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      10-01-2013, 04:30 PM   #23
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I have a 3 year old English Mastiff and he is a tremendous dog. Heart of gold, super loyal, gentle with the kids and friendly to other dogs and people. Giant breeds are definitely a challenge to own. He is 215 lbs. His father weighs in at 240 lbs. He eats about 16 cups of food per day, drinks gallons of water and smells like a hockey locker room. His farts will melt off your eyebrows with their potency, but I love him to death.
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You're killing me Smalls!!!
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You're killing me Smalls!!!
Smalls ended up being some kind pf piece of work.

you seen his latest mug shot !?!? got taken to jail after headbutting a cop in Houston

looks high and wasted as fuck lol......

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      10-01-2013, 08:15 PM   #28
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the things people will do for their dog, that they would not even do for their wife or G/F
no i would shave my gf/wife's butthole.. if she were hot
i already do it for my 7lb pussy.. cat lol
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      10-01-2013, 09:03 PM   #29
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the things people will do for their dog, that they would not even do for their wife or G/F
If I had to clean my gf/wifes hairy asshole after she's done dropping the cosbys off at the pool, I wouldn't still be around
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I have a 3 year old English Mastiff and he is a tremendous dog. Heart of gold, super loyal, gentle with the kids and friendly to other dogs and people. Giant breeds are definitely a challenge to own. He is 215 lbs. His father weighs in at 240 lbs. He eats about 16 cups of food per day, drinks gallons of water and smells like a hockey locker room. His farts will melt off your eyebrows with their potency, but I love him to death.
Have a pic?
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Isn't this a dog that eats a bear for breakfast?




I think his neighbors are going to shit their pants everytime this dog barks at them.
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Smalls ended up being some kind pf piece of work.


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That's effed up. Does it seem like most child stars end up fucked up than not? I would never let my child become a child actor. They can't handle that kind of fame/pressure/responsibility. Sad...
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