What annoys you about your Boss?

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Well have him sit around E90post with you all day and then maybe you guys can call a truce.

He drives a Honda Fit for sure...maybe hondaforums.com?

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mine has this weird thing about goats too. I don't know why i'm still here.

Dude...I heard a thing on the interwebs about goats and ass pics. Is this a thing now? smh

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:43 PM

I can see him now...he's smirking at his monitor like he just posted something funny and is all full of himself. Jerk...

Delta0311 · 12-04-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

He drives a Honda Fit for sure...maybe hondaforums.com?

Honda Fit??? Oh no he's probably on Grindr then..

Mr Tonka · 12-04-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I can see him now...he's smirking at his monitor like he just posted something funny and is all full of himself. Jerk...

For some reason this one cracked me the fuck up. haha

Delta0311 · 12-04-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I can see him now...he's smirking at his monitor like he just posted something funny and is all full of himself. Jerk...

Yup he's staring at some man meat as we speak. Probably ogling over Jared's footlong.

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Honda Fit??? Oh no he's probably on Grindr then..

Ah yes...riding the rainbow cock carousel...

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Yup he's staring at some man meet as we speak. Probably ogling over Jared's footlong.

He does dress like a douchebag...

Mr Tonka · 12-04-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Dude...I heard a thing on the interwebs about goats and ass pics. Is this a thing now? smh

I think it is, mine had the actual balls to ask me to take a picture of his ass for him!

I was like WTF dude!?! Sexual harassment can be man on man!! Then he's all like, Bro, chill. It's for a good cause and tosses me the camera.

What was i supposed to do at that point? I thought it was just some goat porn site but i'm glad to know there is an actually goat / ass thing going on.

Delta0311 · 12-04-2015, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

He does dress like a douchebag...

Yeah I'm sure he's giving handies to guys named Brucie while cruising around in his Honda Fit.

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think it is, mine had the actual balls to ask me to take a picture of his ass for him!

Fuuuuuck...our bosses are the same faggoty asswipes! Grinder, goats, ass shots...

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I was like WTF dude!?! Sexual harassment can be man on man!!

How's your HR dept? File a report?

Mr Tonka · 12-04-2015, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Fuuuuuck...our bosses are the same faggoty asswipes! Grinder, goats, ass shots...

How's your HR dept? File a report?

I think i'm just going to keep collecting the dirt and get a fat raise next year.

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Yeah I'm sure he's giving handies to guys named Brucie while cruising around in his Honda Fit.

No kidding. Mofo lives by himself also. After this year I might look for another job.

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think i'm just going to keep collecting the dirt and get a fat raise next year.

Hell yeah. Stick it to the man...uhhh...I mean, show him who's boss. Not "stick it to the man" like fuck him in the ass...

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:55 PM

He's smirking again...

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:57 PM

Now he's texting someone...

Delta0311 · 12-04-2015, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

He's smirking again...

I guess he likes what he'll be sucking on tonight.

Delta0311 · 12-04-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Now he's texting someone...

Oh nice, it's gonna be a threesome. He's going for some sandwich action..

C5driver · 12-04-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

I guess he likes what he'll be sucking on tonight.

We have an office party tonight...he'll be sucking on a vodka tonic with a wedge of lime, as usual.

Lups · 12-04-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

He pretends to work, but I saw his screen one day...some car forum..Audi, maybe.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

uhg.... Audi.... how do you stand him?!?

Mine has this weird thing about goats too. I don't know why i'm still here.

Maybe we should start our own union guys?

My boss also spend ungodly amount of time on an Audi forum, and the goat thing sounds eerily familiar.

Oh, the thing is, the fucker makes it all seem too easy, so everyone just assumes she never lifts her fat ass. Hell, even I don't believe she's done one day of work in her life.

Delta0311 · 12-04-2015, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

We have an office party tonight...he'll be sucking on a vodka tonic with a wedge of lime, as usual.

Oh he'll save that "sandwich" for the after party.

Lups · 12-04-2015, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

We have an office party tonight...he'll be sucking on a vodka tonic with a wedge of lime, as usual.

I'm switching off my work phone at 7.30 tonight. I expect great drunk texting gf!

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