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... then @lups showed @1moremod how to drive in FIA style.
"I don't know how AMERICAN races, but this is how we Finns do." She was left foot braking while alternating left foot to clutch and Rev up to downshift. Suddenly 1moremod was getting racegasm at triple apex corner on wet circuit. Circuit wasn't the only thing it got wet. The passenger seat...... |
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10-30-2015, 08:52 PM | #24 | |
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Hey Prenna ax was driving, not me. Girls can't drive, v1 has told me that!
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10-30-2015, 08:54 PM | #26 | |
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Horrible idea. We'd get a ticket.
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10-30-2015, 08:56 PM | #27 | |
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Lots of glorified automatic drivers thinks you can't drive? Tell them to go on YouTube and see what Finns do after school while we Americans practice football, baseball, and cheerleading. I think it is time for you to post your FIA license you emailed me. |
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10-30-2015, 08:59 PM | #29 | |
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Oh this would be epic on Peter. Can we go to the track with this setup?
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10-30-2015, 09:00 PM | #30 |
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*going back to the story*
1moremod, and few guys were arguing who will be sitting on Lups' lap on a driver seat. " I wanna sat on her lap! " " no me me me! I am the shortest and weighs 90lbs ,and I Wanna seat on her lap!" |
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10-30-2015, 09:01 PM | #31 | |
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Hey I am not driving around with a midget in my lap! Come up with a better story line!
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10-30-2015, 09:04 PM | #34 | |
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I'm a giraffe so we'd need a vert to drive for this. You take the midget in your lap?
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10-30-2015, 09:05 PM | #35 |
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*time out on story. .again*
I kid you not, but one of the girl seriously refuses to seat on a guys lap on a 2 seater during my school years. So a guy who is 6'1 had to seat on 5'6" girls lap while I was giving them both a ride home on a 2seater. |
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This probably can be sold as a movie script.
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10-30-2015, 09:20 PM | #39 | |
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Okay, I'll go buy beer and try to think of a way to integrate a goat into this.
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Suddenly a Pontiac GTO tears around the corner, just barely sparing its wheels from the apex of the curb. The angry pushrod V8 sends heavy vibrations into the bodies of everyone within range, pulsing through its X-piped dual exhaust. The stumbling idle hints at the large camshaft he's hiding underneath his hood.
It squeals up alongside Peter and lets out one last playful blip of the engine before allowing himself a respite. Lups' feels her pulse hasten and an involuntary rush of blood to her core as a cloven foot steps out of the opened door.... |
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10-30-2015, 09:56 PM | #41 | |
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Okay! Well um
I have 1moremod, ax, prenna and myself, a midget and a goat in the car so I must ask, which year model?
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Dude I'm a pacifist (mostly). You'd need to write in a scene of someone attacking the midget and then I could kick his ass.
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It's early in the morning so lets see if I can do this coherently;
"STOP!" Yelled Lups, as I began to granny shift while the midget jumped around the car in a naked tantrum, trying to escape. "MINI VINNIE IS TRYING TO GET ESCAPE!" She shrieks again. In the flick of an instance, MRPrena and 1MOREMOD valiantly shoot down the highway straddled ass to boner on the back of a glorious donkey named Calvin. Now this is no ordinary donkey named Calvin, you see. He beholds a majestic power of ambition and ingenuity, unlike ever seen before. He gallops like a loose stallion as 1MOREMOD holds harder and harder onto MRPrena. Seventy..., Eighty...., one hundred miles an hour, each stride faster and faster. *POWELRKJALK LKNJHALF:KJNSDEFKLJ NDSIKFJ* WINGS APPEAR. CALVIN IS A FUCKING FLYING DONKEY. *In no reference to Shrek, so no copyright infringement here*. I pull my panties up as the midget flails his arms like a ravage baboon. I downshift from 5th into 2nd, throwing Lups into the back of her seat harder than she's ever felt Peter move. Seats are instantly wet as we break the sound barrier in order to catch up to Calvin and his noble leaders. We start to catch up just when.... |
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