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      08-27-2009, 03:03 PM   #23
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Open passenger door.

Put car in neutral.

Push car backward.

Enter from driver's side.
thats so much more work lol not to mention its gonna look like your stealing the car but pushing it
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      08-27-2009, 03:05 PM   #24
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thats so much more work lol not to mention its gonna look like your stealing the car but pushing it
LOL i can just picture someone yelling like 'WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? ITS MY FUCKING CAR!'
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      08-27-2009, 03:07 PM   #25
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This happens in the downtown Orlando parking garages. Unfortunately city parking spaces and these four wheelers don't mix well. Time to buy a hatch back, lol.
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      08-27-2009, 03:22 PM   #26
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Get a DD.

If that guy parked like that next to my Focus, I'd totally still try to fit into my driver side doorway, laptop bag and all. I know I'd scratch the crap out of his truck in the attempt, but it would be pretty fun.
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      08-27-2009, 03:32 PM   #27
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arent you the guy with the widebody e92? what happened to your rear quarter?

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      08-27-2009, 03:56 PM   #28
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Looks like either you parked really close to the line, or the spaces are fucking small.
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      08-27-2009, 04:40 PM   #29
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thats why i park FAR FAR AWAY from these people...though there's ALWAYS 1 or 2 cars that choose to park FAR FAR AWAY and NEXT to my car!!! i dont get this country
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      08-27-2009, 06:02 PM   #30
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thats why i park FAR FAR AWAY from these people...though there's ALWAYS 1 or 2 cars that choose to park FAR FAR AWAY and NEXT to my car!!! i dont get this country
Oh now it's an American thing? I guess you've never been to some of the other countries out there where parking like that is the norm and you have to get out through your trunk or through the moonroof.
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      08-27-2009, 06:07 PM   #31
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Take a shit on his windshield
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      08-27-2009, 06:17 PM   #32
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Take a shit on his windshield
Did you see how tall that truck was? He'd be putting on a show
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      08-27-2009, 06:53 PM   #33
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Oh now it's an American thing? I guess you've never been to some of the other countries out there where parking like that is the norm and you have to get out through your trunk or through the moonroof.
yes i have but when there are literally 100 spaces closer to the entrance of a mall or whatever....and i park about 10 minutes walk from the entrance...something is wrong with those people who insist to park next to me...btw there are tons of parking spaces around me...can even have 1-2 spaces between our cars. but of course they rather park so close to my car instead.

why are you so sensitive?? is it because i have a canadian flag on my account?? I've lived in this country longer than i have in canada...trust me...im sure ive been to more countries than you have. im just reflecting on my life experiences...no puns intended. why is it always a noob that takes "offense"??? lol
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      08-27-2009, 06:54 PM   #34
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I would be more ashamed that your car was that dirty!
hahaha
leave him one of those notes fursure
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      08-27-2009, 06:57 PM   #35
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That's when you give him one of these suckers..

hahahahahahaha....i need to make those business cards and hand them out
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      08-27-2009, 07:20 PM   #36
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arent you the guy with the widebody e92? what happened to your rear quarter?
correct. last i heard it was falling apart :[ (i could be wrong though)
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      08-27-2009, 07:59 PM   #37
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correct. last i heard it was falling apart :[ (i could be wrong though)
Looks like it got side swiped.
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      08-27-2009, 08:44 PM   #38
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This is exactly the reason I didn't bring my M3 to OU..my is350 was door dinged the first day..fucking retards
I don't even know what to say about this.

It must be upsetting to have to drive one of your 2 $40k+ cars to college. I'm sure Dad will fix that door ding, hell he may even trade it in for an ISF for you

Yes I'm child bashing:finger:
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      08-27-2009, 09:08 PM   #39
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I would have done something, that is fucking retarded. I hate people.
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      08-27-2009, 09:11 PM   #40
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You are almost a close to the line as the truck.
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      08-27-2009, 09:19 PM   #41
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You are almost a close to the line as the truck.
+1

you're basically no more in the right than him. small spaces = tight shit. that's college parking.
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      08-27-2009, 09:23 PM   #42
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I don't even know what to say about this.

It must be upsetting to have to drive one of your 2 $40k+ cars to college. I'm sure Dad will fix that door ding, hell he may even trade it in for an ISF for you

Yes I'm child bashing:finger:

Seems like you're thirsty
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      08-27-2009, 10:14 PM   #43
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arent you the guy with the widebody e92? what happened to your rear quarter?

ROFL at pic

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      08-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #44
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