New BMW M Collection Accessories

sygazelle · 08-23-2016, 12:45 PM

I think they look pretty stupid. The guy is sitting on the fender. I mean really. Raise your hand if you've ever sat on the fender of your BMW.

snareman · 08-23-2016, 12:45 PM

My dealer gifted me an M t-shirt and hat to take with my to my ED and I used the 10 euro gift cert to buy the I ///M Fan shirt that I'm wearing on the plane as I type. I know it's kind of a play on words/letters and all, although I think the grammar was lost somewhere in the German translation of that shirt. I'm Fan? I'm an M Fan? I am Fan?

I looked at all of the stuff at the gift shop at the welt. I could see myself wearing a few of the things, and some of the shirts don't even have anything BMW on them except for maybe a 1cm roundel down by the left hip.

DC-T · 08-23-2016, 12:57 PM

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Now confess. How many of you have worn the shoes, shirt, pants and cap with the headphones all at the same time

365....

Gotta let the people know I have a ///M parked outside the local Panera or Mall or movie theatre or bar.

Pretty sure it will add a few HP and FT LBS of Torque while driving as well

I have never understood this..... I have a buddy that has a C7 Zo6 and a wears a vette Hat and Jacket... I really want to say something to him.. but just cant ... hoping he will figure it out for himself when he sees someone else dressed like this

You got to tell him...LOL

Amirsm3 · 08-23-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jono2112

My wife made it clear, I could buy a BMW, even an M235i with its excessive ///M badging, and I could have a BMW keychain, but nothing else with BMW on it. Just to tacky and snobby. My wife is right and has saved me from Pumas, wallets, polo shirts, and the worse, BMW golf apparel. I love her so much! Love my M235i as well.

Too bad she didn't save you from buying a 235i

DC-T · 08-23-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by VinceR

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Originally Posted by Jono2112

My wife made it clear, I could buy a BMW, even an M235i with its excessive ///M badging, and I could have a BMW keychain, but nothing else with BMW on it. Just to tacky and snobby. My wife is right and has saved me from Pumas, wallets, polo shirts, and the worse, BMW golf apparel. I love her so much! Love my M235i as well.

Glad your wife tells you what to do, heaven forbid you actually make your own choice and buy a wallet.

Below the wallet!

I mean, belt.

M3 Number 86 · 08-23-2016, 01:09 PM

I need those silver shoes!
Last time I had silver shoes were the Kobe 2 and 3.

psuibmw · 08-23-2016, 01:13 PM

I do not know how am I going to look in size 38 leather pants and XXL t-shirt with silver pumas

I will post a pic soon after I get my delivery

FuriousLucy · 08-23-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by snareman

My dealer gifted me an M t-shirt and hat to take with my to my ED and I used the 10 euro gift cert to buy the I ///M Fan shirt that I'm wearing on the plane as I type. I know it's kind of a play on words/letters and all, although I think the grammar was lost somewhere in the German translation of that shirt. I'm Fan? I'm an M Fan? I am Fan?

I looked at all of the stuff at the gift shop at the welt. I could see myself wearing a few of the things, and some of the shirts don't even have anything BMW on them except for maybe a 1cm roundel down by the left hip.

I'm confused. Are you guys telling me that if I wear this stuff I get ED? Do I need Viagra now?

M3 Number 86 · 08-23-2016, 01:22 PM

they should have at least hired this guy to pose for the pics:

Irishsig · 08-23-2016, 01:32 PM

Not sure what is more disturbing the leather pants or him leaning against the car & leaving a palm print.
I can just hear the leather pants squeaking against the paint leaving scratches.

I've killed for less.

Chihuahua · 08-23-2016, 01:33 PM

mods, please merge this thread with the "shit E46 guys say" thread.

Jono2112 · 08-23-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by VinceR

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Originally Posted by Jono2112

My wife made it clear, I could buy a BMW, even an M235i with its excessive ///M badging, and I could have a BMW keychain, but nothing else with BMW on it. Just to tacky and snobby. My wife is right and has saved me from Pumas, wallets, polo shirts, and the worse, BMW golf apparel. I love her so much! Love my M235i as well.

Glad your wife tells you what to do, heaven forbid you actually make your own choice and buy a wallet.

Trust me, the world is a better place with her making those kinds of choices for me.

snareman · 08-23-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Irishsig

Not sure what is more disturbing the leather pants or him leaning against the car & leaving a palm print.
I can just hear the leather pants squeaking against the paint leaving scratches.

