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      01-06-2022, 04:34 PM   #23
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I'll see your street view and raise you Bert.
That’s one scary looking Bert. WTF is going on here.
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On my X5M, "Jupiter" The Gas Giant. No explanation needed if you drive an X5M and have even bothered to keep track of your gas consumption. I haven't bothered with the "Gas" part of that name, but am trading it in on an X3 M40i for reasons addressing the "Giant" issue.

On my R8, "RDORGN" The New Mexico "Chili Plates" begged for this question, asked by all servers when ordering New Mexican food, "Red or Green?"


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Just thought of this one. When I was a student on Long Island I was working at a hospital and one of the old-timers drove a Royals Royce with the license plate "Pre Hmo "
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Just thought of this one. When I was a student on Long Island I was working at a hospital and one of the old-timers drove a Royals Royce with the license plate "Pre Hmo "
I know a guy with a RR Phantom who has a vanity plate “Of Opera”
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      01-08-2022, 11:44 AM   #33
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An perfect accompaniment to that would be U2 PAL
Are you offering that advice pro Bono?
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Upside down blondes. Hmmmmm.
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If the passenger is going to be cremated, the license plate could be UURNEDIT. Sorry.
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if the passenger is going to be cremated, the license plate could be uurnedit. sorry.
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      01-08-2022, 12:23 PM   #38
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Are you offering that advice pro Bono?
What goes around comes around for them also Sygazelle, may also end up lying in the hearse that they're driving now
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Could be he realises he made the wrong vehicle choice
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Could be he realises he made the wrong vehicle choice
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