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      11-25-2016, 05:24 PM   #43517
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I feel you on the land deal. We went through that a while back. My siblings and me don't care, the cousins do. They were infuriated by our aggressive nonchalance so our dad finally got sick of it and bought them out. Lol!

Ok...rally instructor? Tell me more! I'm pretty decent on asphalt but discontinuous surfaces give me fits at times!!

I've been in meetings with the gov't about my company's drug application an edit seems like it's going well but you never know with bureaucrats...the wheels can come off at any time!
Hahah, for me buying my mother out is not an option. We're talking about millions of euros and that's just a third so I only could basically made sure my cousin (whom with in my life I've never spoken with really) and my brother (who I couldn't pick from a lineup) would get the right price. I'm not keen on money and I don't need it (since I don't spend it) but they might have more use to it.

Hey you need to hire me. Please do. I still have too much time to sleep!

My rally guide is something else. For now, I pay him 5 bucks every time I fuck up. He acts like he knows what he's saying but who's ever heard of a finn who does rally well? Considering people here would know him by name, and since I've lost in the last 2 hours of lessons 30 dollars, I don't recommend him to anyone.

"anna. If I say more power and you cut it with a clutch and we end up pushing the car out from a ditch, even bp wouldn't call this a success. So. If we get this out, why not do as I say?"

"fuck you and your stupid words, It's either black ice or very wet gravel and I'm old! Teach someone whos young and nice or push the fucking car."

Yeah, my advice is not to take my advice which is never to listen to advice.
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Dude, I had a waffle cone every night and 3 of this nights I also had run bread pudding.

Splurge week. Seems so weird. But.... last 7 days is pretty good considering. Tomorrow is a 2300cal burn ride though.
That's so sad. Food is to be enjoyed, the reality shouldn't be an app it should be jeans.

My reality says I didn't need a thanksgiving. It's hilarious, muscles all pumped up and me not exactly on a good diet.

All could be lost in two days but who can live without pasta?
It's well enjoyed! Just be cause I log it doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. The food last week was fantastic, probably he biggest surprise of the trip. But damned expensive! The price of good food was the second biggest surprise.
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It's well enjoyed! Just be cause I log it doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. The food last week was fantastic, probably he biggest surprise of the trip. But damned expensive! The price of good food was the second biggest surprise.
Omg you're inviting your family to my flat for a meal by using guilt arent you?

Fine! Your wife and dog were welcomed before, but I guess you can come too.

It's weird. For two weeks I've only drank milk on Saturdays (instead of four liters per day) and instead of eating once a day I've eaten 7 times a day but inhaling only 20 grams of carbs per day. My fats intake has been high since my energy usage is big too but since I started this, I have even more energy and I've cut down sleep from my usual four hours to to two
per day.

Considering I get to eat meat and basically all green vegetables, and jalapeños, this isnt so bad i guess. tomorrow, then I can go nuts with milk.

My point is if you're not married to a bastard who goes as far as to cut milk from you just so he can make a point, stop counting and eat.

Ans have a huge class of milk for me. Please.
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Actually, my family is perfect, if you don't count me or my kids. My family keeps it in within. Now imagine a call from my sons kindergarten teacher asking if she should tell my mother my child's report card . "hi, she is my boss and all but she's not listed as a person to talk to. She just told me she is extremely worried about your child and apparently of you as a parent and she told me she needs to know if Julian is behind all others as badly as she thinks he is"

"she was your boss, she's now retired. If you want , go over his skills with her but do note she is not allowed to take him from the school."

So I went to fetch the kid from school.

"your mother wanted to see him pass the kindergarten tests. Your kid passed everything till third grade. Your mom told us we are bias since we tend to think mothers are all perfect."

"right. So. It goes like this... She doesn't approve me or me being a parent and she's not your boss anymore so you can evaluate my kid on the basis of his age. I have informed my mother that all and any violations she can name/ think/ show I do towards my kids she has to report to child protective services."

"right. So no Christmas dinner for you."

All families are weird. Mine is ... Something else


I'm aware of your job, and let's work around it. Ill be doing my next Europe road trip with Laura, the gold fish girl.

