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11-10-2023, 05:35 PM | #23 |
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Hey, watch it. My mother eats pizza with a knife and fork, and George eats chocolate with a knife and fork
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Bread...aka 'toast' when consumed for breakfast. I guarantee it will get up every last tiny little bit of egg yolk left on the plate.
Yeah, it's good in the morning. Carbos, protein, and vegetables are a great way to start the day. Sushi, too, is excellent for breakfast. At least once a week, I pick up some freshly made on my way back from my morning walk. They've gone totally crazy on the pricing, though. I just get the medium-size packages now.
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See the member I know had the audacity to take a picture of his pizza along with a knife and fork pictured right next to it and I am absolutely certain it was not piping hot by the time he got stuff arranged and took a picture. There was no need for the knife and fork. No need. And yet, there they were, in the picture, about to be used. You...I can sort of see. It was lava hot. You are only half a sinning member as a result. |
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I'm going to give your mother a pass for the following reasons: 1. She had to put up with you. 2. She's not a member 3. She's not a male. I know that's a sexist double standard, but it's MY standard, and I have more sympathy for a woman doing it than a man. |
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Actually number 1 and 2 work as well. |
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I do both.... if I get fresh pizza, usually fingers
if it's left over and I nuke it, knife and fork if there's no clean cutlery a spoon will do as well |
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thats why they invented stuffed crust
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so eggs......
me and (I taught my daughter) used to eat eggy explosions, that is a sunny side up (better-but would work with an over easy), You carefully, cut the white off and around the yellow and eat that, eat the rest of the breakfast. THEN you carefully load the fork up with the yellow. I got it down to a fine art, not a trace of white left just a globe of yellow, then life the yellow up to your gob hole and put it in, BITE DOWN HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM But then one lunch time I was having just a basic, egg and chips, nothing else, just EGG AND CHIPS, so then I decided to do the unpardonable sin of bursting the egg and WOW the taste, then mopped up the yellow with the chips. The remainder of the yellow&white was unsatisfying, so had to put it a top a buttered bread. Then I tried the same with steak, egg & chips, putting the egg atop the steak, puncture and then same thing ! WOOO I mean, here in NA, STEAK AND EGGS for breakfast, who the hell eats steak for breakfast and yall got the audacity to tell me about eating french fries for breakfast. ATEOTD If I could get my hands on a proper English brekkie I would not have the slightest need for goddamn chips... YES THERE CALLED CHIPS.. you bloody DING A LINGS Not french fries, lets get that straight,,, my brain has been contaminated by the ways of NA too long, pankcakes, waffles, poutine... REALLY Potatoes for breakfast, aka home fries. What teh HECKEKEN is a HOME FRY... why not call it POTATOES and hash browns are not even real hash browns, hash browns are triangles and toast.... who the hecken has toast, its' BUTTERD bread I have had it... when I get a hangover or just wanna treat I want a proper english brekkie, done I just gotta source some black pud and I can just make it at home Tinned toms, mushrooms, bangers OH YES while were on it,, can I PLEASE HAVE A BANGER, not a hot and spicy thing or a garlic thingamy, a proper english banger below is a proper plate with a cup of rosey no flippin orange juice, they show toast, but I'll take it ! |
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Had the black circle things when I was in Scotland last year. Gonna state, not a big fan. Forget what they're called - some blood pudding type shit though. Guess it's an acquired taste. I'm okay with the rest of the dish.
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1) you nailed it, and will forever be remembered for having done it so succinctly and accurately 2) there is NO breakfast, lunch, or dinner; there is ONLY...food Okay, got it? 3) 'toast', absolutely...does...NOT...imply...butter...cheese. ..or any other accoutrement! Capische? For example, I eat German rye bread (that is, bread that comes from Germany), and I eat it dry. Why, you may wonder? Because it tastes better that way. Duh! Moving right along... 4) It is a well-known fact that hung-over drunks require a fair quantity of fat and calories to, at the very least, get them up and moving again in the morning. What happens after that has always spanned a remarkably wide continuum.
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Pizza w a fork&knife? In NY,pizzeria's will ask you to leave as soon as you request those two pieces of silverware.....same as asking Peter Luger's for ketchup or A-1 to put on your steak,they'll tell you GTFO----->
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Some people are known to carry utensils and/or spices with them when they know or think they'll be needed. Always best to plan ahead!
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