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      11-20-2016, 10:18 AM   #43297
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      11-20-2016, 10:29 AM   #43298
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Think it's supposed to say

"Is Loved"
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Breakfast burritos are bae
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Hell yeah I need that, but wtf is bae you infant, use real words.
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Think it's supposed to say

"Is Loved"
Gonna go with sharted.
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      11-20-2016, 10:54 AM   #43302
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      11-20-2016, 11:39 AM   #43303
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Breakfast burritos are sex
I can see how the egg and potato might be pleasing, but the bacon might cut a bit and I'd think the salsa would sting, no?
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      11-20-2016, 11:42 AM   #43304
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Hell yeah I need that, but wtf is bae you infant, use real words.
Bae => Baby => Often referring to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
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      11-20-2016, 11:53 AM   #43305
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I can see how the egg and potato might be pleasing, but the bacon might cut a bit and I'd think the salsa would sting, no?
As long as there is movement, it doesn't sting too much.
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      11-20-2016, 12:01 PM   #43306
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Bae => Baby => Often referring to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
So he had sex with a burrito, got it.
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So he had sex with a burrito, got it.
=> http://time.com/3026192/this-is-what-bae-means/
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Bae? Is that a real thing? I prefer, oy ya fuckin cunt fix me a nanner!
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Bae? Is that a real thing? I prefer, oy ya fuckin cunt fix me a nanner!
William..How was the meat from the hunt ?
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William..How was the meat from the hunt ?
Just finished processing on Friday, gotta pick it up after work tomorrow, Got cube steak and venison burgers made, will report back tomorrow.
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He meant tube steak, he's into necrophilic beastiality
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Just finished processing on Friday, gotta pick it up after work tomorrow, Got cube steak and venison burgers made, will report back tomorrow.
Yeah...I see , and your story makes me think back on August..
Drove in August through the Belgian Ardennes and pulled over on a fancy restaurant in the evening..
The cook said that he shot a deer in the forest and it was the menu of the day, so I said ok chef..
Need to say , it was not cheap but..Next year I'll return to that restaurant !
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      11-21-2016, 05:26 AM   #43316
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Thats a nice place to be.
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Thats a nice place to be.
Yes, so far it is. I'm quite sure I'll have my yearly intake of rum cake while here.
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Yeah...I see , and your story makes me think back on August..
Drove in August through the Belgian Ardennes and pulled over on a fancy restaurant in the evening..
The cook said that he shot a deer in the forest and it was the menu of the day, so I said ok chef..
Need to say , it was not cheap but..Next year I'll return to that restaurant !
Venison is very unique, ive noticed the meat tastes different depending where you are and its diet. Also it takes a good diligence to cook it just rught imo, its a science.
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