You have WhatsApp? It'll be easier to be bitches to each other via that

And ymb isn't my thing. I don't have the balls for it
I'm really sorry Anna to hear about the school situation ,and that really sucks for you and your son Julian !
I heard few weeks back a similar situation from a woman at my work and her 6 year old daughter and she was really nervous about the whole situation and finally she took her little daughter to another school .
Of course her daughter was not happy because all her school friends were gone , but it fixed the problem .

Of course I have WhatsApp , but don't use it much because I have 3 iPhones , 2 for work only , one for work orders and customers and one is only programmed with files to fix remotely online intern automation malfunctions in the company (if it is possible , otherwise I need to return "again")
If it is day or night or weekend ..or Christmas night they don't care !
So 99% of the time , I don't have time to respond to WhatsApp anyway ...
I have also 2 normal phones at work ,and 1 at home , 3 laptops at work and 2 laptops at my place...
In short...The whole shit (my work) is a mess full of deadlines , so my Outlook Email works better for me in private situations !
And I still have your Email address Anna (I just checked it in my Outlook) because I received mail from you from Saturday 2 April , 2016 12:02 AM.
So normally you have my Email address as well ..Just type my first name and it should come , if not I send you another mail ...
Let me know..
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I'm really sorry Anna to hear about the school situation ,and that really sucks for you and your son Julian !
I heard few weeks back a similar situation from a woman at my work and her 6 year old daughter and she was really nervous about the whole situation and finally she took her little daughter to another school .
Of course her daughter was not happy because all her school friends were gone , but it fixed the problem .

Of course I have WhatsApp , but don't use it much because I have 3 iPhones , 2 for work only , one for work orders and customers and one is only programmed with files to fix remotely online intern automation malfunctions in the company (if it is possible , otherwise I need to return "again")
If it is day or night or weekend ..or Christmas night they don't care !
So 99% of the time , I don't have time to respond to WhatsApp anyway ...
I have also 2 normal phones at work ,and 1 at home , 3 laptops at work and 2 laptops at my place...
In short...The whole shit (my work) is a mess full of deadlines , so my Outlook Email works better for me in private situations !
And I still have your Email address Anna (I just checked it in my Outlook) because I received mail from you from Saturday 2 April , 2016 12:02 AM.
So normally you have my Email address as well ..Just type my first name and it should come , if not I send you another mail ...
Let me know..
Meh, I have nothing to be nervous about. My mother can go and stir shit, but according to their evaluation (kids here go to school at the age of seven) mine does math at the level of fourth graders, reads better than most sixth graders, had group skills beyond the third grade level, and his cordination skills are beyond something... All that sound epic to anyone who doesn't have kids but those that have know kids learn things at different times. My kids read young since they see me reading all the time. They help me cook so in order for them not to get burns they learn their way.

Seriously, the issue here is that I got tested for iq when I was 14, and I was apparently super smart ( for a person who spoke five languages but couldn't read any fonts used in our tests) and the kiddos dad is even smarter by all tests. My mom can't accept that our kid advances at his age level and uses her contacts to bully the teachers. That's sick.

Phil I'm not sure I have your email, so send me one soon. I admit WhatsApp is easier for me so if you can trust me enough, a phone number works too.

Don't worry, I'll never share!

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Meh, I have nothing to be nervous about. My mother can go and stir shit, but according to their evaluation (kids here go to school at the age of seven) mine does math at the level of fourth graders, reads better than most sixth graders, had group skills beyond the third grade level, and his cordination skills are beyond something... All that sound epic to anyone who doesn't have kids but those that have know kids learn things at different times. My kids read young since they see me reading all the time. They help me cook so in order for them not to get burns they learn their way.

Seriously, the issue here is that I got tested for iq when I was 14, and I was apparently super smart ( for a person who spoke five languages but couldn't read any fonts used in our tests) and the kiddos dad is even smarter by all tests. My mom can't accept that our kid advances at his age level and uses her contacts to bully the teachers. That's sick.

Phil I'm not sure I have your email, so send me one soon. I admit WhatsApp is easier for me so if you can trust me enough, a phone number works too.

Don't worry, I'll never share!
I see Anna, and I'm impressed by the skills of your kids . Wow !
But that's only possible because you are a perfect mother for your kids

I know Anna you said in your previous PM to me that your PM box stays full , so now you just received an Email from me ...
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I thought you said you were going to bed.
I am!!!

