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      01-05-2011, 01:03 PM   #23
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Do I spy a skinned up knee?



Also, it might be worth buying her a meal or two since she seems a bit skinny. If you break it, you buy it... know what I mean?
I love skinny girls. Which is probably the same reason all the girls I end up with have some type of self esteem/image issues. Comes with the territory I guess. Not my fault, blame Cosmo!

I promise though. The next opportunity I get, i will snap some candids. I have absolutely, positively, 0 respect for this one and would be more than happy to share whatever photo evidence I am capable of obtaining. I will gather a couple first and then post in Doug's thread.
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she looks pretty dirty. lol. Yeah, I'd be careful.

Crack? Lotta coke?
No coke believe it or not. She just doesn't eat. She got her tits done like 5 months ago. They are like nothing I had ever felt before. They feel like clouds, no joke. I had felt silicone and saline etc. They all felt firm and were mostly there for show. These are multi-purpose and worth every penny.
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She is definitely a keeper bro
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The next opportunity I get, i will snap some candids. I have absolutely, positively, 0 respect for this one
almost spit my drink out onto my keyboard.

Also, laidback luke this weekend you know you wannaa get down with that fool and go hunting for ho's with me @ pacha
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Avicii is at Lavo on Thurs. I am at Pacha on Fri for Afrojack.. if LBL is there on saturday there is a 100% chance I will be there...
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No coke believe it or not. She just doesn't eat. She got her tits done like 5 months ago. They are like nothing I had ever felt before. They feel like clouds, no joke. I had felt silicone and saline etc. They all felt firm and were mostly there for show. These are multi-purpose and worth every penny.
lol multi-purpose. Good stuff.

A stripper that doesn't do coke? How does she stay up all night?
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lol multi-purpose. Good stuff.

A stripper that doesn't do coke? How does she stay up all night?
hahah look at her.... she keeps busy.
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I need to come to NYC and show you guys how its done. I would never bang a stripper twice, and it would be a long shot to hit it the first time.
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I need to come to NYC and show you guys how its done. I would never bang a stripper twice, and it would be a long shot to hit it the first time.
Oh come on! That can't be true. They are all fuck dolls anyway. I was in a relationship for the last 3 1/2 years of my life. I just want to get laid and if she is hot and keeps my dick hard and wants to go again, I am not gonna say no because she is a stripper. I was clear from day 1 with her, I am not gonna date you or marry you. If you wanna hang out and have fun then lets do it. She was cool with it, whether she was being honest is none of my concern.

But she looks great from all angles the other girls I have been working on aren't nearly as hot.

Carpe fucking diem.
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So what is her major in college? I mean arent all strippers just working themselves through school? That what they tell me...

NYCGarbagePrince, throw in some candids on stage so we can her talent on the "pole" as well. Be careful you dont get thrown out
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Collins do it man! we need to have a e90post group out on the streets on nyc
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So what is her major in college? I mean arent all strippers just working themselves through school? That what they tell me...

NYCGarbagePrince, throw in some candids on stage so we can her talent on the "pole" as well. Be careful you dont get thrown out
She is 29-30. College years have passed her by. Has a better body than some of the 18-21 years olds in that place though. Shots will be at my place... my friend would kick my ass if he saw me taking pics in his club.
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Oh come on! That can't be true. They are all fuck dolls anyway. I was in a relationship for the last 3 1/2 years of my life. I just want to get laid and if she is hot and keeps my dick hard and wants to go again, I am not gonna say no because she is a stripper. I was clear from day 1 with her, I am not gonna date you or marry you. If you wanna hang out and have fun then lets do it. She was cool with it, whether she was being honest is none of my concern.

But she looks great from all angles the other girls I have been working on aren't nearly as hot.

Carpe fucking diem.
Question -

Do you care if she is getting it on with other guys? Do you know or would rather not know?

Being single and having FTFs is always a good thing.
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I'm all for strange when you need it, but I don't know about a stripper. I'd rather fuck a pornstar because atleast they will be good at it and WILL be clean, from my experiences the girls who could dance ended up being the girls who just laid there.
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why do u expect a porn star to be clean?
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They have to get tested very often, a part of the job.
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Pacha should be poppin this weekend. Heard the Afrojack online tickets were almost gone. The line up there looks sick for the next month or two.

I got Axwell in a few weeks in Phx. Should be a TINY show, which will be awesome.
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Also, it might be worth buying her a meal or two since she seems a bit skinny. If you break it, you buy it... know what I mean?
awesome save! thought i missed the pic. that pic screams euroho.

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don't porn stars need to go through testing every month or something? then again, even if it's monthly that's still a large margin of error.
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awesome save! thought i missed the pic. that pic screams euroho.

don't porn stars need to go through testing every month or something? then again, even if it's monthly that's still a large margin of error.
I realize that Collin and this. ^

Porn stars with AIDS....
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If I'm not mistaken, one person tested HIV positive and they shut down all filming for 6 months to prevent further spreading. Who knows how they got it, could have been a needle.
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If I'm not mistaken, one person tested HIV positive and they shut down all filming for 6 months to prevent further spreading. Who knows how they got it, could have been a needle.
Does not matter how they got it, it's the fact that they got it and they are sexually active with hundreds of people, often w/o protection.

Not to mention the other diseases.
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