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      11-16-2016, 03:43 PM   #43033
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NO! Cat only. Only the finest of feline, siamese if you will.
Mountain lion. We can use shoei as bait. Due to his old age, he won't be able to run away fast enough.
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Pussies.

You hunt with guns - I hunt with a bow.

And shoei - you don't know what deer corn is....
Were guns not around in your younger years?
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Pussies.

You hunt with guns - I hunt with a bow.

And shoei - you don't know what deer corn is....
Were guns not around in your younger years?
Careful - ever see an arrow tear through Kevlar...?
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Careful - ever see an arrow tear through Kevlar...?
I should have taken a picture of the couch my buddy shot with the rage tip. It was like a 3'' gaping hole. Could have fisted the couch, so natually I use the same tips on my arrows.
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Pussies.

You hunt with guns - I hunt with a bow.

And shoei - you don't know what deer corn is....
Must be difficult trying to shoot a bow in a wheelchair at the old folks home.
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      11-16-2016, 03:49 PM   #43038
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Pussies.

You hunt with guns - I hunt with a bow.

And shoei - you don't know what deer corn is....
Must be difficult trying to shoot a bow in a wheelchair at the old folks home.
We'd be able to hit you from a mile away in the dark tho... Fancy red plasti-dipped wheels and all...
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I like this idea, if we strip his walker away he might tobble over looking even more delicious to the mountain lion. We will make it boodog.
At first I read this as you saying we'd make shoei boodog. I guess if there's enough of him left, and he isn't totally maimed.
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Hey silvergray545 - I just aim for those red rims and let it fly
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NO! Cat only. Only the finest of feline, siamese if you will.
Mountain lion. We can use shoei as bait. Due to his old age, he won't be able to run away fast enough.
Fucking ASBSECU E93 and this "old" rumors !!! He's fucking projecting !!!
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We'd be able to hit you from a mile away in the dark tho... Fancy red plasti-dipped wheels and all...
True. I could shoot his tires out, then we could all sit there and laugh as he waits for AAA to come change the tire for him.
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At first I read this as you saying we'd make shoei boodog. I guess if there's enough of him left, and he isn't totally maimed.
I prefer young meat. That old stuff tends to have a bit of a tainted taste to it. Really gamey tasting even if you brine it a couple days.
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At first I read this as you saying we'd make shoei boodog. I guess if there's enough of him left, and he isn't totally maimed.
I prefer young meat. That old stuff tends to have a bit of a tainted taste to it. Really gamey tasting even if you brine it a couple days.
@ASBSECU E93 is more like burnt beef jerky then...
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Fucking ASBSECU E93 and this "old" rumors !!! He's fucking projecting !!!
First is anger. Then, denial.
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I prefer young meat. That old stuff tends to have a bit of a tainted taste to it. Really gamey tasting even if you brine it a couple days.
Maybe the old age incontinence lends that flavor?
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Fucking ASBSECU E93 and this "old" rumors !!! He's fucking projecting !!!
First is anger. Then, denial.
Don't you have a gold vault to go sit in and count over and over again?? Or go trim your mustache...
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We'd be able to hit you from a mile away in the dark tho... Fancy red plasti-dipped wheels and all...
Powder coated, thank you very much.
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True. I could shoot his tires out, then we could all sit there and laugh as he waits for AAA to come change the tire for him.
It's cute that you don't think I'll shoot right back.
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At first I read this as you saying we'd make shoei boodog. I guess if there's enough of him left, and he isn't totally maimed.
I prefer young meat. That old stuff tends to have a bit of a tainted taste to it. Really gamey tasting even if you brine it a couple days.
@ASBSECU E93 is more like burnt beef jerky then...


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@ASBSECU E93 is more like burnt beef jerky then...
The only good thing I see from old meat is the skin is real saggy and loose, so id expect skinning wpuld be a breeze.
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Maybe the old age incontinence lends that flavor?
Gotta be careful, the alzheimers Ive heard makes the meat taste extra salty.
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You guys crazy, shoei knows karate, he's Chinese.
That is only partially correct... I took the wrong class so it ends up being I'm a black belt in kayaking not karate...

That and it is only partially correct on the Chinese thing... But, if China declares war on the US of A, I am Jewish...
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