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Axius · 11-03-2016, 06:49 AM

Should have cooked it for dinner.

Mr Tonka · 11-03-2016, 06:50 AM

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Ran into a buddy on the trail today.

By ran into - you mean killed and wear the rattler as a necklace now..?

It must have thought he was well camouflaged because it didn't move even when I passed my bike tire within an inch or so from its head. I even ran my finger across the rattles and nothing. Didn't move until I tapped its head with my bike tire and then it got all defensive about our encounter. So I got a twig and helped it back into the woods.

wrickem · 11-03-2016, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It must have thought he was well camouflaged because it didn't move even when I passed my bike tire within an inch or so from its head. I even ran my finger across the rattles and nothing. Didn't move until I tapped its head with my bike tire and then it got all defensive about our encounter. So I got a twig and helped it back into the woods.

Reading that gave me "snake ankles".

Florida is such a nice state, it just sucks that there are so many things there that want to kill you if you're not careful.

The Choosey begger · 11-03-2016, 07:03 AM

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Reading that gave me "snake ankles".

Florida is such a nice state, it just sucks that there are so many things there that want to kill you if you're not careful.

More people wanna kill you in Camden NJ than in Tampa FL.lol

InternetFame · 11-03-2016, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It must have thought he was well camouflaged because it didn't move even when I passed my bike tire within an inch or so from its head. I even ran my finger across the rattles and nothing. Didn't move until I tapped its head with my bike tire and then it got all defensive about our encounter. So I got a twig and helped it back into the woods.

MF SAVAGE.

Aatish · 11-03-2016, 07:43 AM

Aatish · 11-03-2016, 08:18 AM

Everyone's a Cub fan today...and I'm ok with this!

1MOREMOD · 11-03-2016, 09:02 AM

No cubs are stupid

Aatish · 11-03-2016, 09:08 AM

We might be stupid, but we're proud!

1MOREMOD · 11-03-2016, 09:10 AM

Yeah congrats you band wagon humping tool

silvergray545 · 11-03-2016, 09:11 AM

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Got 6 and 1/2 last night.

Cubs winning probably wont help...

I chuckled knowing he didn't read the thread. Let's see how long it goes on.

Fcuk the Cubs.

silvergray545 · 11-03-2016, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It must have thought he was well camouflaged because it didn't move even when I passed my bike tire within an inch or so from its head. I even ran my finger across the rattles and nothing. Didn't move until I tapped its head with my bike tire and then it got all defensive about our encounter. So I got a twig and helped it back into the woods.

You're nuts.

Matt@EuroJerks · 11-03-2016, 09:15 AM

My hat is off to that team. They just didn't want to die. Cleveland as well.

1MOREMOD · 11-03-2016, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It must have thought he was well camouflaged because it didn't move even when I passed my bike tire within an inch or so from its head. I even ran my finger across the rattles and nothing. Didn't move until I tapped its head with my bike tire and then it got all defensive about our encounter. So I got a twig and helped it back into the woods.

Real story, Mr Tonka climbed a tree upon discovery and took photos with zoom lens.

Aatish · 11-03-2016, 09:18 AM

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Yeah congrats you band wagon humping tool

RJ_ · 11-03-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Fcuk the Cubs.

I grew up an Indians fan, probably more Tiggers now, but still wanted them to win so I could make fun of Cubs fans forever. What an incredible game. Regardless of whatever team you cheer for, as a fan of the game you can't ask for much more.

That rain delay really seemed to neutralize the Indians momentum.

eforty6_m3 · 11-03-2016, 09:36 AM

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I'm guessing you have a cell phone, since most people these days do. Ever heard of a group chat? This thread is basically one.

Fair enough...it hurts my brain trying to read through the nonsense. Was trying to figure out if there was any rhyme or reason. Guess not!

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Its a thread started by pur beloved and very much perma banned Billup to get people of bimmerpost a place to congregate and discuss serious topics, like how do you take a shit? I spin around and hug the back bowl.

So what you're saying is you take an 'AC Slater', am I right?!

silvergray545 · 11-03-2016, 09:59 AM

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I grew up an Indians fan, probably more Tiggers now, but still wanted them to win so I could make fun of Cubs fans forever. What an incredible game. Regardless of whatever team you cheer for, as a fan of the game you can't ask for much more.

That rain delay really seemed to neutralize the Indians momentum.

Honestly, I've never been on the edge of my seat like that. It was a great game but I really wish the Indians could have brought it home. The Cubs had superior pitchers last night. No way around it. And when the Indians decided to walk everyone in the 10th...what a mistake. I guess the Cubs deserved it.

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Fair enough...it hurts my brain trying to read through the nonsense. Was trying to figure out if there was any rhyme or reason. Guess not!

Haha it's truly more of a conversation than it is traditional forum posts. Either way, welcome to the thread!

RJ_ · 11-03-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Honestly, I've never been on the edge of my seat like that. It was a great game but I really wish the Indians could have brought it home. The Cubs had superior pitchers last night. No way around it. And when the Indians decided to walk everyone in the 10th...what a mistake. I guess the Cubs deserved it.

Yeah, I was so bummed when the Indians lost in '97. Two Game 7 extra innings losses now... Total opposite team this year too, not really any big names.

Mr Tonka · 11-03-2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Real story, Mr Tonka climbed a tree upon discovery and took photos with zoom lens.

They can climb trees you know.

silvergray545 · 11-03-2016, 10:36 AM

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Yeah, I was so bummed when the Indians lost in '97. Two Game 7 extra innings losses now... Total opposite team this year too, not really any big names.

I remember that loss in '97. That's when I followed the Indians religiously.

Hopefully, they can make it all the way next year. That's Cleveland's motto, right? There's always next year. Lol

UncleWede · 11-03-2016, 10:44 AM

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Real story, Mr Tonka climbed a tree upon discovery and took photos with zoom lens.

While MRS. TONKA gently escorted the snake off into the woods.

I've wanted a rattler as a hat band since about 6th grade. And yes, I have all my toofs.

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