Or not.

It's not like my bed is empty (dogs) but I don't like sleeping alone. My party Animal hubby went out tonight with his friends but I don't like sleeping alone apparently. All that space freaks me out.

Yes, pathetic.
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It's well enjoyed! Just be cause I log it doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. The food last week was fantastic, probably he biggest surprise of the trip. But damned expensive! The price of good food was the second biggest surprise.
Omg you're inviting your family to my flat for a meal by using guilt arent you?

Fine! Your wife and dog were welcomed before, but I guess you can come too.

It's weird. For two weeks I've only drank milk on Saturdays (instead of four liters per day) and instead of eating once a day I've eaten 7 times a day but inhaling only 20 grams of carbs per day. My fats intake has been high since my energy usage is big too but since I started this, I have even more energy and I've cut down sleep from my usual four hours to to two
per day.

Considering I get to eat meat and basically all green vegetables, and jalapeños, this isnt so bad i guess. tomorrow, then I can go nuts with milk.

My point is if you're not married to a bastard who goes as far as to cut milk from you just so he can make a point, stop counting and eat.

Ans have a huge class of milk for me. Please.
I'm going to be in Copenhagen some time next year.... careful who you invite.

Can it be chocolate milk?
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Hahah, for me buying my mother out is not an option. We're talking about millions of euros and that's just a third so I only could basically made sure my cousin (whom with in my life I've never spoken with really) and my brother (who I couldn't pick from a lineup) would get the right price. I'm not keen on money and I don't need it (since I don't spend it) but they might have more use to it.

Hey you need to hire me. Please do. I still have too much time to sleep!

My rally guide is something else. For now, I pay him 5 bucks every time I fuck up. He acts like he knows what he's saying but who's ever heard of a finn who does rally well? Considering people here would know him by name, and since I've lost in the last 2 hours of lessons 30 dollars, I don't recommend him to anyone.

"anna. If I say more power and you cut it with a clutch and we end up pushing the car out from a ditch, even bp wouldn't call this a success. So. If we get this out, why not do as I say?"

"fuck you and your stupid words, It's either black ice or very wet gravel and I'm old! Teach someone whos young and nice or push the fucking car."

Yeah, my advice is not to take my advice which is never to listen to advice.
Ha! I understand on the property!

If you come back to the states, I will let you train me but we have to find a good dirt course! It will be epic! I will practice my Scandinavian Flick before you come!!

I'm not making and freaking bets with you until the I get 5 hours of seat time then it's on.
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@Lups I'm mildly hurt that you've replaced me on our European delivery adventure with Belgie...

He's almost as perverted as me though, so it's basically the same thing.
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Ha! I understand on the property!

If you come back to the states, I will let you train me but we have to find a good dirt course! It will be epic! I will practice my Scandinavian Flick before you come!!

I'm not making and freaking bets with you until the I get 5 hours of seat time then it's on.
Damn top gear taught that trick to everyone.

Honestly, I like fucking up more than anything else. Our roads are epic for that since there is no traffic, but then again cars tend to be heavy to push back on the road.
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@Lups I'm mildly hurt that you've replaced me on our European delivery adventure with Belgie...

He's almost as perverted as me though, so it's basically the same thing.
I'm merely thinking he could show us the way to the famous part of his corner.

Nobody is as perverted as you, and that's why I worship you!
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I'm going to be in Copenhagen some time next year.... careful who you invite.

Can it be chocolate milk?
Mmmm. Sadly Denmark is the only country I avoid in Europe. Those hippies have issues. Do tell me if you land on any other part of eu too.
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Mmmm. Sadly Denmark is the only country I avoid in Europe. Those hippies have issues. Do tell me if you land on any other part of eu too.
Im into Gothenburg at newyear, fine city
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Um...you ask this and didn't ping your new disciple. I'm wounded. Wait wut?
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He's almost as perverted as me though, so it's basically the same thing.
Sweetheart, here is why Anna loves me ...
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He's almost as perverted as me though, so it's basically the same thing.
Sweetheart, here is why Anna loves me ...
Oh. I have a dirty mind. It's not sexy. It's dirty like a homeless man that hasn't bathed since 1998.
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