1MOREMOD - pro tips

ASBSECU E93 · 03-07-2016, 02:41 PM

Dear 1MOREMOD,

Do you even lift Brah!?!?

Sincerely,
Your Calves

Joekerr · 03-07-2016, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm at Deadpool handle your own business for a bit please.

Fairly certain that much of E90post members do this more than a bit. So your request should be easily accommodated.

I'm interested in more pro tips! What plagues my fellow members?

Verbiage · 03-07-2016, 02:45 PM

I can't believe you've done this.

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2016, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dear 1MOREMOD,

Do you even lift Brah!?!?

Sincerely,
Your Calves

Well played sir.

ASBSECU E93 · 03-07-2016, 02:52 PM

@Verbiage-IKR!!!!!!

Kong Sheng Han · 03-07-2016, 03:13 PM

Can I borrow some of your muscles?

MKSixer · 03-07-2016, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...

WTF is going on here?!!??!?!!!
Mods, shut this crap down.

upstatedoc · 03-07-2016, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...

WTF is going on here?!!??!?!!!
Mods, shut this crap down.

Typical OT fare.

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TBN54 · 03-07-2016, 03:33 PM

Reading Aatish comment made me feel a bit of an excitement down below.

weird.

Verbiage · 03-07-2016, 03:33 PM

Better than crusty toes.

jtodd_fl · 03-07-2016, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Better than crusty toes.

Well, since you requested ... I guess I can give you another view ...

MKSixer · 03-07-2016, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Better than crusty toes.

Again with the toes...

MKSixer · 03-07-2016, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well, since you requested ... I guess I can give you another view ...

We are way beyond this.

jtodd_fl · 03-07-2016, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

We are way beyond this.

Uh oh. Now I am scared that sugar daddy gonna run me over in one of his 4 BMWs. (hehehe... I had literally the same reaction to that post as CANGRKE70 had). You can PM me the tire insurance stuff though. I am interested. Down here we are on summer tires 365 days a year and the roads are crap. I usually do the whatever the dealer throws on there - or TireRack or wherever I end up getting them. I run Michelin PSS's and those things can be pricey. #willworkfortires

V1.47fan · 03-07-2016, 03:53 PM

MKSixer · 03-07-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Uh oh. Now I am scared that sugar daddy gonna run me over in one of his 4 BMWs. (hehehe... I had literally the same reaction to that post as CANGRKE70 had). You can PM me the tire insurance stuff though. I am interested. Down here we are on summer tires 365 days a year and the roads are crap. I usually do the whatever the dealer throws on there - or TireRack or wherever I end up getting them. I run Michelin PSS's and those things can be pricey. #willworkfortires

Funny you say that. My daughter just tracked me down like a bloodhound because she needed to purchase something beyond her approved budget. She has a future as a PI.

I love PSS's as well. They are sublime in nearly all conditions and you really only have to be KINDA careful below 45 degrees F. When I was running PZero Corsa system, you were dancing with the devil below 45 degrees F and demonstrating a death wish below 40 degrees F.

Do you have to deal with windshield damage, as well?

MKSixer · 03-07-2016, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

It's what we do.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

1MOREMOD Continue imparting your uh, alternate lifestyles information. I knew you'd hit your stride on that topic.

Aatish · 03-07-2016, 04:02 PM

I have many more questions...asked for my friends as always.

V1.47fan · 03-07-2016, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

It's what we do.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

1MOREMOD Continue imparting your uh, alternate lifestyles information. I knew you'd hit your stride on that topic.

You guys ruin everything, that's why we can't have nice things.

ASBSECU E93 · 03-07-2016, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...

WTF is going on here?!!??!?!!!
Mods, shut this crap down.

Still a better love story than Twilight

jtodd_fl · 03-07-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Funny you say that. My daughter just tracked me down like a bloodhound because she needed to purchase something beyond her approved budget. She has a future as a PI.

I love PSS's as well. They are sublime in nearly all conditions and you really only have to be KINDA careful below 45 degrees F. When I was running PZero Corsa system, you were dancing with the devil below 45 degrees F and demonstrating a death wish below 40 degrees F.

Do you have to deal with windshield damage, as well?

Thanks... Thanks a lot... I hadn't had to worry about it YET. Of course, now. I am sure this going to happen next.

I don't think I have had to drive below 45 degrees in since moving down here.... nice....

MKSixer · 03-07-2016, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thanks... Thanks a lot... I hadn't had to worry about it YET. Of course, now. I am sure this going to happen next.

I don't think I have had to drive below 45 degrees in since moving down here.... nice....

I'm here to, 'help'!

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