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      11-02-2016, 11:04 AM   #41999
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Sometimes, I wish I had your problem. Back when I was in college, I used to go to the barber every week. Hair cut and line up every other week and just a line up on the off weeks.
I'm 31
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What's a lineup? Haven't had haircut in 10 plus years
Used to get the line on the beard cleaned with a straight razor, beard trimmed, lines around the hair cleaned up, etc. I don't go through all that when I'm free balling like I am now.
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And then women stopped?
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I'm 31
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Used to get the line on the beard cleaned with a straight razor, beard trimmed, lines around the hair cleaned up, etc. I don't go through all that when I'm free balling like I am now.

Yeah

Haha very well said.

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I'm really curious to see how much or how little my facial hair grows this month.
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Yo silvergray545 there's a kid who needs help financing an M4 in the thread below this one, I think you could help him out.
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I'm really curious to see how much or how little my facial hair grows this month.
I feel like you might be patchy
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Yo silvergray545 there's a kid who needs help financing an M4 in the thread below this one, I think you could help him out.
I replied.
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      11-02-2016, 11:29 AM   #42004
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I feel like you might be patchy

I replied.
Extremely haha
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Extremely haha
It's pretty great. I can't believe it's still going.
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Yeah she can show some nice sexy things...
Im sure you wont introduce us lot this and before you start to post some fake pics from other women, hold it

Aside from this, I'd worn a beard too until 2001...then the white hairs take the advantage of the black ones and then comes the moment when I was too lazy to pick them out. Cos Im too much conceited, I'd shove it off after newyear 2002
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Im sure you wont introduce us lot this and before you start to post some fake pics from other women, hold it

Aside from this, I'd worn a beard too until 2001...then the white hairs take the advantage of the black ones and then comes the moment when I was too lazy to pick them out. Cos Im too much conceited, I'd shove it off after newyear 2002
I wasn't even shaving in 2001 hahaha
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I wasn't even shaving in 2001 hahaha
Pretty sure I was still playing Nintendo 64 in 2001. Haha
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Pretty sure I was still playing Nintendo 64 in 2001. Haha
I think I masturbated for the first time in 2001.
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I think I masturbated for the first time in 2001.
My cousin stole a Playboy magazine, back in the day. I want to say it's dated 2000. It's actually still in the same hiding place where I put it 16 years ago. LOL
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Bro I fucking love that finance thread that shit is making my day.
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Also bro, why is everyone an au pair? And why are they always attractive but dumb af lol I hate that shit.
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Also bro, why is everyone an au pair? And why are they always attractive but dumb af lol I hate that shit.
Glorified babysitting jobs are all the uneducated girls can get.
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Bro I fucking love that finance thread that shit is making my day.
Dude, we aren't even close to being on topic. LOL
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Also bro, why is everyone an au pair? And why are they always attractive but dumb af lol I hate that shit.
I noticed that too. I didn't know that profession was even popular until Tinder. LOL
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Define uneducated. I know plenty of girls with communications degrees that are still serving or bar tending.
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Glorified babysitting jobs are all the uneducated girls can get.
*sigh* At least they're nice to look at. Like a Mercedes.

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Dude, we aren't even close to being on topic. LOL

I noticed that too. I didn't know that profession was even popular until Tinder. LOL
Like it's not even a profession. Smh.
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Define uneducated. I know plenty of girls with communications degrees that are still serving or bar tending.
Oh. That's sad.
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Define uneducated. I know plenty of girls with communications degrees that are still serving or bar tending.
I want an educated stripper.
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Useful education. Everyone's taking business, but no one understands supply and demand...
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