already been buying me shit. No, I didn't ask for anything. I have Yankee candles in my home so one day she came over with a couple of them for me. Wednesday, she brought me new PJs & we're supposed to get together Sunday & she says she has cologne for me. I'm not going to complain about gifts, but wtf?!

Also, she drives a Gucci Edition Fiat 500


Another chick I've been seeing off & on for a few months still just gives me cash.
Wish I could say the same. Congrats and enjoy
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I boiled 4 eggs, for me. Where's that Forever Alone meme?

I was planning it all out, but karma was trying to dissuade me, because I forgot she was going straight from work to bingo

Tonight I have to pull the stove, and we begin the effort to put in new hood before the guy comes to tile the entire backsplash area, and hopefully the new stove gets installed before I have to make pumpkin pies and cook a 25lb turkey Wednesday night. . .

But I will find a nice Marsala bottle and/or sherry for the week after.

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Met up with a chick a few times now & she's already been buying me shit. No, I didn't ask for anything. I have Yankee candles in my home so one day she came over with a couple of them for me. Wednesday, she brought me new PJs & we're supposed to get together Sunday & she says she has cologne for me. I'm not going to complain about gifts, but wtf?!

Also, she drives a Gucci Edition Fiat 500


Another chick I've been seeing off & on for a few months still just gives me cash.
i think you found new career lol

add few more clients to the list.
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Met up with a chick a few times now & she's already been buying me shit. No, I didn't ask for anything. I have Yankee candles in my home so one day she came over with a couple of them for me. Wednesday, she brought me new PJs & we're supposed to get together Sunday & she says she has cologne for me. I'm not going to complain about gifts, but wtf?!

Also, she drives a Gucci Edition Fiat 500


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So you're a Ho? LOL.
Count your blessings that she only did temporal things. I was given a piece of art that I absolutely despise and was placed in a prominent part of my home as I stood in shock while it happened. My manners are too good to hurt her feelings but jeez...
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I boiled 4 eggs, for me.
So you had chicken marsala without marsala or mushrooms, and before it even had a chance to become a chicken?
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