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11-15-2016, 11:27 AM

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Maybe we should all visit him. I know it gets lonely in those old folks homes at times.

Hell no it aint, they fuck more than horny highschoolers.

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All y'all can kiss my natural white privileged ass...

Except you Axius - "you're my boy, Blue!"

Ha! They're all just jealous that your stable makes theirs look like childsplay.

We need to get together again soon, been too long!

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11-15-2016, 11:31 AM

#42946

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Nah they get down more than high schoolers

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Hell no it aint, they fuck more than horny highschoolers.

I'm really concerned as to how you two know so much about what happens at old folks homes.

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All y'all can kiss my natural white privileged ass...

Except you Axius - "you're my boy, Blue!"

Don't be mad, buddy!

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11-15-2016, 11:34 AM	#42947
shockin330i Brigadier General 805 Rep 4,784 Posts Drives: 2016 ZCP M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: f y'all, I'm from Texas (RGV) iTrader: (1)	Morning guys and gals __________________ ERnie 2016 BSM/f80/ZCP
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11-15-2016, 11:34 AM	#42948
1MOREMOD - 11818 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Std rates are highest in young then nursing home. How Axius got his
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11-15-2016, 11:36 AM

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Morning guys and gals

Mornin!

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11-15-2016, 11:41 AM

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Std rates are highest in young then nursing home. How Axius got his

Ah yes, ol' gaping Gertrude, she was such a doll.

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11-15-2016, 11:43 AM

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This morning on the way to work I saw a white Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT with plates that read 'M3 KILLER'.

I thought that was kewl.

So what? I kill 3 series also and neednt a plate for it

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11-15-2016, 11:50 AM	#42952
InternetFame Banned 553 Rep 228 Posts Drives: '17 F80 ZCP 6MT, '11 R55 S 6MT Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: DMV iTrader: (0)	Well, technically you were a 3 series, at one point...
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11-15-2016, 11:56 AM	#42953
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12482 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Dude, neverever associate me with a 3xx series Maybe the grandfather of the F32 were a F30 or something, but thats it. So I also would never buy a convertible caused by the 3-series roof, no way! __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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11-15-2016, 11:59 AM

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Well, technically you were a 3 series, at one point...

Truth....

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11-15-2016, 12:01 PM	#42955
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	About 10 minutes after I posted my Sledge Hammer image, I'm stopped at a red light, and I just bust out laughing. It's the simple things in life
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11-15-2016, 03:09 PM

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I don't see the hole?

Put your bifocals on.

I just wanted to make sure the chicken wasn't molested.

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11-15-2016, 03:27 PM

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Put your bifocals on.

I just wanted to make sure the chicken wasn't molested.

Oh, Santa reached right down into those poultry, nearly elbow deep. I kept mumbling "What's wrong with a kiss, boy?"

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11-15-2016, 03:34 PM

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Oh, Santa reached right down into those poultry, nearly elbow deep. I kept mumbling "What's wrong with a kiss, boy?"

O_o

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11-15-2016, 04:01 PM	#42959
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11-15-2016, 04:07 PM	#42960
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11-15-2016, 04:21 PM	#42961
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	You do know the bushes is where I park the van when resting? __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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11-15-2016, 04:21 PM	#42962
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11-15-2016, 04:39 PM

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[IMG]http://i.giphy.com/l3vQZ1TZYh0MAAkcE.gif[/IMG

Something Wede would do. That kid is probably traumatized.

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11-15-2016, 05:50 PM

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Did that really happen?

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11-15-2016, 05:58 PM	#42965
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11-15-2016, 06:00 PM	#42966
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