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      11-10-2023, 05:35 PM   #23
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Hey, watch it. My mother eats pizza with a knife and fork, and George eats chocolate with a knife and fork

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The most grievous sin, which you have neglected to mention, are people who use a fork and knife to eat pizza.

And I'm not talking deep dish pizza.

One of our members is guilty of this. I'll not name him, for he knows what he is.
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I mean how else do you mop up the yellow of the eggs !
Bread...aka 'toast' when consumed for breakfast. I guarantee it will get up every last tiny little bit of egg yolk left on the plate.

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Yeah, it's good in the morning. Carbos, protein, and vegetables are a great way to start the day.

Sushi, too, is excellent for breakfast. At least once a week, I pick up some freshly made on my way back from my morning walk. They've gone totally crazy on the pricing, though. I just get the medium-size packages now.
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Depends on the pizza and the hunger level. I've committed this sin when I'm given one of those floppy ass lava hot pizzas and I'm hangry! I'll start eating it with a knife and fork until it cools off or until I have eaten enough where the risk of having all the cheese fall off and give me 3rd degree burns has subsided.

IMO an even bigger sin is leaving all the fucking pizza crust behind!
Edit. 1.5 members. Come on all you sinners - out of the woodwork now. How many of you eat a normal pizza with a fork and knife?

See the member I know had the audacity to take a picture of his pizza along with a knife and fork pictured right next to it and I am absolutely certain it was not piping hot by the time he got stuff arranged and took a picture. There was no need for the knife and fork. No need. And yet, there they were, in the picture, about to be used.

You...I can sort of see. It was lava hot. You are only half a sinning member as a result.
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Hey, watch it. My mother eats pizza with a knife and fork, and George eats chocolate with a knife and fork

I'm going to give your mother a pass for the following reasons:

1. She had to put up with you.
2. She's not a member
3. She's not a male. I know that's a sexist double standard, but it's MY standard, and I have more sympathy for a woman doing it than a man.

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I'm going to give your mother a pass for the following reasons:

1. She had to put up with you.
2. She's not a member
3. She's not a male. I know that's a sexist double standard, but it's MY standard, and I have more sympathy for a woman doing it than a man.

Number 3 works for me because I can see a woman using a knife and fork to eat pizza more than a man.

Actually number 1 and 2 work as well.

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no, toasts are for making sandwiches out of your breakfast, and putting the egg on AFTER you have punctured it with something... like a french fry or sausage and then mopping up the yellow

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I do both.... if I get fresh pizza, usually fingers
if it's left over and I nuke it, knife and fork
if there's no clean cutlery a spoon will do as well

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And I'm not talking deep dish pizza.

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thats why they invented stuffed crust

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Depends on the pizza and the hunger level. I've committed this sin when I'm given one of those floppy ass lava hot pizzas and I'm hangry! I'll start eating it with a knife and fork until it cools off or until I have eaten enough where the risk of having all the cheese fall off and give me 3rd degree burns has subsided.

IMO an even bigger sin is leaving all the fucking pizza crust behind!
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so eggs......

me and (I taught my daughter) used to eat eggy explosions, that is a sunny side up (better-but would work with an over easy),

You carefully, cut the white off and around the yellow and eat that, eat the rest of the breakfast. THEN you carefully load the fork up with the yellow.

I got it down to a fine art, not a trace of white left just a globe of yellow,
then life the yellow up to your gob hole and put it in, BITE DOWN

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

But then one lunch time I was having just a basic, egg and chips, nothing else, just EGG AND CHIPS, so then I decided to do the unpardonable sin of bursting the egg and WOW the taste, then mopped up the yellow with the chips.

The remainder of the yellow&white was unsatisfying, so had to put it a top a buttered bread.

Then I tried the same with steak, egg & chips, putting the egg atop the steak, puncture and then same thing ! WOOO

I mean, here in NA, STEAK AND EGGS for breakfast, who the hell eats steak for breakfast and yall got the audacity to tell me about eating french fries for breakfast.

ATEOTD If I could get my hands on a proper English brekkie I would not have the slightest need for goddamn chips... YES THERE CALLED CHIPS.. you bloody DING A LINGS

Not french fries, lets get that straight,,, my brain has been contaminated by the ways of NA too long, pankcakes, waffles, poutine... REALLY Potatoes for breakfast, aka home fries.

