train vs cow

shuarma · 06-23-2010, 10:13 PM

is that the crazy old man from the history channel who yells and tests out all the guns?

Alexander · 06-23-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

he must of got lost trying to advertise to eat more chicken

Well that train apparently disagrees.

Alexander · 06-23-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shuarma

is that the crazy old man from the history channel who tests out all the guns?

No some poser ***, aka me.

CollinsE90 · 06-23-2010, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shuarma

is that the crazy old man from the history channel who yells and tests out all the guns?

your talking about the guy in full metal, how do you refer him to the history channel. he is much more famous for full metal jacket

Verbiage · 06-23-2010, 10:15 PM

he invested in BP

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Haha this video is ga.... ALL GLORY THE SUICIDE HYPNO COW

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Q: What was the last thing that entered this cow's mind when the train hit him?

A: His asshole.

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that cow thought he was hancock

Verbiage · 06-23-2010, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

No some poser ***, aka me.

Aw man you made him mad.

Schm · 06-23-2010, 10:16 PM

U should have told that cow to mooooooove his ass.

Holy fuck im funny

NYC6 · 06-23-2010, 10:16 PM

One word.....Ham........burger

CollinsE90 · 06-23-2010, 10:17 PM

hancock one was

Verbiage · 06-23-2010, 10:19 PM

He invested in BP.

CollinsE90 · 06-23-2010, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

He invested in BP.

i just got that

suicide

bigslick82 · 06-23-2010, 10:21 PM

good game, cow

Verbiage · 06-23-2010, 10:24 PM

I just favorited this video. Holy cow.

Alexander · 06-23-2010, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I just favorited this video. Holy cow.

I see what you did there.

py335 · 06-23-2010, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I just favorited this video. Holy cow.

touche my friend

c0nstant · 06-23-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by koreez88

I found it funny actually

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Schm · 06-23-2010, 11:28 PM

And then the train said "Where's the beef??"

radix · 06-24-2010, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by shuarma

nobody cares about war stories, grandpa

aonarch > you

sorry, but it's true

CollinsE90 · 06-24-2010, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

aonarch > you

sorry, but it's true

I

radix

shuarma · 06-24-2010, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

aonarch > you

sorry, but it's true

i'm sorry you feel that way radix

ragingclue · 06-24-2010, 08:34 AM

We did for the cow gene pool what I wish someone would do with the human one....

I'm sorry cow, reading this from cow heaven, you're a fucking dumb ass.

And to whomever said they thought the train was going to stop, it's not even remotely possible. Those things can take well over a mile and a half to grind to a stop. Of course we couldn't see how much he was hauling, but a couple hundred yards is a "cross your fingers and hope for the best" scenario.

Either the cow was dumb as shit (even for a cow), or he really was just sick of life....

Alexander · 06-24-2010, 08:37 AM

I was driving that train.

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bigslick82 Second Lieutenant 66 Rep 209 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	good game, cow
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ragingclue One cam is enough 136 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	We did for the cow gene pool what I wish someone would do with the human one.... I'm sorry cow, reading this from cow heaven, you're a fucking dumb ass. And to whomever said they thought the train was going to stop, it's not even remotely possible. Those things can take well over a mile and a half to grind to a stop. Of course we couldn't see how much he was hauling, but a couple hundred yards is a "cross your fingers and hope for the best" scenario. Either the cow was dumb as shit (even for a cow), or he really was just sick of life....
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06-24-2010, 08:37 AM	#44
Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 221 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	I was driving that train.
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