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      05-02-2018, 05:58 PM   #23
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Would your clothes also be invisible, or would you have to go without?
Hmmm! Good question...for this one 'I B Naked"
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You can do that already
Yeah but that relies heavily on my acting skills to convince the others that it wasn't me. Not very reliable.
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Yeah but that relies heavily on my acting skills to convince the others that it wasn't me. Not very reliable.
the giggling gives you away?
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      05-02-2018, 06:56 PM   #26
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Yeah but that relies heavily on my acting skills to convince the others that it wasn't me. Not very reliable.
True I about killed people at work other day and couldn't stop laughing
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      05-02-2018, 07:00 PM   #27
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I just keep thinking of ghost dad and roofies.
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I just keep thinking of ghost dad and roofies.
Is that bill cosby?
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Is that bill cosby?
yes sir.
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"I'd like an enchanted cap," said Gawaine.
"What's that?" answered the Headmaster, testily.
"A cap to make me disappear," explained Gawaine.
The Headmaster laughed indulgently. "You mustn't believe all those old wives' stories," he said. "There isn't any such thing. A cap to make you disappear, indeed! What would you do with it? You haven't even appeared yet. Why, my boy, you could walk from here to London, and nobody would so much as look at you. You're nobody. You couldn't be more invisible than that."
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      05-02-2018, 09:47 PM   #33
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Follow hot chicks with tight pants/shorts up the stairs....
Then I would steal food anywhere I want, and steal any car I want for a joy ride.
Walk into a couple movies and watch for free.
Smack arrogant people on the back of the head for fun..
Then walk onto a flight to Paris...sneak into a nice hotel and fall asleep.
Sounds like a good first day....
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the giggling gives you away?
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True I about killed people at work other day and couldn't stop laughing
Hahaha
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      05-03-2018, 12:40 AM   #35
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I would like to sneak into North Korea and see what Kimmy does all day when no one is around. Then probably rub my balls on his food unless he turns out to be a cool guy.

After that, probably follow random people around throughout the day to get an idea of what a ‘normal’ person does on a daily basis.
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I'd smack the phones out of everybody's hands that is in front of me that suddenly starts the "phone walk/crawl" ...especially when I'm on my way to catching the train out of NYC.
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Repeatedly knock some sense into the people we have as politicians?

I'm just imagining my good friend Justin Turdeau getting repeatedly beaned with an extra thick phone book. I'm smiling.
That .. after revealing what these dirtbags are actually saying behind closed doors
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Would your clothes also be invisible, or would you have to go without?
Hmmm! Good question...for this one 'I B Naked"
I guess I can't go to Antarctica!
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      05-04-2018, 10:04 AM   #43
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