What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Oh yeah, the grease sprayed all over me and now I look like Deadpool under his suit. It was so hot.

Easy with the bedroom talk you two. Some of us read this at work.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Nice!

I have a 1/16 scale model in my color. Not OCD or anything but I have to get someone to paint the wheels on the model to match the ones on my car, exactly.

What some call OCD, some call attention to detail. I think these were all 1:36 scale. Pretty nice for $6.

I have a black E92 M3 model because it's the closest they had to my car. I'll take what I can get.

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

"Yeah, because I'm not a pussy ass bitch."

You need to put an exhaust on that thing like you did your 335. I need to hear some downshifts that sounds like they're coming from hell.

I knew you would like that. LOLOL


Bro if I replicated that exhaust, they'd legit kick me out of my neighborhood. If I lived in a single family house, it would be game over.


I could just do some catless downpipes with Sport/Sport+ mode, since this ECU has engineered the exhaust so much better than the standard F80, which sounds like a fart mixed with a garbage disposal.

[InternetFame]

But I think I am gonna do it in 3 years once it's no longer the DD. I miss the fuck out of that ignorant thing.


Looking into an Si Civic hatch for DD in a few years once I'm done with the Mini.

[Eddybro]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think he's saying it's fast while we are a bunch of suckers.

BMW FTW that's the point..

[Eddybro]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Maybe his opponents are suckers, but does he not realize this is OT? We all have 10 second cars and 10 inch dicks.

lol good shit, coz I was starting to get worried bahahah

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Oh yeah, the grease sprayed all over me and now I look like Deadpool under his suit. It was so hot.

..., did..., did you..., acquire his same super powers?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

..., did..., did you..., acquire his same super powers?

SUPER PENIS.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

I knew you would like that. LOLOL


Bro if I replicated that exhaust, they'd legit kick me out of my neighborhood. If I lived in a single family house, it would be game over.


I could just do some catless downpipes with Sport/Sport+ mode, since this ECU has engineered the exhaust so much better than the standard F80, which sounds like a fart mixed with a garbage disposal.

Dude, fuck your neighborhood. You don't need those people anyway. Catless downpipes, no resonators and mufflers that barely muffle. You need this in your life.

Side note, I'm pretty sure all my non-gearhead neighbors hate me. I was washing the M3 last week. This lady was walking her dog. When she came up to my neighbor's driveway, she cut across the street just to walk the entire length of my house and then cut back across. LOL what.

Originally Posted by InternetFame

But I think I am gonna do it in 3 years once it's no longer the DD. I miss the fuck out of that ignorant thing.


Looking into an Si Civic hatch for DD in a few years once I'm done with the Mini.

3 years? You're about to be married in 3 years. Do it now while you're single.

Pretty sure my M3 is ignorant. Rev match downshifted and this dog that was in the yard I was passing got so startled, it jumped like three feet off the ground. LOL

[///M Power-Belgium]

From Philippe ..
A good afternoon for everyone !

[ASBSECU E93]

So.....dyno day and a small private group air strip event in the 335d this past weekend.

Results were surprising and a little disappointing.

Regardless - I beat on the little diesel all weekend and still managed 36 MPG

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

So.....dyno day and a small private group air strip event in the 335d this past weekend.

Results were surprising and a little disappointing.

Regardless - I beat on the little diesel all weekend and still managed 36 MPG

Details?

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dude, fuck your neighborhood. You don't need those people anyway. Catless downpipes, no resonators and mufflers that barely muffle. You need this in your life.

Side note, I'm pretty sure all my non-gearhead neighbors hate me. I was washing the M3 last week. This lady was walking her dog. When she came up to my neighbor's driveway, she cut across the street just to walk the entire length of my house and then cut back across. LOL what.

3 years? You're about to be married in 3 years. Do it now while you're single.

Pretty sure my M3 is ignorant. Rev match downshifted and this dog that was in the yard I was passing got so startled, it jumped like three feet off the ground. LOL

You're right. The turbochargers themselves are mufflers, in a way, so you're right. I'll see how it goes, I definitely plan on making it loud in the future though. Just not immediately. No mufflers for me, though. LOL.

And LOL, maybe the car smelled bad, or something? Was the car running?

BRO DON'T CURSE ME I CAN BARELY GO ON DATES RN.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

You're right. The turbochargers themselves are mufflers, in a way, so you're right. I'll see how it goes, I definitely plan on making it loud in the future though. Just not immediately. No mufflers for me, though. LOL.

And LOL, maybe the car smelled bad, or something? Was the car running?

BRO DON'T CURSE ME I CAN BARELY GO ON DATES RN.

Car was not running. I'd died from the fumes.

Bro, you need to re-up that premium tinder subscription. Or you just need to start mass right swiping.

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Car was not running. I'd died from the fumes.

Bro, you need to re-up that premium tinder subscription. Or you just need to start mass right swiping.

LOL! Well, thank God you didn't die from the fumes, or I'd have been upset.

Dude I'm about to screenshot this joint and send 2 u. omg.

[InternetFame]

Have you even heard of a Dominican and Lebanese combo? Smfh.

[InternetFame]

@Aatish eyebrow rating pls me and silvergray545 are seeking counsel. Just got this in my matches

[ASBSECU E93]

silvergray545 - the best pull of the day was 380 to the wheels. I think operator error might have cost me a couple more whp.

Torque was 620(ish) - right where I expected, maybe a little on the low side. Again - I think operator error cost me a few extra TQ's.

Most surprising - the 6th gear pull

Speed said 183!!! From a Diesel!!!

That afternoon - I went to a small gathering with some highly modded american muscle cars and a couple LS swapped RX-7's. Held my own, rolled coal all afternoon

[InternetFame]

Dammit now I don't want her anymore silvergray545 I'm not sending you anything else.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

@Aatish eyebrow rating pls me and silvergray545 are seeking counsel. Just got this in my matches

Originally Posted by InternetFame

Dammit now I don't want her anymore silvergray545 I'm not sending you anything else.

Bro, it's not me. She draws on them fucked up eyebrows. She'd be mad cute if she didn't take the fattest sharpie and draw them fuckers on.

[The Choosey begger]

I don't like the thick eyebrows trend.

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Bro, it's not me. She draws on them fucked up eyebrows. She'd be mad cute if she didn't take the fattest sharpie and draw them fuckers on.

#eyebrowjizztime

[InternetFame]

Lebanese though dude she's your people! Hahahaha. I notice lots of thick eyebrows on middle eastern girls, I kinda dig it.