I've killed for less.

You should have been there yesterday when the guy with the leaf blower at the autobahn rest stop blew a bunch of dirt and grass up onto my car. That was right before a few guys tried to hitch a ride with me to Munich. Sure, Mr. Scragly guy and friends. Hop right in my new $80k car and we'll head off to Munich.

Jono2112 · 08-23-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Amirsm3

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Originally Posted by Jono2112

My wife made it clear, I could buy a BMW, even an M235i with its excessive ///M badging, and I could have a BMW keychain, but nothing else with BMW on it. Just to tacky and snobby. My wife is right and has saved me from Pumas, wallets, polo shirts, and the worse, BMW golf apparel. I love her so much! Love my M235i as well.

Too bad she didn't save you from buying a 235i

Ha!

Jono2112 · 08-23-2016, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DC-T

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Originally Posted by VinceR

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Originally Posted by Jono2112

My wife made it clear, I could buy a BMW, even an M235i with its excessive ///M badging, and I could have a BMW keychain, but nothing else with BMW on it. Just to tacky and snobby. My wife is right and has saved me from Pumas, wallets, polo shirts, and the worse, BMW golf apparel. I love her so much! Love my M235i as well.

Glad your wife tells you what to do, heaven forbid you actually make your own choice and buy a wallet.

Below the wallet!

I mean, belt.

:

raysspl · 08-23-2016, 02:11 PM

Pretty neat collection

doccyber · 08-23-2016, 02:33 PM

All of my BMW brand shirts or hats are free gifts from the dealer or various BMW events I've attended and I do occasionally wear them but if I want to spend money on BMW merchandise I rather save it and then spend it on what the company makes, their cars and not some made in China accessory. My 2 cents.

PARTS@STBMW · 08-23-2016, 02:46 PM

Love the new ///M Collection!

Richbot · 08-23-2016, 02:59 PM

BMW M: the most doucherful letter in the world

Amirsm3 · 08-23-2016, 03:54 PM

Yarp, most of my M shirts are either from local clubs or events as well. I bought one during my E46 purchase that was just the M logo on the chest and then I got one for free during my E90 purchase that said "I'///M Back" as I found it fitting for my second BMW.

08njSTEP · 08-23-2016, 04:05 PM

M luggage to separate you from the crowd, so you can get rolled in the parking lot and have a kidney stolen.

Questofthetune · 08-23-2016, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by VinceR

Glad your wife tells you what to do, heaven forbid you actually make your own choice and buy a wallet.

But if he buys a wallet then he won't have any money left to put in it..

08-23-2016, 12:45 PM	#23
sygazelle Brigadier General 12988 Rep 3,441 Posts Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (0)	I think they look pretty stupid. The guy is sitting on the fender. I mean really. Raise your hand if you've ever sat on the fender of your BMW.
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snareman Leave the gun. Take the Canoli. 10173 Rep 8,315 Posts Drives: ///M8 & X5 ///M60 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ohio iTrader: (0)	My dealer gifted me an M t-shirt and hat to take with my to my ED and I used the 10 euro gift cert to buy the I ///M Fan shirt that I'm wearing on the plane as I type. I know it's kind of a play on words/letters and all, although I think the grammar was lost somewhere in the German translation of that shirt. I'm Fan? I'm an M Fan? I am Fan? I looked at all of the stuff at the gift shop at the welt. I could see myself wearing a few of the things, and some of the shirts don't even have anything BMW on them except for maybe a 1cm roundel down by the left hip. __________________ Current: 2023 M8 \|\|\| 2025 X5 M60 Retired: 2023 X3 M40 \|\|\| 2021 M4 \|\|\| 2018 M4 \|\|\| 2017 M4 \|\|\| 2014 435 \|\|\| 2009 335 \|\|\| 2007 335
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08-23-2016, 01:22 PM	#31
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08-23-2016, 02:11 PM	#38
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doccyber Captain 261 Rep 628 Posts Drives: %D0%97%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0 Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0)	All of my BMW brand shirts or hats are free gifts from the dealer or various BMW events I've attended and I do occasionally wear them but if I want to spend money on BMW merchandise I rather save it and then spend it on what the company makes, their cars and not some made in China accessory. My 2 cents.
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08-23-2016, 02:46 PM	#40
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08-23-2016, 02:59 PM	#41
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08-23-2016, 03:54 PM	#42
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