Dumb things you have done while drinking/drunk

Joekerr · 07-20-2021, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Did you have to roll her around in flour to look for the wet spot?

That would be a sure sign of mass.

Not sure if you are sharing your own personal tips and tricks or....

erickonphoenix · 07-20-2021, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Did you have to roll her around in flour to look for the wet spot?

That would be a sure sign of mass.

the technique is a myth. You just get a bunch of wet spots.

rebekahb · 07-20-2021, 05:50 PM

These last few posts have me on the verge of vomiting.

Buug959 · 07-20-2021, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by erickonphoenix

the technique is a myth. You just get a bunch of sweat spots.

FTFY

erickonphoenix · 07-20-2021, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

FTFY

Identification of said wet spots is not all it's cracked up to be

TiMSport · 07-20-2021, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Not sure if you are sharing your own personal tips and tricks or....

Nope.

Monster335 · 07-20-2021, 06:11 PM

I was 19 at the time and I went to New Year's eve party. It was a good friend's parent's house party. I was so wasted and the story I was touching another guy's wife private parts and apparently she let me. My buddies had to hold down that guy cause he was ready to kill me. Since that day I never got drunk again. I was really embarrassed when they told me what happened.

TiMSport · 07-20-2021, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

These last few posts have me on the verge of vomiting.

1MOREMOD · 07-20-2021, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Monster335

I was 19 at the time and I went to New Year's eve party. It was a good friend's parent's house party. I was so wasted and the story I was touching another guy's wife private parts and apparently she let me. My buddies had to hold down that guy cause he was ready to kill me. Since that day I never got drunk again. I was really embarrassed when they told me what happened.

Do it more, touch more lady parts. You learned the wrong lesson.

TheWatchGuy · 07-20-2021, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by erickonphoenix

the technique is a myth. You just get a bunch of wet spots.

is that really an issue when youre drunk?

UncleWede · 07-20-2021, 06:36 PM

A bunch of us rented a place at Big Bear. My friend Jack came along. Apparently, going from relative 0 feet above sea level to 7000 makes a little difference in the amount of alcohol one can/should consume.

Somewhere in the night, people undressed me and put me in a shower to cool me off. Did I mention I'm diabetic, and take shots?

"Dude, you were trying to take shots of VASELINE instead of INSULIN"

"da fuq, get out of here. I wasn't THAT drunk"

looks in Vaseline jar, sees holes where syringe was inserted.

Maybe I was.

I'm never getting drunk again

AND THIS TIME, I mean it!!!

spazzyfry123 · 07-21-2021, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Alfisti

I poked at a Brown snake, that sounds harmless enough but ... it's a REALY bad idea. Got away with it but could have got messy.

ryan stewart · 07-21-2021, 08:07 AM

On stealing shit.

I got LIT in college and they had the bacardi girls there promoting booze and doing a wheel of fortune kind of giveaway for keychains and whatnot. They had these displays of 6ft tall bacardi bottles. My friend was trying to get the girls to give it to him all night, so at the end of the night I just picked one up and walked out with it.

All the way out, it was a fishery/wharf turned into a bar/club so that means going up two flights of steps and across a long gangway/ramp past 100 people waiting to get in. This drunk guy, hugging a 6ft plastic bacardi bottle.

And the worst part it was shattered into a million pieces by the time I woke up in the morning, guess he didnt want it THAT bad.

Murf993 · 07-21-2021, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by erickonphoenix

the technique is a myth. You just get a bunch of wet spots.

Depends, sometimes they don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Tommy-G · 07-21-2021, 08:59 AM

I haven't see one female post yet.....Hmmm, shocker!

cmyx6go · 07-21-2021, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I haven't see one female post yet.....Hmmm, shocker!

Says the guy that started the thread but didn't offer up a story

bobowar135 · 07-21-2021, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I haven't see one female post yet.....Hmmm, shocker!

I'm guessing the ladies tend to drive 118s ans 120s which don't really count here. Call me sexist, I dare you.

Gregrobin · 07-21-2021, 10:19 AM

The worst night for me is when I woke up in a ditch outside of a bar we had been to. I was covered in dew, thorns, scratches (I must have rolled down into the ditch). I walked home, went to bed in my clothes. Woke up, was talking to my roommate at his bedroom door, when I felt something in my jeans pants leg. Starting shaking my leg, and you can guess what came out...

bobowar135 · 07-21-2021, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Gregrobin

The worst night for me is when I woke up in a ditch outside of a bar we had been too. I was covered in dew, thorns, scratches (I must have rolled down into the ditch). I walked home, went to bed in my clothes. Woke up, was talking to my roommate at his bedroom door, when I felt something in my jeans pants leg. Starting shaking my leg, and you can guess what came out...

Call me stupid but WTF came out of your pants, curiosity is a bitch.

Alfisti · 07-21-2021, 10:43 AM

Common AUstralian Brown snake?

Gregrobin · 07-21-2021, 10:45 AM

An American turd...I shit my britches and did not even know it.

MsGoGoMoto · 07-21-2021, 11:20 AM

My husband drags me fishing a lot, and I love it!
We manage to sneak in a trip to Jekyll Island 6 times in summer season. I aalllways make sure I have Jack Daniel's and Coca Cola in one of those stainless steel insulated water bottles. End up always filling it up too high and getting splattered by carbon and hooch from it being jostled with tackle.

Long story short……

NEEEEEVER GET SO SLOSHED YOU FORGET THAT YOU ARE FISHING IN SALT WATER…… and that YOU DO NOT REACH INTO A FISHES MOUTH BAREHANDED TO UNSET THE HOOK.

"Got damn that fish was slimy. My hand is sticky. Oh it must be the sugar from the splashed cola… " NO! IT WAS MY BLOOD! Off to the bait prep station to grab the hose and clean the wound. NO! That's just ocean water pumped up to the sink! Thank goodness for bottled water and others nearby fishing. A kind but also sloshed gentleman had vodka and a 1st aid kit. So much blood…intensified by alcohol. Ended up ok, with hand in the cooler. Did catch a few flounder after, but they were under 12 inches so I could not keep them.

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Monster335 Private First Class 234 Rep 159 Posts Drives: 2020 M4 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: U.S.A. iTrader: (0)	I was 19 at the time and I went to New Year's eve party. It was a good friend's parent's house party. I was so wasted and the story I was touching another guy's wife private parts and apparently she let me. My buddies had to hold down that guy cause he was ready to kill me. Since that day I never got drunk again. I was really embarrassed when they told me what happened.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,422 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	A bunch of us rented a place at Big Bear. My friend Jack came along. Apparently, going from relative 0 feet above sea level to 7000 makes a little difference in the amount of alcohol one can/should consume. Somewhere in the night, people undressed me and put me in a shower to cool me off. Did I mention I'm diabetic, and take shots? "Dude, you were trying to take shots of VASELINE instead of INSULIN" "da fuq, get out of here. I wasn't THAT drunk" looks in Vaseline jar, sees holes where syringe was inserted. Maybe I was. I'm never getting drunk again AND THIS TIME, I mean it!!!
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