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      05-27-2024, 02:01 PM   #23
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lots ppl took photos of my ride, but for a date.... once they see the booster in my rear seat...
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Anytime I see a fine-looking lady when I'm in my car, I rev it up real quick then let off the gas and give her that gunshot burble to let her know I'm interested. I then cruise up real slow like with the window down and say "You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest".

Works every time, you should try it OP.
That is one of the worse pickup lines of all time but I had to laugh! 🤪
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Must have been the M Sport...no way any girl is reacting that way to a regular X1.
It's a m sport, all black
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      05-27-2024, 02:32 PM   #26
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Doug already did the test this is pretty much the reality. Yes you have all thoses stupid short videos about gold digger but 99% of them are probably fake.

I had attention of a girl once last year in my Mercedes but not from the type of girl I had any interest in and probably once 13 years ago in my 1M but she was with her BF anyway.

So there are much more efficient way to get girl than getting a nice car.
The car he used was ugly and looked a little dirty. Plus it looked old. Try it with a lambo. This video proves nothing
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I get all kinds of looks from my wife when I'm driving my BMW aggressively
I must have married her sister then....same here...
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I once got a long look from this lady, then a siren, then a court date - does that count?

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lots ppl took photos of my ride, but for a date.... once they see the booster in my rear seat...
“Oh that’s for my Uncle Stumpy, he’s a midget.” Problem solved.
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lots ppl took photos of my ride, but for a date.... once they see the booster in my rear seat...
Mega interior, so nice!
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      05-27-2024, 03:55 PM   #34
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Mega interior, so nice!
the exterior is nice too, but super high maintenance - frozen tanzanite blue
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Ha, another Gold Digger! Very entertaning.
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      05-27-2024, 04:22 PM   #36
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It's a m sport, all black
Now you have your answer. The rizz level of an all black m sport is next level.
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All women want a man who can provide and the car shows you have extra money for nice things. Not saying their all gold diggers but they all follow the same attraction playbook when it comes to money.
First things first: a woman must notice a man to start wondering if he can provide, not notice a man who can provide and start wondering if he can provide enough for it to be worth it.

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some girl honked her car horn and called me over. She said hey handsome you look familar, and she started a whole conversation. She complimented my car and long story short she asked for my number and invited me to her birthday party.
She thought you were a girl!

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I just rev it up REal fast to like 9k rpms
F30 328i? It ain't capable of that.

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the exterior is nice too, but super high maintenance - frozen tanzanite blue
That might be too large a picture. I thought: "Why is it covered by the car in front?". It looks less ambiguous in another (newer) browser though.
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      05-27-2024, 04:39 PM   #38
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I know what people are gonna say, u don't want the type of women that wants you for your car but those guys don't know women like I do. All women want a man who can provide and the car shows you have extra money for nice things. Not saying their all gold diggers but they all follow the same attraction playbook when it comes to money.

2. Some guys are gonna say it only attracts other men asking you about your car but I have a 2017 BMW x1 m sport, which people say it's more of a womens car and mostly women like it. I think that's why I'm getting all this attension from mostly women asking about it.

3. Here's one of my stories: I walked out my car in front of an apartment building to get something from a friend in the lobby, as I came out the lobby walking to my car some girl honked her car horn and called me over. She said hey handsome you look familar, and she started a whole conversation. She complimented my car and long story short she asked for my number and invited me to her birthday party.

4. I posted the car on Instagram and got a random call from my ex girlfriend who dumped me a few years back

Share your stories
I really hope this is a sarcastic post because if it isn't you're in for a long life of failed relationships. I've been with my wife for 23 years. The night we met I was driving a Corvette. The first time I actually took her on a date I was driving a 1985 Ford LTD POS because it was raining. She was more impressed by the car I was driving for our first date because it told her I was practical.

Good luck to your Sir! You're going to need it!
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I get more compliments on my Toyota Tacoma and my M4CS just gets ignored. I was invited to a card game Sunday night and joked with host if I should bring a car title and she told me to bring the Toyota Truck title. There is no understanding women.
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      05-27-2024, 05:15 PM   #40
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the exterior is nice too, but super high maintenance - frozen tanzanite blue
Nice, definitely unique spec for the M8! Congrats!

I know all about frozen paint and what comes along with it, hah.
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      05-27-2024, 05:16 PM   #41
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I get more compliments on my Toyota Tacoma and my M4CS just gets ignored. I was invited to a card game Sunday night and joked with host if I should bring a car title and she told me to bring the Toyota Truck title. There is no understanding women.
Seriously? I can't go anywhere without my CS getting love from the wonderful people.

You even have a nice color, very odd.
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no more looks from girls from me, i woke up and someone scratched and dented my car in the buildings parking garage. the person who parks beside me car bumper is damaged but don't have proof it was them
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i woke up and someone scratched and dented my car in the buildings parking garage. the person who parks beside me car bumper is damaged but don't have proof it was them
Wonder if it was a woman...
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