What irritates you most on a plane flight?

[Lysol]

• People who stash HUGE objects in the over-head bins (one dude had a small guitar on one of my flights...damn thing took up 3 luggage spaces).
• People who can't take a hint that you don't want to talk (or maybe I'm just epicly anti-social...yep, I am)

[EJT86]

I absolutely hate when the plane is filled with venomous snakes and get loose and start attacking people. SMH I was lucky Samuel L Jackson was on my last flight

[infinitekidM2C]

Originally Posted by EJT86

I absolutely hate when the plane is filled with venomous snakes and get loose and start attacking people. SMH I was lucky Samuel L Jackson was on my last flight

Reptile on Reptile hate, sad to see

[evdok]

1) Rude people who hang on my seat to lift them selves out of there's
2) People who have had a couple of drinks & start to get loud just to be noticed

[N55darksoul]

Babies screaming and crying...
God I hate that...

[kscarrol]

When NetJets says the G450 is not available and I'll have to settle for the Citation X...

Oh, wait, OP said on a flight! Honey roasted peanuts

[Wakka]

So many... probably my top one not already mentioned would be people that literally have to latch on to your seat to pull the entirety of their own weight up. And it always seems those people need to get up multiple times in a flight.

I loath these people.

[evdok]

Originally Posted by Wakka

So many... probably my top one not already mentioned would be people that literally have to latch on to your seat to pull the entirety of their own weight up. And it always seems those people need to get up multiple times in a flight.

I loath these people.

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[Germanauto]

- Sharing armrests

- Knowing all the seats, armrests, etc. are covered in germs. I'm somebody who washes/sanitizes his hands on the hour and details his car's leather every month.

- Lack of babes. For some reason I only see gremlins on flights. I resort to talking with MILFs.

[MKSixer]

Smokeless tobacco users. Amateur fliers. Flying coach.

[dmatre]

- People who carry on all of their life belongings, and then want me to put my one bag under the seat so they can put all their junk in the overhead. CHECK YOUR F'IN LUGGAGE PEOPLE!

- People in the TSA precheck line who still haven't figured out you need to take your keys & phone out of your pocket before going through the metal detector, even though they do this routine every Monday morning.

[irishbimmer]

1. people who launch prodigious farts that you cannot escape from.I was a victim of TF on a plane from Chicago.The expeller was surprisingly a female.
2, people that bring sandwiches on the plane with onions and stinky veggies and proceed to unwrap next to you and eat for the next hour.
3. fighting for the armrest instead of obeying the 50% boundary law, or refusing to move elbow where yours isn't
4.sitting next to a guy who insists on reading every page of the newspaper and holds it at arms length snapping every page to get just the right crease
5. drunk people that ask personal questions
6. the in-flight stews that think they can sing or are could be comedians.
7. the whole travel thing

[Winn.Nguyen]

People who put their feet on things.

People who immediately get up when the plane lands but they are seated in the back and are behaving impatiently.

[F30lolz]

The lack of airplane disaster movies available to be seen.

[Dang3r]

- screaming kids and babies, children under 4 ages had nothing to do on board and should travel by car or bus, if I could judge this

- passengers who reactivate their cell phone right after touch down and the smoke of the start-spinning tires hasnt disappeared and starting whats f*cking around the world again before approaching the terminal

- travellers into sports dress, especially women in those most hated jog trousers. Last week I was standing into civil at a terminal and a couple came up to me, he was dressed casual and she dressed like close to workout and an athletic shape, what is meaning no boobs but at least 3 layers of tops and a push-up bra to increase the mass which isnt present or somewhat. I couldnt withstand so I ask her friendly if she has the plan to do some sports on board because of her dressing. She smiled mildly and answers, thats only for her convenience. I noted this and was very close to ask additionally about her bra, if you hadnt feet you wouldnt buy shoes...so, whats the bra for? Naaah, I hadnt

- annoying people who wants to pay the cockpit a visit before take off of or just stepping in at the boarding phase when we have much to do but not to show our little office

- passengers who applauding after each landing, c'mon folks, we're coming down anyway, the soft or the harder way

[Alfisti]

I do a lot of long haul, as in Toronto to Sydney, it's a long fucking way. I can list a shit of things that piss me off but absolutely nothing comes close to recliners. Economy is so fucking tight, if someone reclines all the way for 16 fucking hours, honestly you're just a cunt.

[Captain Blood]

My very petite wife always seems to get the 300 to 400 pounders sitting next to her. Why don't they have to buy two tickets?

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by irishbimmer

2, people that bring sandwiches on the plane with onions and stinky veggies and proceed to unwrap next to you and eat for the next hour.

THIS!

[ipilcher]

Coach

[pgviper]

rude people
sick people
loud people
smelly people
irritating people
obnoxious people
...

People annoy me on flights, need to start flying private.

[MightyMouseTech]

Originally Posted by EJT86

When the plane crashes...so annoying 🙄

Sudden unscheduled "landings".

[gary_william]

TSA
Anyone who sits next to me