Happy Mother's Day Thread

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Douche

That's not to say he wouldn't kiss her ass anyway though.

I mean, if Bimmette wasn't the queen of everything, and I had eyes to other girls, I'd kiss her ass too.

[Lups]

Personally I prefer Danzig's song mother and even though I appreciate the historical meaning of mothers day as a way to point out that we do other shit too but to grow our asses after stretching our vaginas, nowadays it would be more needed to have raise your damn kids and stop crying because your life is over - day.


Motherhood is no task. The things I've gotten in return are far better than the things i valued before kids. I would say it would be better to celebrate the fathers who take time to ensure we still get to be us even after brats and who share the responsibility of the daily upbringing of the tiny monsters.

[finaloption]

Originally Posted by Lups

Personally I prefer Danzig's song mother

you're cool in my book

[Lups]

Originally Posted by finaloption

you're cool in my book

I got tickets to their concert in the end of July. I can't wait even if most of my driving playlist consists of his music, and those have been lullabies for my kids.

Good to see someone else here knows the good shit.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I was going to call you a Kissass, but Sara saved you on that one.

Rude boi!

[P1]

Sunday is my wife's first mother's day also!

[UncleWede]

Sunday is Mother's Day, Mexican Mother's Day( it's not always on Sunday) AND my anniversary. Later this month is also my wife's B-day. I need a friend in the diamond business. . . .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Sunday is Mother's Day, Mexican Mother's Day( it's not always on Sunday) AND my anniversary. Later this month is also my wife's B-day. I need a friend in the diamond business. . . .

I'm getting carbon fiber seat backs to my car.

As a birthday present this year I'm going to take off to be eaten by polar bears.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm getting carbon fiber seat backs to my car.

As a birthday present this year I'm going to take off to be eaten by polar bears.

Sweet! When you go, could you bring Grimey and TXStyle please?? Pretty please? When attempting to get away from the polar bear, you just need to be able to run faster than the other guy. And I really want to see who can run faster.

My money is on Grimey!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Sweet! When you go, could you bring Grimey and TXStyle please?? Pretty please? When attempting to get away from the polar bear, you just need to be able to run faster than the other guy. And I really want to see who can run faster.

My money is on Grimey!

Haha, you're overestimating my capacity for transportation. Ive seen a pic of textstyle and the guy is huge! My tiny car would not be able to handle it and weight distribution would suffer!

Now, grimglock would end up strangling me for my both loud and inappropriate taste of music since it would fill his head with ideas he's not ready to handle.

I think I'll go alone again, thanks for the idea though! That way bears don't have hard time choosing between meal options.

[Billup]

How about me? Can I come. I'll punch that bear in the face, pick you up into my arms, and run off into the wintery sunset together where we will build an igloo.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Sweet! When you go, could you bring Grimey and TXStyle please?? Pretty please? When attempting to get away from the polar bear, you just need to be able to run faster than the other guy. And I really want to see who can run faster.

My money is on Grimey!

Hey dude, I thought you loved me, no?

Txstyle going to feed you some poisoned meat now.. and hang you to dry on his pretty stained hardwood fence.

lol wasn't this thread about mother's day?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm getting carbon fiber seat backs to my car.

As a birthday present this year I'm going to take off to be eaten by polar bears.

I thought "polar bears" was your pet name for Billup and Grimey.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

How about me? Can I come. I'll punch that bear in the face, pick you up into my arms, and run off into the wintery sunset together where we will build an igloo.

Oh Billup you'd go insane in my company. I couldn't risk that since you're irreplaceable to the ot section.

As grimlock pointed out this is about mothers day not feeding the Nordic wonders. I do think my mother would consider me ending up as lunch as a really good gift.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

I got tickets to their concert in the end of July. I can't wait even if most of my driving playlist consists of his music, and those have been lullabies for my kids.

Good to see someone else here knows the good shit.

You guys comparing, the musical genius behind the Beatles work to Danzig's.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You guys comparing, the musical genius behind the Beatles work to Danzig's.

I hate to tell you this V1, but from the era of Beatles the good shit came from other artists. Best thing Lennon ever did was that Christmas song that is the reason I have no radios on for 4 months in a year.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Hey dude, I thought you loved me, no?

Txstyle going to feed you some poisoned meat now.. and hang you to dry on his pretty stained hardwood fence.

lol wasn't this thread about mother's day?

Oh I do. Forum wouldn't be the same without you. That's why my money was on you...I thought you'd be the survivor.

Lups was going there to die anyway, so I immediately discounted her, and TXStyle is too big to run fast. And plus, if I was the bear, I'd go for the individual who appeared like he might last more than one meal.

[Sara]

My Mother's Day keeps getting better and better.

Yesterday I had a dozen roses and chocolates delivered to my office. Since I am a single Mother and Scarlett is too young to make me a card, I honestly did not expect anything at all. It made me cry. They were from my older sister.

I was so excited about them that I posted the flowers on FB with a little message very similar to what I just wrote. My Mom stayed with me last night to baby sit Scarlett while I went out . This morning I wake up to a hand written Mother's Day Card and Scarlett's hand traced inside. Very sloppy but soooo cute and meaningful. (Every year I trace my hand in my Mother's birthday cards, I have been doing it all my life)

Scarlett also said her first words this morning. "Maaaameeeee! Maaammmaa. Mama. Mama" she kept babbling over and over to me. She started crawling this week too.

I cant stop crying happy tears.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh Billup you'd go insane in my company. I couldn't risk that since you're irreplaceable to the ot section.

As grimlock pointed out this is about mothers day not feeding the Nordic wonders. I do think my mother would consider me ending up as lunch as a really good gift.

Pffffffffffftttt, I HIGHLY doubt I'd go insane in your company. In fact, it's too bad there is so much distance between us, I'd love to take you out for crumpets and tea.

I wasn't sure what to get my mother this year. I ended up getting this picture put on a fleece blanket with Happy Mothers Day above it. She opened it the other day, I told her to return it because she broke gift rules. She still has it, I'm too far to do anything about it. Hmpf.

Spare your comments, I know I was adorable.

[Sara]

How cuuuuuuttteeee!!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Pffffffffffftttt, I HIGHLY doubt I'd go insane in your company. In fact, it's too bad there is so much distance between us, I'd love to take you out for crumpets and tea.

I wasn't sure what to get my mother this year. I ended up getting this picture put on a fleece blanket with Happy Mothers Day above it. She opened it the other day, I told her to return it because she broke gift rules. She still has it, I'm too far to do anything about it. Hmpf.

Spare your comments, I know I was adorable.

I stand corrected! I wouldn't drive you insane since you already are that. Tea?! Billup don't you know me at all?!

Yup, you're right. You were a cute kid. I looked like an octopus with too long limbs. no wonder my mom doesn't like me, she hates sea creatures.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

I stand corrected! I wouldn't drive you insane since you already are that. Tea?! Billup don't you know me at all?!

Yup, you're right. You were a cute kid. I looked like an octopus with too long limbs. no wonder my mom doesn't like me, she hates sea creatures.

It was a terrible suggestion. I'm going to go on a whim and say the roofie in the tea wouldn't have made it a better suggestion, right?

Only a wee bit insane. Keeps life interesting. I could see some pretty interesting conversations happening between us at the bar.

At least you went the other way around, octopus to a beautiful lady. I went from a cute kid to..., still looking like a cute kid.