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      11-23-2021, 12:55 PM   #23
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Shawshank redemption

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Jurassic Park

"You were scared. I wasn't that scared. You were scared."

This one's not exactly a movie. A video is more like it.
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Shawshank redemption

"Clever girl"
Jurassic Park

"You were scared. I wasn't that scared. You were scared."

This one's not exactly a movie. A video is more like it.
Porno?
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Michael Jackson's Thriller.
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You have no functioning gauges.
- No, not a one.
- However, the radio still works.
- Funny as that may seem, with all this mess, that the radio is the only thing that's really working good. And it's clear as a bell. Don't ask me how.
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"There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. "
That sounds a lot like Clint, aka "BLONDIIIEEEEE!!!!"


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- Funny as that may seem, with all this mess, that the radio is the only thing that's really working good. And it's clear as a bell. Don't ask me how.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles

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That sounds a lot like Clint, aka "BLONDIIIEEEEE!!!!"


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Raiders of the Lost Ark

"I need... someone I can trust. You are my number one guy!"
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

"I need... someone I can trust. You are my number one guy!"
Godfather? Goodfellas?

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs "
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

"I need... someone I can trust. You are my number one guy!"
Godfather? Goodfellas?

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs "
The first Batman movie with Michael Keaton. That line was Jack Palance talking to Jack Nicholson.

Go to 1:35.

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"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year"
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"For every action, there is a reaction, and a Piker reaction is quite a fuckin' thing."
Snatch (I had to look it up. I though it was Lock Stock ...)



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"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs "
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"Now just to show there are no hard feelings, you two are going to drive to dinner together"
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"Days of Thunder"

"Get busy living or get busy dying"
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"Days of Thunder"

"Get busy living or get busy dying"
The Shawshank Redemption

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

Someone mentioned above they had to look one up. Some I knew, some I looked up.
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The Shawshank Redemption

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Animal Crackers


"Why do you keep callin me Jesus!? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
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"Why do you keep callin me Jesus!? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
Die Hard: With a Vengeance

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Meet the Fockers.

"Lord it's a miracle. Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind."
Shawshank Redemption! Best film ever


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