How Awesome is the English Language - give it your best shot!

[detroitm2]

[Banana Hammock]

The paper thing you put on the toilet seat is called an ass gasket.

[Grumpy Old Man]

Dog fucking a football

That looked like a dog fucking a football

[King Rudi]

Some that I use on regular basis are:

Asshat - in reference to someone
Flock of Seaguls - referencing someone who is all over the place either mentally or physically
Fuckery - in reference to a situation or someone's actions
Black Hole of Need - in reference to a needy ass person
Cosby Colada - I don't think this needs an explanation
Bastardo - I used to work with Italians and this was used so often that it gets thrown out every time some form of fuckery is had.

In reference to work related tasks - Clusterfuck, "There's a joke about mokey's and foot balls in here somewhere" (in relation to the statement of "a monkey fucking a football"), "It's gone tits up" (as in drowning) "of course they did" or "why wouldn't they" when someone is explaining something stupid someone else did.

Also: Fuck Stain, Cock Lover, Ball Cupper, Shaft Stroker, Cum Catcher, Skin Flute, Knuckle Catcher (as in someone who gets anal fisted), Grease of a tit hair, puss of a butt zit....there are plenty more, let me think on it.

In relation to being inebriated, I tend to use: "I've gone sideways", "I can see around corners" and "Off my tits"

There are many in reference to female genitalia....I may wait to post, these are extremely offensive.

[Turkish Pickle]

we have something similar to fuckstain in turkish too!
if someone is being extremely thick about something you just ask "were you born off your dad's kleenex"
it's funnier in turkish i swear

[DieselOG]

Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man

Dog fucking a football

That looked like a dog fucking a football

Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man

Dog fucking a football

That looked like a dog fucking a football

My old boss loved to tell people "get down from there, you guys look like a couple of monkeys fucking a football"

[Grumpy Old Man]

Can be used for either gender.....oh, he got hit right in the phisnaros.....you get the idea

[PeterBernhard]

good laugh

[Banana Hammock]

When someone is really fucking annoying and they won't shut up, tell them to shut their cock holster.

[gabriel.psd]

I’ve lately been enjoying telling people to:
- fuck off entirely.
- eat all of the dicks.
- jump up their own assholes.
Also calling them:
- fuckhole
- cuntpocket
- dildo (you can add any adjective to this one depending on the flavor you’re going for. I stick with any adjective you’d use for food or a horse)

[The Reverend]

The unit of measurement used by some in carpentry of a "c*nt-hair" always amused me.

"Slide it over a c-hair, would ya?"

[Grumpy Old Man]

Originally Posted by The Reverend

The unit of measurement used by some in carpentry of a "c*nt-hair" always amused me.

"Slide it over a c-hair, would ya?"

I forgot about that one, you can be more specific with your measurements by indicating a blonde one for shorter measure or a red one for a thicker measurement.

[Grumpy Old Man]

Dick cheese.....multiple uses.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

I love English but it is way too limited when it comes to foul language. Polish has like 3 or 4 different words just for "fuck" alone.

Please we have 87

[Turkish Pickle]

my friend's dad once said my hair looks like a homeless guy's pubes
i really needed a haircut though so i don't blame him

[Robin_NL]

On a Dutch forum one of the guys came up with 'transsexual horselover' about ten years ago. We don't use it anymore because of animal rights and stuff overhere.

Cheers
Robin

[Kooch]

I had a boss awhile back that would "pen fuck" documents he reviewed. "So I'm taking the first draft up to the XO to get "pen fucked."

[King Rudi]

Cock pocket

[detroitm2]

"cum guzzling gutter slut" was one we used back in the day to describe anyone we didnt like.

[Run Silent]

The best one I still use is from my military days.

"NUB" (pronouced 'nuh-b')

Definition: Non Useful Body. AKA, someone who isn't yet qualified on submarines and as such, is unable to stand watch, perform PM's, or do anything useful.

In a sentence: "Tell that fucking nub to get off his ass and get studying!"

[Poiseuille]

Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden

twatwaffle

browsing through this thread, Teufel's user name reminded me of an acquaintance from my past, the venerable GnySgt William Spady, who at that time held the title SDI and was renown for his ability to insert a two-syllable word (always the same word) into the middle of any word in the English language, including my last name, and to do that to approximately 40% of the words in any given paragraph while at the same time maintaining an uninterrupted cadence that was just short of musical. Gunny was a true artist and, I felt, deserved mention in this thread.

[TrAcK TRaP]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

its Turkish, there aren't many things to be proud of if you're Turkish but our swears are A1

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha