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      08-14-2021, 01:56 AM   #23
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You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".
Hahaha honestly wasn't being that self serving, just hadn't heard it before. It ain't bad.
Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol
Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

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You're liking the play on the base word moist.
It is funny though.

I suppose it sounds better than "damp".
Hahaha honestly wasn't being that self serving, just hadn't heard it before. It ain't bad.
Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol
Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

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I can relate; Zinfandel talking.
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Damp sounds like a wet cat. lol
Cat or..... LOL
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Not something I wanna mess with…

Or would I? Wet kitty…

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Is that you Murf993 ?
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Or would I? Wet kitty…

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Is that you Murf993 ?
Cause we can't say wet pussycat here, or can we? Guess we'll find out.
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heat-seeking moisture missile blocker
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"Dude! Stop being such a heat-seeking moisture missile blocker."
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Is that you Murf993 ?
Murf doesn’t have the exclusive right to the sugar cane main

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Cause we can't say wet pussycat here, or can we? Guess I'll find out.
Pretty sure that’s just nature talk
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A new one:

heat-seeking moisture missile blocker
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"Dude! Stop being such a heat-seeking moisture missile blocker."
FOH with the blocker
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FOH with the blocker
Lol. Tell me about it but I remember a few back in the day.
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      08-14-2021, 02:16 AM   #32
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Lol. Tell me about it but I remember a few back in the day.
I know a couple now. Marriage. Age.
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LMAO. Good point!
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Alright I'm out. Have a good rest of the evening gentlemen.
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Yeah I definitely agree with "cornhole". I mean who the hell came up with that? Furthermore, there's a g'dam sport named after it! I was shocked to see an actual competition on television the other day.

"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
" I wanna be a cornhole pro!"
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Yeah I definitely agree with "cornhole". I mean who the hell came up with that? Furthermore, there's a g'dam sport named after it! I was shocked to see an actual competition on television the other day.

"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
" I wanna be a cornhole pro!"
And they win purse money and have sponsors to top it off
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