What teh HECKEKEN is a HOME FRY... why not call it POTATOES

and hash browns are not even real hash browns, hash browns are triangles

and toast.... who the hecken has toast, its' BUTTERD bread

I have had it... when I get a hangover or just wanna treat I want a proper english brekkie, done

I just gotta source some black pud and I can just make it at home

Tinned toms, mushrooms, bangers

OH YES while were on it,, can I PLEASE HAVE A BANGER, not a hot and spicy thing or a garlic thingamy, a proper english banger

below is a proper plate with a cup of rosey no flippin orange juice, they show toast, but I'll take it !
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French fries $2 extra...
Did think at the time, as service is good and my usual eatery
but WHY are FF extra, if your getting the same amount and both products are potatoes and done on a griddle or deep frier
1st world problems I know
dude its just insane markup that all restaurants have taken part of due to "inflation" which i agree is happening. but some restautny have nearly doubled their prices. like fries are cheap AF period. I know a pizza shop, 5 dollars a slice. the fuck its pizza
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below is a proper plate with a cup of rosey no flippin orange juice, they show toast, but I'll take it !
Had the black circle things when I was in Scotland last year. Gonna state, not a big fan. Forget what they're called - some blood pudding type shit though. Guess it's an acquired taste. I'm okay with the rest of the dish.
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1) me and (I taught my daughter) used to eat eggy explosions, that is a sunny side up (better-but would work with an over easy),

You carefully, cut the white off and around the yellow and eat that, eat the rest of the breakfast. THEN you carefully load the fork up with the yellow.

I got it down to a fine art, not a trace of white left just a globe of yellow,
then life the yellow up to your gob hole and put it in, BITE DOWN

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2) I mean, here in NA...who the hell eats steak for breakfast

3) and toast.... who the hecken has toast, its' BUTTERD bread

4) I have had it... when I get a hangover or just wanna...
Okay, one at a time, in an attempt to break through the force shield:

1) you nailed it, and will forever be remembered for having done it so succinctly and accurately

2) there is NO breakfast, lunch, or dinner; there is ONLY...food Okay, got it?

3) 'toast', absolutely...does...NOT...imply...butter...cheese. ..or any other accoutrement! Capische? For example, I eat German rye bread (that is, bread that comes from Germany), and I eat it dry. Why, you may wonder? Because it tastes better that way. Duh!

Moving right along...

4) It is a well-known fact that hung-over drunks require a fair quantity of fat and calories to, at the very least, get them up and moving again in the morning. What happens after that has always spanned a remarkably wide continuum.
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I do both.... if I get fresh pizza, usually fingers
if it's left over and I nuke it, knife and fork
if there's no clean cutlery a spoon will do as well
You use a spoon to eat pizza?
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Pizza w a fork&knife? In NY,pizzeria's will ask you to leave as soon as you request those two pieces of silverware.....same as asking Peter Luger's for ketchup or A-1 to put on your steak,they'll tell you GTFO----->
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Most likely they are bought in a frozen bag so they are buying whichever is cheaper in bulk.
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Truffle fries...
Most likely not even truffle seasoned, just truffle flavored. Don’t pay extra for unless you verify.
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...who the hell eats steak for breakfast and yall got the audacity to tell me about eating french fries for breakfast.
Ahem. I eat steak for breakfast, as well as a whole lot of other things like steamed veggies because I can't stand the sight/smell of cooked eggs in any fashion!

Petite filet mignon with waffles:



Petite filet mignon with pancakes:

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Pizza w a fork&knife? In NY,pizzeria's will ask you to leave as soon as you request those two pieces of silverware.....same as asking Peter Luger's for ketchup or A-1 to put on your steak,they'll tell you GTFO----->
Some people are known to carry utensils and/or spices with them when they know or think they'll be needed. Always best to plan ahead!
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Most likely not even truffle seasoned, just truffle flavored. Don’t pay extra for unless you verify.
Noted ) But truffle oil is commonly used by restaurants.
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Noted ) But truffle oil is commonly used by restaurants.
https://www.eataly.ca/news/truth-truffle-oil-urbani/
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Some people are known to carry utensils and/or spices with them when they know or think they'll be needed. Always best to plan ahead!
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